Single And Don't Want To Be

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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    So hey, I'm single and don't want to be, who else is in the same boat?

    I will get in the same boat as you.

    We can cuddle together

    Watch the sunset

    And then

    And then

    And then you will have to excuse my facial hair.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    <-- this guy as well.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    row row row your boat.... I'm ok being single, because I work a *kitten* ton.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    Oh Please I bet half of the people on here are in relationships just looking for people who will tell them they like them
  • tammank
    tammank Posts: 5 Member
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  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    nope not in that boat...and not in the boat where I am in a relationship and want to be out either...

    damn life is good.:drinker:
  • HeidiCooksSupper
    HeidiCooksSupper Posts: 3,839 Member
    I used be in that boat. In fact, I dated for 42 years (ages 12 through 54), looking for the right one. There were a great many toads and some good guys among the myriad candidates. Sometimes I was the dumper, others I was the dumpee, Then, finally, at age 54, Bill and I found each other and Kismet. We knew the day we met we'd be spending the rest of our lives together. I believe his statement of endearment was, "Oh, no! Separated at birth!"

    The advantage of failing to marry any of his predecessors is that I never had to pay for the inevitable divorce. He and I both missed any potential first or second marriages along the way to finding each other. Our first marriage, at the tender age of 54, is the one for the ages.

    My elderly mother sent me a check and a note saying, "You've always wanted one. Go to David's Bridal and get one." So here's the picture of me in full "Miss Muffet" when we got married in my Mom's living room, with my family in attendance. I let Bill donate the suit so he'd never have to wear it again. That may have been the 2nd happiest day of his life.

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  • BigT555
    BigT555 Posts: 2,067 Member
    i could take it or leave it. sure being in a relationship is great but im young and enjoying the freedom right now, especially since school is about to start up again
  • smarieallen85
    smarieallen85 Posts: 535 Member
    I'm in the open relationship boat.
  • crystalstinson7
    crystalstinson7 Posts: 101 Member
    I'm with some of the other posters .. going by all the playful threads I see, I'm sure there are plenty of single people who are ready and willing to jump in your boat. Hope it's a big boat ... Oh! Not that I'm saying size matters or anything. :)
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    So hey, I'm single and don't want to be, who else is in the same boat?
    Have you ever seen Silence of the Lambs? You can fix this easy.
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    You need to study the greatest fictional husband ever.......

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  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
    I'm in that boat too. I want to sink the boat.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    I just miss what comes in a relationship. I'm not one to be whoring around to get some either
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
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    LOOOOOVE that episode.
  • let1179
    let1179 Posts: 58 Member
    Same boat, and seriously this should be a real thread ;)
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    I'm in the open relationship boat.

    FBs
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Subtlety has always been one of the things I love about MFP ;)

    when did this become match.com?...? cant we all just get along in eharmony? I have faith.. there are Plenty of Fish in the sea..

    this is my fitness pal

    well maybe if you stretch the definition of " pal" and depending on what you call "fitness" .... maybe I was wrong

    nm... back to your hijinx.. I need to plan my training schedule..so ill be going over to tinder to do that ;)

    So... who *kitten* in your Wheaties?
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    I'm in the open relationship boat.

    FBs

    Well move closer haha
  • smarieallen85
    smarieallen85 Posts: 535 Member
    I'm in the open relationship boat.

    FBs

    Or not
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Oh Please I bet half of the people on here are in relationships just looking for people who will tell them they like them

    What?? NO! People don't do that!!
  • edack72
    edack72 Posts: 173 Member
    Oh yes same boat .......very entertaining thread here
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    I'm in the open relationship boat.

    FBs

    Or not

    Nothing wrong with fwb. At least they know what you like and you know it's worth having some fun with
  • smarieallen85
    smarieallen85 Posts: 535 Member
    I'm in the open relationship boat.

    FBs

    Well move closer haha

    Haha I don't think that's what he's saying.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    I'm in the open relationship boat.

    FBs

    Or not

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  • CharliesInCharge
    CharliesInCharge Posts: 278 Member
    Subtlety has always been one of the things I love about MFP ;)

    when did this become match.com?...? cant we all just get along in eharmony? I have faith.. there are Plenty of Fish in the sea..

    this is my fitness pal

    well maybe if you stretch the definition of " pal" and depending on what you call "fitness" .... maybe I was wrong

    nm... back to your hijinx.. I need to plan my training schedule..so ill be going over to tinder to do that ;)

    So... who *kitten* in your Wheaties?

    don't eat Wheaties.. I do protein shakes..

    10/10 would drink (protein shake ) that is... and not bang, spank , pass or marry..
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    I know I'm messing with him
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    Have you considered a hyper realistic sex doll? Initial start up cost is hefty but cheaper than a real girl in the long run

    They pay for themselves after just 3 "visits".
  • AdiabaticPerformance
    AdiabaticPerformance Posts: 170 Member
    Have you considered a hyper realistic sex doll? Initial start up cost is hefty but cheaper than a real girl in the long run

    They pay for themselves after just 3 "visits".

    You've calculated this?

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