help I'm falling off the wagon

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  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378

    Thanks Kitty, my attention to detail tonight is for crap.

    Here goes...slap my wifes butt and I steal your hoes.

    They only use Sarges for basic training anyway.:bigsmile:

    *swings imaginery bat, singles homerrun, and makes crowd noise*

    The popcorn is back on....grab a Mic Utra....(Pop! it open....props up feet...this is GONNA Be GOOD!)

    J - on deck......BATTER UP!.....
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    :laugh:
    Anyway, go home and slap your wife on the butt and run away giggling. That always made *me* feel better. (YOUR WIFE DIDN'T LIKE IT MUCH THOUGH...)

    :wink: :laugh: :laugh:

    -J

    BRB...gotta get some popcorn here....this is gonna get GOOD! (ding....ding)

    I'll put the popcorn away.....that one when "shhhooooom! over the cabesa for him -J.....you got LUCKY!
    He must've really had a rotten day!:ohwell:

    Thanks Kitty, my attention to detail tonight is for crap.

    Here goes...slap my wifes butt and I steal your hoes.

    They only use Sarges for basic training anyway.:bigsmile:

    *swings imaginery bat, singles homerrun, and makes crowd noise*

    Only because your Mom retired Fatsis. :wink:

    (makes last second catch over the wall,YOU'RE OUT!!!)

    My mama (trying to keep straight face), well your mama is so dumb it took her all day to watch 60 minutes.
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    Wait ...whuh.....jumps up and robs him of a HOMER! Somebody check -J's shoes for flubber!....:laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    U know u r having a crap day when u do a your mama is so dumb joke post and then go back and edit the d@#n thing.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Wait ...whuh.....jumps up and robs him of a HOMER! Somebody check -J's shoes for flubber!....:laugh:

    It aint over until J's mama sings:bigsmile:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Oh man, another out-insult contest......I get to watch this time.
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    [My mama (trying to keep straight face), well your mama is so dumb it took her all day to watch 60 minutes.

    Wooooo goin' for da mama insultz! (BCK slaps her own a**.....and giggles!):laugh: :laugh:
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    This is looking like extra:tongue: innings!
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    We should take this to the chat room for "instant gratification"....I hate re-fresh...ing.... Who's game?....see ya there!:wink:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    I love this site. You all are so hilarious! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    We should take this to the chat room for "instant gratification"....I hate re-fresh...ing.... Who's game?....see ya there!:wink:

    Technologically impaired.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    J wins because not 1 of J's girls responded to my offer. Oh well I didn't want to burn 166 calories.
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    LOL Fatsis! You remind me of my Bros!....(reminds me....I should call them...:happy: )
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    He must b still running after slappin my wifes butt.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    LOL Fatsis! You remind me of my Bros!....(reminds me....I should call them...:happy: )

    Did u notice I even tried to persuade J's ladies with calories burned and not a one of them.

    That is it, I am downloading a picture of me in A thong. No wait a minute I want to attract them not

    send them away. Oh well I didn'y have anything to stuff in front anyway:noway: :noway:
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    RUN FOREST.......RUN!:laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    RUN FOREST.......RUN!:laugh:

    Oh my. U do not know how close I came to a Forest Gump comment. Get out of my head.

    Sorry about your thread fatty.
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    LOL Fatsis! You remind me of my Bros!....(reminds me....I should call them...:happy: )

    Did u notice I even tried to persuade J's ladies with calories burned and not a one of them.

    That is it, I am downloading a picture of me in A thong. No wait a minute I want to attract them not

    send them away. Oh well I didn'y have anything to stuff in front anyway:noway: :noway:
    Put it on BACKWARDS!:bigsmile:

    (ouch!:embarassed: )
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    LOL Fatsis! You remind me of my Bros!....(reminds me....I should call them...:happy: )

    Did u notice I even tried to persuade J's ladies with calories burned and not a one of them.

    That is it, I am downloading a picture of me in A thong. No wait a minute I want to attract them not

    send them away. Oh well I didn'y have anything to stuff in front anyway:noway: :noway:
    Put it on BACKWARDS!:bigsmile:

    (ouch!:embarassed: )

    I did it now what.
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    ****Find something to put in front .....silly!*****:tongue:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    ****Find something to put in front .....silly!*****:tongue:

    *grabs stapler.....changes mind...sees ruler...throws ruler back in drawer...fears them*
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    Whatever you do.....DON"T grab the SCISSORS!:noway:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    U have got me confused front is back now:embarassed: :embarassed:
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    Honestly....how can you tell the difference? :tongue:

    Just take the damn thing off....put your pants back on...don't want you catchin' chill....get a couple grips of some gravel....and when you find -J.....Use it like a SLING SHOT! :laugh:

    Forget the HO' z ....they's probably leave you with critters anyways...:noway:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Honestly....how can you tell the difference? :tongue:

    Just take the damn thing off....put your pants back on...don't want you catchin' chill....get a couple grips of some gravel....and when you find -J.....Use it like a SLING SHOT! :laugh:

    Forget the HO' z ....they's probably leave you with critters anyways...:noway:

    ROFL. u r the beat Kitty.
  • ladylaycee
    ladylaycee Posts: 114
    I kind of fell off too but tomorrow I'm getting back on the band wagon..........

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  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    :laugh: lol, sorry I missed this. Fatsis, you rock my boy. :wink:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    :laugh: lol, sorry I missed this. Fatsis, you rock my boy. :wink:

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Just an update. Thanks to all the support I stayed under my cals (not carbs though) and when I stepped on the scale this morning I am in the 240's now. Stress must burn some calories.

    I had to work until 8:30 pm last night. When I got home my girls where on the couch asleep waiting for me. I tucked them in bed and went downstairs for a ten o'clock workout.

    God Bless U All:smile::smile:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Just an update. Thanks to all the support I stayed under my cals (not carbs though) and when I stepped on the scale this morning I am in the 240's now. Stress must burn some calories.

    I had to work until 8:30 pm last night. When I got home my girls where on the couch asleep waiting for me. I tucked them in bed and went downstairs for a ten o'clock workout.

    God Bless U All:smile::smile:

    Right back at you big guy. :wink: :happy:
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