Gym Nipples

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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
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    Everyone has nipples. Who cares if they look like they can cut glass? I don't try to hide 'em.

    MFP forum moderators certainly flip out at the first inkling of 'em... *smdh*
    The beauty of it is, we're all adults here discussing body parts. No one is (or should be) offended and I'm not suggesting it's a bad thing or to even hide them for that matter. Just another useless (man-nip?) thread regarding something that I didn't realise happens to so many people.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    nipple suck....literally HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I crack myself up
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
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    That being said, I'm fascinated by the chaffed nipple thing. It really sounds awful and I've heard if you use deodorant or Body Glide (is that what it's called? I made it sound more like lube...) on them beforehand it helps a bit.
  • AdventureFreak
    AdventureFreak Posts: 236 Member
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    plain old bandaids are the old school runner's way of dealing with chaffing and obvious outward appearance of such things.
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
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    That being said, I'm fascinated by the chaffed nipple thing. It really sounds awful and I've heard if you use deodorant or Body Glide (is that what it's called? I made it sound more like lube...) on them beforehand it helps a bit.

    Monkey Butt works too.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
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    happens to a lot of people- frequently.

    I would assume the same- blood flow- but I have no real evidence or thoughts past that- I just wear a sports bra over a standard day bra- problem solved.

    But this brings up a second question.. what do men call their errect nipples? do they get a gender specific pronoun like ours?

    I call mine useless

    We like to call that TOAB.

    bonus points to those who figure it out.


    "T%-ts On A Boar". Gimme my binus points. :)

    t*ts on a bull

    yes. ding ding ding

    You get a cookie!
    That being said, I'm fascinated by the chaffed nipple thing. It really sounds awful and I've heard if you use deodorant or Body Glide (is that what it's called? I made it sound more like lube...) on them beforehand it helps a bit.

    Monkey Butt works too.

    I heart monkey butt- that stuff is a god send
  • Timelordlady85
    Timelordlady85 Posts: 797 Member
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    In my neck of the woods (scotland) they are refered to as "chapel hat pegs" regardless of male/female.

    as for really cold weather the pharse " you could hang your dufflecoat on em with a bottle of irnbru in each pcoket"

    is used

    lol I love the local phrases
    lol, that's hilarious! I even imagined it in Scottish accent too. :)
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Um.. ok. :huh:
  • AdiabaticPerformance
    AdiabaticPerformance Posts: 170 Member
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    Although I've never had the issue, I've seen a few ladies that did... and dam it's hot. Let them free girls, let them free!
  • ohpiper
    ohpiper Posts: 729 Member
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    I would think it would be more of a problem during a blustery winter.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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    My gym's air conditioning system is a little uneven. There's definitely sharp drop in temperature as you go from one side to the other. When i cross into that zone, I think everyone becomes a little bit of a raisin smuggler.
  • idontcarroll
    idontcarroll Posts: 216 Member
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    We all have nipples...

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  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
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    I would think it would be more of a problem during a blustery winter.

    For some people it has absolutely nothing to do with temperature- when you start working out- blood gets moving- the nips pop up.

    it happens. Even when it's summer and warm and you're sweating your booty off.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    One reason I like my small nipples.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
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    Exsqueeze me? Is this thing rigged? I was in first! *shoves everyone aside to claim her prize* (those better not be oatmeal raisin...
    We like to call that TOAB.

    bonus points to those who figure it out.


    "T%-ts On A Boar". Gimme my binus points. :)
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    t*ts on a bull

    yes. ding ding ding

    You get a cookie!
    [/quote]
    We like to call that TOAB.

    bonus points to those who figure it out.
    As useless as Tits On A Bull...
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
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    I would think it would be more of a problem during a blustery winter.

    For some people it has absolutely nothing to do with temperature- when you start working out- blood gets moving- the nips pop up.

    it happens. Even when it's summer and warm and you're sweating your booty off.
    Yeppers. I haven't worked out in cold weather yet and here we are...

    My gym does have the temp difference too though. Thankfully it's cooler by the cardio machines cuz I need it there most.
  • JayMell
    JayMell Posts: 23
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    happens to a lot of people- frequently.

    I would assume the same- blood flow- but I have no real evidence or thoughts past that- I just wear a sports bra over a standard day bra- problem solved.

    But this brings up a second question.. what do men call their errect nipples? do they get a gender specific pronoun like ours?

    I call mine useless
    .
  • PlanetVelma
    PlanetVelma Posts: 1,231 Member
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    We all have nipples...

    200.gif

    +1
  • complikaited
    complikaited Posts: 19 Member
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    ^^ Imgur? Reddit? Either way I like you. +1
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
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    Exsqueeze me? Is this thing rigged? I was in first! *shoves everyone aside to claim her prize* (those better not be oatmeal raisin...


    COOKIES FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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