Single And Don't Want To Be

AdiabaticPerformance
AdiabaticPerformance Posts: 170 Member
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So hey, I'm single and don't want to be, who else is in the same boat?
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  • borst13
    borst13 Posts: 1,826 Member
    You want my husband?
  • AdiabaticPerformance
    AdiabaticPerformance Posts: 170 Member
    um, no not really, but i'm sure somebody does :p
  • missyj1115
    missyj1115 Posts: 1,220 Member
    Jumping in the boat :(
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    You must have missed the 480584390543 bang/spank/marry threads. Or the MFP Crush thread.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    In for the possible crash and burn.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    What? Is there a boat? Does it have a bar? And a buffet? I hope there's a buffet. Do I HAVE to be single to get on the boat?
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Go to why not and you'll see why op post
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    So hey, I'm single and don't want to be, who else is in the same boat?

    Your ex wife?
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
    You want my husband?

    lol, hilarious!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    My eyes are up here!:angry:
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  • jsissom86
    jsissom86 Posts: 47 Member
    Ooo OOoo! Me me me!
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Go to why not and you'll see why op post

    LOL.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    What? Is there a boat? Does it have a bar? And a buffet? I hope there's a buffet. Do I HAVE to be single to get on the boat?

    I will go for the buffet but leave if they play Buffett.

    You got fins to the left, fins to the right and you're the only bait in town.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    Go to why not and you'll see why op post

    Thanks, Captain Obvious
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Go to why not and you'll see why op post

    Thanks, Captain Obvious

    Hey some people don't read other threads
  • cookieinbk82
    cookieinbk82 Posts: 320 Member
    So hey, I'm single and don't want to be, who else is in the same boat?

    Why would you be single? Your a handsome guy.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Go to why not and you'll see why op post

    At first I was like "huh?" and then I was like "ooooooh". I don't read other threads. :drinker:

    I want to get in the boat with OP.
  • WarriorCupcakeBlydnsr
    WarriorCupcakeBlydnsr Posts: 2,150 Member
    I'm in the same boat.... and everybody else keeps jumping ship on me
  • zzzzeaaa
    zzzzeaaa Posts: 2
    *snort*
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    What? Is there a boat? Does it have a bar? And a buffet? I hope there's a buffet. Do I HAVE to be single to get on the boat?

    I will go for the buffet but leave if they play Buffett.

    You got fins to the left, fins to the right and you're the only bait in town.

    Dammit.........now I have that song in my head. Thanks :grumble:
  • prettychelly
    prettychelly Posts: 112 Member
    So hey, I'm single and don't want to be, who else is in the same boat?

    Why would you be single? Your a handsome guy.

    Being handsome doesn't have much to do with it. He might be crazy lol... but I'm in the same boat as well.
  • borst13
    borst13 Posts: 1,826 Member
    Have you considered a hyper realistic sex doll? Initial start up cost is hefty but cheaper than a real girl in the long run
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    I'm single don't want to be but to reply to other poster he's a bit too baby faced for me to be jumping into the boat with
  • AdiabaticPerformance
    AdiabaticPerformance Posts: 170 Member
    So I have a boat... didn't know so many people were interested in it :)
  • AdiabaticPerformance
    AdiabaticPerformance Posts: 170 Member
    Have you considered a hyper realistic sex doll? Initial start up cost is hefty but cheaper than a real girl in the long run

    Oh man... we went there...
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I was in that boat...

    Then I got myself a boyfriend.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    So I have a boat... didn't know so many people were interested in it :)

    Is it a big boat, or a dinghy?
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    So I have a boat... didn't know so many people were interested in it :)

    Because they want to feel the motion of the rocking
  • CharliesInCharge
    CharliesInCharge Posts: 278 Member
    Subtlety has always been one of the things I love about MFP ;)

    when did this become match.com?...? cant we all just get along in eharmony? I have faith.. there are Plenty of Fish in the sea..

    this is my fitness pal

    well maybe if you stretch the definition of " pal" and depending on what you call "fitness" .... maybe I was wrong

    nm... back to your hijinx.. I need to plan my training schedule..so ill be going over to tinder to do that ;)

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