Single And Don't Want To Be

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  • eslcity
    eslcity Posts: 323 Member
    Have you considered a hyper realistic sex doll? Initial start up cost is hefty but cheaper than a real girl in the long run

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  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    I don't want a boyfriend. Just a Tuesday and Thursday hook up.

    I prefer a Friday and Wednes night hook up myself

    You mean everyday.
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  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    I don't want a boyfriend. Just a Tuesday and Thursday hook up.

    I prefer a Friday and Wednes night hook up myself

    You mean everyday.
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    got me there yopeeps
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    are there really that many? has anyone tried and been successful in online dating?

    One of my neighbours used pof and is now married to the guy she met

    Studies have been proven that only the average looking people can be successful on dating websites. The more attractive you are, the less likely you are going to find someone on a dating website because they will think you are out of their league

    you must get tons of attention!!
  • BarbieFromHellx
    BarbieFromHellx Posts: 758 Member
    I moan that I'm alone but then I remember this exists

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    Whiskey, heavy metal and slasher movies will forever make up for my lack of boyfriend.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    are there really that many? has anyone tried and been successful in online dating?

    One of my neighbours used pof and is now married to the guy she met

    Studies have been proven that only the average looking people can be successful on dating websites. The more attractive you are, the less likely you are going to find someone on a dating website because they will think you are out of their league

    you must get tons of attention!!

    thanks for saying im average looking. but um, no, i am way too cheap to spend money on that crap
  • morehealthymatt
    morehealthymatt Posts: 208 Member
    Boat is getting a bit crowded.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    are there really that many? has anyone tried and been successful in online dating?

    One of my neighbours used pof and is now married to the guy she met

    Studies have been proven that only the average looking people can be successful on dating websites. The more attractive you are, the less likely you are going to find someone on a dating website because they will think you are out of their league

    you must get tons of attention!!

    thanks for saying im average looking. but um, no, i am way too cheap to spend money on that crap

    pof is free
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    are there really that many? has anyone tried and been successful in online dating?

    One of my neighbours used pof and is now married to the guy she met

    Studies have been proven that only the average looking people can be successful on dating websites. The more attractive you are, the less likely you are going to find someone on a dating website because they will think you are out of their league

    you must get tons of attention!!

    thanks for saying im average looking. but um, no, i am way too cheap to spend money on that crap

    pof is free

    im good. and i get the feeling some people think so much of me to make other posts about me to either make fun of me or give away to more commentary. oh well. ifs mfp. its just lots of random people i converse through boredom.
  • AndyRogan
    AndyRogan Posts: 195 Member
    are there really that many? has anyone tried and been successful in online dating?

    One of my neighbours used pof and is now married to the guy she met

    Studies have been proven that only the average looking people can be successful on dating websites. The more attractive you are, the less likely you are going to find someone on a dating website because they will think you are out of their league

    you must get tons of attention!!

    thanks for saying im average looking. but um, no, i am way too cheap to spend money on that crap

    pof is free

    im good. and i get the feeling some people think so much of me to make other posts about me to either make fun of me or give away to more commentary. oh well. ifs mfp. its just lots of random people i converse through boredom.

    Who made other posts about you to make fun of you?
    Some people are morons
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    are there really that many? has anyone tried and been successful in online dating?

    One of my neighbours used pof and is now married to the guy she met

    Studies have been proven that only the average looking people can be successful on dating websites. The more attractive you are, the less likely you are going to find someone on a dating website because they will think you are out of their league

    you must get tons of attention!!

    thanks for saying im average looking. but um, no, i am way too cheap to spend money on that crap

    pof is free

    im good. and i get the feeling some people think so much of me to make other posts about me to either make fun of me or give away to more commentary. oh well. ifs mfp. its just lots of random people i converse through boredom.

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  • Ump78
    Ump78 Posts: 342 Member
    I'll grab a paddle on this boat. Well.....very soon I will be paddling like mad. I don't wanna be single, though. I want someone to spemd my tomorrows with. Someone to adore and cherish. A woman that challenges me intellectually, and can be as rude and sarcastic as I am. Soft on the outside but a furnace broiling underneath. She's gotta be as affectionate as me, at least as witty (hopefully moreso), with a tender heart and a quick tongue. Equally prepared to shred the skin on my back or melt into the passion with me at any given time of the day or night. Never know which will rear it's head :wink: I doubt such a woman exists, but if she does, she's searching for me too. Fate will bring us together.
  • Ump78
    Ump78 Posts: 342 Member
    Ramble ramble ramble. Shaddup Ump. Ok.
  • RunnerStephe
    RunnerStephe Posts: 2,195
    It's pretty desperate to post like this.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    are there really that many? has anyone tried and been successful in online dating?

    One of my neighbours used pof and is now married to the guy she met

    Studies have been proven that only the average looking people can be successful on dating websites. The more attractive you are, the less likely you are going to find someone on a dating website because they will think you are out of their league

    you must get tons of attention!!

    thanks for saying im average looking. but um, no, i am way too cheap to spend money on that crap

    pof is free

    im good. and i get the feeling some people think so much of me to make other posts about me to either make fun of me or give away to more commentary. oh well. ifs mfp. its just lots of random people i converse through boredom.

    Who made other posts about you to make fun of you?
    Some people are morons

    Nobody did.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    are there really that many? has anyone tried and been successful in online dating?

    One of my neighbours used pof and is now married to the guy she met

    Studies have been proven that only the average looking people can be successful on dating websites. The more attractive you are, the less likely you are going to find someone on a dating website because they will think you are out of their league

    you must get tons of attention!!

    thanks for saying im average looking. but um, no, i am way too cheap to spend money on that crap

    pof is free

    im good. and i get the feeling some people think so much of me to make other posts about me to either make fun of me or give away to more commentary. oh well. ifs mfp. its just lots of random people i converse through boredom.

