Whats the worst thing a woman can say to a man.

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  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    "I know it's your birthday but i am still not gonna let you do that"

    Your lady sounds like meatloaf.

    hey i was being creative! You guys posted all the good lines already
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    There's nothing "fun and games" about crapping in a jacuzzi, sir. The moisture, the heat...it's the perfect breeding ground for just about anything - in fact, that's pretty close to how we got life on this planet. "Primordial ooze"...Think about it. Before you know it, some lesser life form will climb out of that hot tub and start to evolve. Slowly at first, we wont even notice it, but eventually it'll grow and learn. Waiting, lurking in the shadows, until one day, it emerges, superior in every way and prepared to take over this planet. We'll be subjugated by the thing that rose from the black lagoon that was YOUR whirlpool. If you'd just taken this a bit more seriously, you could have saved this planet. This falls on you.
    tsk tsk tsk

    Mr Hanky. Just sayin.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    I stick with, Honey we need to talk!!!. You know its not going to be good.

    Whats yours??

    It does not mean, sit down and talk... it means sit down and listen while I tell you all the ways you've been f*cking up lately.... LOL

    Truth. :smile:
  • patrickblo13
    patrickblo13 Posts: 831 Member
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    That's it?!?
  • shankasaurus
    shankasaurus Posts: 116 Member
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    "I have an STD, you should probably get tested"

    My favorite thing about this is it's gender neutral.
  • burningstorm
    burningstorm Posts: 79
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    My penis was bigger than yours.
  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
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    "I know it's your birthday but i am still not gonna let you do that"

    Your lady sounds like meatloaf.

    hey i was being creative! You guys posted all the good lines already

    And I'm just saying...she "...would do any thing for love, but she wont. do. that".
  • SuperVixen2B
    SuperVixen2B Posts: 218 Member
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    My penis was bigger than yours.

    Oh. Wait. This. You win.
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
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    My penis was bigger than yours.

    Oh. Wait. This. You win.
    Agreed!! This takes the prize!!
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
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    It ain't gonna lick itself!
  • Lesa_Sass
    Lesa_Sass Posts: 2,213 Member
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    My penis was bigger than yours.

    Oh. Wait. This. You win.

    Bwhahahahah. Yep, this is the winner.
  • Hophead43
    Hophead43 Posts: 1,634 Member
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    I do.... LOL :wink:
  • CanaryNoire
    CanaryNoire Posts: 47 Member
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    My penis was bigger than yours.


    Winner!
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    It ain't gonna lick itself!

    we're talking about the "worst" things here. The best things thread is yet to be created so hold on to that:wink:
  • shankasaurus
    shankasaurus Posts: 116 Member
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    "Are you as insecure about your penis as this thread would assume you must be? I mean, even if you have an average or above average penis, maybe you don't know that because you've only seen other penises in p*rn and so have an unrealistic idea of what a normal penis looks like, I can assure you that I've probably seen smaller and don't really care, but more than likely society and other people's opinions have completely ruined your self esteem about this and I can only hope you don't think the entire sexual process revolves around your D."
  • valkaree
    valkaree Posts: 519
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    "so I was reading this article in cosmo today..."
  • missjanetleigh
    missjanetleigh Posts: 149 Member
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    From my husband it would be when I say "Can I ask you a question"?????? lol He tenses up and reluctantly say's yes.....
  • SrMaggalicious
    SrMaggalicious Posts: 495 Member
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    "I'm leaving you for another woman....your mother."
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,527 Member
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    All very excellent responses. Love them!
  • Cheekies_
    Cheekies_ Posts: 319 Member
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    It ain't gonna lick itself!

    we're talking about the "worst" things here. The best things thread is yet to be created so hold on to that:wink:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Cute....

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