Whats the worst thing a woman can say to a man.

Galatea_Stone

What this guy's ex girlfriend said to him.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/unhung_hero/

headofphat

"Deeper!"

Jennkies

Is it in?

Really? This is the *WORST* thing a woman could say to a man....? Are you *sure* about that? Do you want to rethink it?

I'm thinking "I just murdered your entire family" ranks higher. Hell, even, "I just crapped in your jacuzzi" is probably a few pegs higher up the list... unless you are *really* that sensitive about your sexual prowess. If that's the case, then...I apologize. Carry on.

Exactly. "Is it in" is hilarious.

Because this is a fun and games forum? It's not a serious thread lol.

moijo6

-is that it
-is it in yet
-are you done yet
-pass me the remote im missing the soaps
(during sex)

Jennisin1

I'm late

monicastricker9

oh man that is awful

DBoone85

My ex was bigger.

Your BROTHER is bigger.....

Great_Mazinga

My wife actually asks me this

"Am I as fat as her?"


IT's a Trap!

ThisCanadian

My wife actually asks me this

"Am I as fat as her?"


IT's a Trap!

No, fatter!

RIP BFDeal

Rugbynutter

"You're just like a brother to me"

Or

"Aww, you're sweet"

Trust me ladies, no guy wants to be known as "sweet".

WhatAnAss

It's not the best i've had

It's so cute...we'll try to make do

Mikkimeow

Do you ever think about having children?

Not sure why that would be bad? I think literally every woman I've dated asks that.

Total sarcasm. lol

SuperVixen2B

Is it in?

Really? This is the *WORST* thing a woman could say to a man....? Are you *sure* about that? Do you want to rethink it?

I'm thinking "I just murdered your entire family" ranks higher. Hell, even, "I just crapped in your jacuzzi" is probably a few pegs higher up the list... unless you are *really* that sensitive about your sexual prowess. If that's the case, then...I apologize. Carry on.

Because this is a fun and games forum? It's not a serious thread lol.

There's nothing "fun and games" about crapping in a jacuzzi, sir. The moisture, the heat...it's the perfect breeding ground for just about anything - in fact, that's pretty close to how we got life on this planet. "Primordial ooze"...Think about it. Before you know it, some lesser life form will climb out of that hot tub and start to evolve. Slowly at first, we wont even notice it, but eventually it'll grow and learn. Waiting, lurking in the shadows, until one day, it emerges, superior in every way and prepared to take over this planet. We'll be subjugated by the thing that rose from the black lagoon that was YOUR whirlpool. If you'd just taken this a bit more seriously, you could have saved this planet. This falls on you.
tsk tsk tsk

SoDamnHungry

Is it in?

Really? This is the *WORST* thing a woman could say to a man....? Are you *sure* about that? Do you want to rethink it?

I'm thinking "I just murdered your entire family" ranks higher. Hell, even, "I just crapped in your jacuzzi" is probably a few pegs higher up the list... unless you are *really* that sensitive about your sexual prowess. If that's the case, then...I apologize. Carry on.

Ha ha, I'd be much more upset if someone crapped in my jacuzzi than if they sexually insulted me.

SuperVixen2B

Is it in?

Really? This is the *WORST* thing a woman could say to a man....? Are you *sure* about that? Do you want to rethink it?

I'm thinking "I just murdered your entire family" ranks higher. Hell, even, "I just crapped in your jacuzzi" is probably a few pegs higher up the list... unless you are *really* that sensitive about your sexual prowess. If that's the case, then...I apologize. Carry on.

Ha ha, I'd be much more upset if someone crapped in my jacuzzi than if they sexually insulted me.

You are a superior being. :drinker:

sheldonz42

Is it in?

Worst response for that to say to a woman: "I don't know"

"It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

Driving a bicycle into an airplane hanger...

*snort* I haven't heard that one - good one.

My personal favourite

"It's like waving your arm in a warm room"

The punchline: "Help me find my keys, and I'll drive you out!"

DenDweller

Is it in?

Really? This is the *WORST* thing a woman could say to a man....? Are you *sure* about that? Do you want to rethink it?

I'm thinking "I just murdered your entire family" ranks higher. Hell, even, "I just crapped in your jacuzzi" is probably a few pegs higher up the list... unless you are *really* that sensitive about your sexual prowess. If that's the case, then...I apologize. Carry on.

Because this is a fun and games forum? It's not a serious thread lol.

There's nothing "fun and games" about crapping in a jacuzzi, sir. The moisture, the heat...it's the perfect breeding ground for just about anything - in fact, that's pretty close to how we got life on this planet. "Primordial ooze"...Think about it. Before you know it, some lesser life form will climb out of that hot tub and start to evolve. Slowly at first, we wont even notice it, but eventually it'll grow and learn. Waiting, lurking in the shadows, until one day, it emerges, superior in every way and prepared to take over this planet. We'll be subjugated by the thing that rose from the black lagoon that was YOUR whirlpool. If you'd just taken this a bit more seriously, you could have saved this planet. This falls on you.
tsk tsk tsk

In situations like this, I rely on the wisdom of Will Rogers.

Cliffslosinit

Him...I wish I had some new p ***y.
Her....If you had 2 more inches of d ick you'd find some new p ***y here!

SnappySriracha165

I stick with, Honey we need to talk!!!. You know its not going to be good.

Whats yours??

It does not mean, sit down and talk... it means sit down and listen while I tell you all the ways you've been f*cking up lately.... LOL