Whats the worst thing a woman can say to a man.

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  • NYCGirl763
    NYCGirl763 Posts: 7 Member
    I wish you were more like _____'s husband.
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    Is it in?

    Worst response for that to say to a woman: "I don't know" ;)

    "It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

    Driving a bicycle into an airplane hanger...

    *snort* I haven't heard that one - good one. :)

    My personal favourite

    "It's like waving your arm in a warm room"

    This round goes to adowe...
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    At least you're bigger than your dad.
  • cookiegy
    cookiegy Posts: 120 Member
    "Hi honey I'm home " :)
  • JG762
    JG762 Posts: 571 Member
    You want to put it where?????
  • YF92
    YF92 Posts: 2,893 Member
    "We need to talk"
  • sculli123
    sculli123 Posts: 1,221 Member
    Do you ever think about having children?
    Not sure why that would be bad? I think literally every woman I've dated asks that.
  • ajvilla629
    ajvilla629 Posts: 13 Member
    just start laughing when you see him naked. or "aww, it's so cute"
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    Is it in?

    Really? This is the *WORST* thing a woman could say to a man....? Are you *sure* about that? Do you want to rethink it?

    I'm thinking "I just murdered your entire family" ranks higher. Hell, even, "I just crapped in your jacuzzi" is probably a few pegs higher up the list... unless you are *really* that sensitive about your sexual prowess. If that's the case, then...I apologize. Carry on.

    Seriously, about halfway through the first sentence, I just started hearing static....

    (^ Worst thing a man can say to a woman.)
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  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    What this guy's ex girlfriend said to him.

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/unhung_hero/
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    "Deeper!"
  • Jennkies
    Jennkies Posts: 382 Member
    Is it in?

    Really? This is the *WORST* thing a woman could say to a man....? Are you *sure* about that? Do you want to rethink it?

    I'm thinking "I just murdered your entire family" ranks higher. Hell, even, "I just crapped in your jacuzzi" is probably a few pegs higher up the list... unless you are *really* that sensitive about your sexual prowess. If that's the case, then...I apologize. Carry on.

    Exactly. "Is it in" is hilarious.

    Because this is a fun and games forum? It's not a serious thread lol.
  • moijo6
    moijo6 Posts: 121
    -is that it
    -is it in yet
    -are you done yet
    -pass me the remote im missing the soaps
    (during sex)
  • Jennisin1
    Jennisin1 Posts: 574 Member
    I'm late
  • monicastricker9
    monicastricker9 Posts: 56
    oh man that is awful ;)
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    My ex was bigger.

    Your BROTHER is bigger.....
  • Great_Mazinga
    Great_Mazinga Posts: 214 Member
    My wife actually asks me this

    "Am I as fat as her?"


    :\ IT's a Trap!
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  • ThisCanadian
    ThisCanadian Posts: 1,086 Member
    My wife actually asks me this

    "Am I as fat as her?"


    :\ IT's a Trap!

    No, fatter!

    RIP BFDeal
  • Rugbynutter
    Rugbynutter Posts: 33 Member
    "You're just like a brother to me"

    Or

    "Aww, you're sweet"

    Trust me ladies, no guy wants to be known as "sweet".
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    It's not the best i've had

    It's so cute...we'll try to make do
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    Do you ever think about having children?
    Not sure why that would be bad? I think literally every woman I've dated asks that.

    Total sarcasm. lol
  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
    Is it in?

    Really? This is the *WORST* thing a woman could say to a man....? Are you *sure* about that? Do you want to rethink it?

    I'm thinking "I just murdered your entire family" ranks higher. Hell, even, "I just crapped in your jacuzzi" is probably a few pegs higher up the list... unless you are *really* that sensitive about your sexual prowess. If that's the case, then...I apologize. Carry on.

    Because this is a fun and games forum? It's not a serious thread lol.

    There's nothing "fun and games" about crapping in a jacuzzi, sir. The moisture, the heat...it's the perfect breeding ground for just about anything - in fact, that's pretty close to how we got life on this planet. "Primordial ooze"...Think about it. Before you know it, some lesser life form will climb out of that hot tub and start to evolve. Slowly at first, we wont even notice it, but eventually it'll grow and learn. Waiting, lurking in the shadows, until one day, it emerges, superior in every way and prepared to take over this planet. We'll be subjugated by the thing that rose from the black lagoon that was YOUR whirlpool. If you'd just taken this a bit more seriously, you could have saved this planet. This falls on you.
    tsk tsk tsk
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Is it in?

    Really? This is the *WORST* thing a woman could say to a man....? Are you *sure* about that? Do you want to rethink it?

    I'm thinking "I just murdered your entire family" ranks higher. Hell, even, "I just crapped in your jacuzzi" is probably a few pegs higher up the list... unless you are *really* that sensitive about your sexual prowess. If that's the case, then...I apologize. Carry on.

    Ha ha, I'd be much more upset if someone crapped in my jacuzzi than if they sexually insulted me.
  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
    Is it in?

    Really? This is the *WORST* thing a woman could say to a man....? Are you *sure* about that? Do you want to rethink it?

    I'm thinking "I just murdered your entire family" ranks higher. Hell, even, "I just crapped in your jacuzzi" is probably a few pegs higher up the list... unless you are *really* that sensitive about your sexual prowess. If that's the case, then...I apologize. Carry on.

    Ha ha, I'd be much more upset if someone crapped in my jacuzzi than if they sexually insulted me.

    You are a superior being. :drinker:
  • sheldonz42
    sheldonz42 Posts: 233 Member
    Is it in?

    Worst response for that to say to a woman: "I don't know" ;)

    "It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

    Driving a bicycle into an airplane hanger...

    *snort* I haven't heard that one - good one. :)

    My personal favourite

    "It's like waving your arm in a warm room"

    The punchline: "Help me find my keys, and I'll drive you out!"
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
    Is it in?

    Really? This is the *WORST* thing a woman could say to a man....? Are you *sure* about that? Do you want to rethink it?

    I'm thinking "I just murdered your entire family" ranks higher. Hell, even, "I just crapped in your jacuzzi" is probably a few pegs higher up the list... unless you are *really* that sensitive about your sexual prowess. If that's the case, then...I apologize. Carry on.

    Because this is a fun and games forum? It's not a serious thread lol.

    There's nothing "fun and games" about crapping in a jacuzzi, sir. The moisture, the heat...it's the perfect breeding ground for just about anything - in fact, that's pretty close to how we got life on this planet. "Primordial ooze"...Think about it. Before you know it, some lesser life form will climb out of that hot tub and start to evolve. Slowly at first, we wont even notice it, but eventually it'll grow and learn. Waiting, lurking in the shadows, until one day, it emerges, superior in every way and prepared to take over this planet. We'll be subjugated by the thing that rose from the black lagoon that was YOUR whirlpool. If you'd just taken this a bit more seriously, you could have saved this planet. This falls on you.
    tsk tsk tsk

    In situations like this, I rely on the wisdom of Will Rogers.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Him...I wish I had some new p ***y.
    Her....If you had 2 more inches of d ick you'd find some new p ***y here!
  • SnappySriracha165
    SnappySriracha165 Posts: 1 Member
    I stick with, Honey we need to talk!!!. You know its not going to be good.

    Whats yours??

    It does not mean, sit down and talk... it means sit down and listen while I tell you all the ways you've been f*cking up lately.... LOL

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