Ridiculous crime the above poster was arrested for???

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  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    Allowed Pee Wee Herman to ride his motorcycle
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
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    peed in his shoes in public and threw them at oncoming traffic
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,784 Member
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    Refused to exit a phone booth. Said she was waiting for Dr Who to return.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    Refused to release Dr Who from the basement.
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Dragging women into telephone boxes.
  • xoxmariahxox
    xoxmariahxox Posts: 33
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    Dragging women into telephone boxes.

    Obnoxiously farting in public to the point of damaging the health of others.
  • Ali_momof2
    Ali_momof2 Posts: 478 Member
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    writing her name on the sidewalk in chewed gum.
  • tyroc86
    tyroc86 Posts: 14
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    Held up a gym.
  • CindyMarcuzAdams
    CindyMarcuzAdams Posts: 4,006 Member
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    Took a pooh in a display toilet at home depot.
  • prettigirl01
    prettigirl01 Posts: 548 Member
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    stole a cereal box from the store...left the cereal
  • Ali_momof2
    Ali_momof2 Posts: 478 Member
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    Giving free & unwanted hair cuts to people passing by her on the boardwalk.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    For testing out tooth brushes, butt cream, candy bars, etc, in the isles of the store.
  • Ali_momof2
    Ali_momof2 Posts: 478 Member
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    For testing out tooth brushes, butt cream, candy bars, etc, in the isles of the store.

    You weren't complaining when you're teeth were all nice & clean & your butt stopped itching. Are you coming soon with the bail money? :wink:
  • SrJoben
    SrJoben Posts: 484 Member
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    Stole fish from a pet shop...by swallowing the alive hoping to regurgitate them later.
  • icupkn3
    icupkn3 Posts: 39
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    For walking into the police station, putting on a ski mask, and saying "This is a stick up".
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Getting ordained and then marrying everyone who came by in the fast food drive thru lane
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    Public lewdness in front of the fire dept.
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Public lewdness in front of the fire dept.

    Only on Tuesdays.

    Tried to do donuts in a car wash.
  • Aviation21
    Aviation21 Posts: 154 Member
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    Taking hits in the food store from Whip Cream cans.
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    For RAFL

    Random Acts of Face Licking

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