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    I can think of a better way to pass boredom yopeeps
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    I'll grab a paddle on this boat. Well.....very soon I will be paddling like mad. I don't wanna be single, though. I want someone to spemd my tomorrows with. Someone to adore and cherish. A woman that challenges me intellectually, and can be as rude and sarcastic as I am. Soft on the outside but a furnace broiling underneath. She's gotta be as affectionate as me, at least as witty (hopefully moreso), with a tender heart and a quick tongue. Equally prepared to shred the skin on my back or melt into the passion with me at any given time of the day or night. Never know which will rear it's head :wink: I doubt such a woman exists, but if she does, she's searching for me too. Fate will bring us together.

    This sounds like a dating profile. To answer OP's question about online dating and whether it works, I met my late husband on a dating website. It happened for us.
  • SrsGainzOnThisGuy
    SrsGainzOnThisGuy Posts: 254
    single, no one wants me :'(
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I met my husband on MFP. One day, he'll know this.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    single, no one wants me :'(

    pretty sure you want to be single
  • GeekyMommy528
    GeekyMommy528 Posts: 13 Member
    Single, don't want to be, but can't find what I'm looking for. :(
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    I'll grab a paddle on this boat. Well.....very soon I will be paddling like mad. I don't wanna be single, though. I want someone to spemd my tomorrows with. Someone to adore and cherish. A woman that challenges me intellectually, and can be as rude and sarcastic as I am. Soft on the outside but a furnace broiling underneath. She's gotta be as affectionate as me, at least as witty (hopefully moreso), with a tender heart and a quick tongue. Equally prepared to shred the skin on my back or melt into the passion with me at any given time of the day or night. Never know which will rear it's head :wink: I doubt such a woman exists, but if she does, she's searching for me too. Fate will bring us together.

    This sounds like a dating profile. To answer OP's question about online dating and whether it works, I met my late husband on a dating website. It happened for us.

    Haha

    and yes I met m husband on POF...it's free...he is freakin' hot thank you...and I am not average nor below average...so that harvard study...eh I would have to see that and some peer review....:bigsmile: ....to believe that.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    I'll grab a paddle on this boat. Well.....very soon I will be paddling like mad. I don't wanna be single, though. I want someone to spemd my tomorrows with. Someone to adore and cherish. A woman that challenges me intellectually, and can be as rude and sarcastic as I am. Soft on the outside but a furnace broiling underneath. She's gotta be as affectionate as me, at least as witty (hopefully moreso), with a tender heart and a quick tongue. Equally prepared to shred the skin on my back or melt into the passion with me at any given time of the day or night. Never know which will rear it's head :wink: I doubt such a woman exists, but if she does, she's searching for me too. Fate will bring us together.

    This sounds like a dating profile. To answer OP's question about online dating and whether it works, I met my late husband on a dating website. It happened for us.

    Haha

    and yes I met m husband on POF...it's free...he is freakin' hot thank you...and I am not average nor below average...so that harvard study...eh I would have to see that and some peer review....:bigsmile: ....to believe that.

    Truth...my sweet husband was very hot....

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  • bigpapa36
    bigpapa36 Posts: 68 Member
    I've been treading water for a while now because I'm looking for the right boat to jump in. The last two boats I was in sunk faster than the titanic.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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  • AdiabaticPerformance
    AdiabaticPerformance Posts: 170 Member
    It's pretty desperate to post like this.

    Is it? I thought it was a fun way to kill some time.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    It's pretty desperate to post like this.

    Is it? I thought it was a fun way to kill some time.

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  • bigpapa36
    bigpapa36 Posts: 68 Member
    that's why it's called "chit-chat, fun, and games...jesus Christ!!! You don't like it...Get the *kitten* outta here :drinker:
  • Ump78
    Ump78 Posts: 342 Member
    I'll grab a paddle on this boat. Well.....very soon I will be paddling like mad. I don't wanna be single, though. I want someone to spemd my tomorrows with. Someone to adore and cherish. A woman that challenges me intellectually, and can be as rude and sarcastic as I am. Soft on the outside but a furnace broiling underneath. She's gotta be as affectionate as me, at least as witty (hopefully moreso), with a tender heart and a quick tongue. Equally prepared to shred the skin on my back or melt into the passion with me at any given time of the day or night. Never know which will rear it's head :wink: I doubt such a woman exists, but if she does, she's searching for me too. Fate will bring us together.

    This sounds like a dating profile. To answer OP's question about online dating and whether it works, I met my late husband on a dating website. It happened for us.
    to my recollection, the op asked who was single and didn't wanna be. I answered and got to waxing philosophic. I digress. You're right. Not the venue. My apologies.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    I'll grab a paddle on this boat. Well.....very soon I will be paddling like mad. I don't wanna be single, though. I want someone to spemd my tomorrows with. Someone to adore and cherish. A woman that challenges me intellectually, and can be as rude and sarcastic as I am. Soft on the outside but a furnace broiling underneath. She's gotta be as affectionate as me, at least as witty (hopefully moreso), with a tender heart and a quick tongue. Equally prepared to shred the skin on my back or melt into the passion with me at any given time of the day or night. Never know which will rear it's head :wink: I doubt such a woman exists, but if she does, she's searching for me too. Fate will bring us together.

    This sounds like a dating profile. To answer OP's question about online dating and whether it works, I met my late husband on a dating website. It happened for us.
    to my recollection, the op asked who was single and didn't wanna be. I answered and got to waxing philosophic. I digress. You're right. Not the venue. My apologies.

    You misunderstood. I wasn't mocking it. Just something that popped into my head. It's not a problem. You can post what you like. :flowerforyou:

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