Whats the worst thing a woman can say to a man.
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"I know it's your birthday but i am still not gonna let you do that"
Your lady sounds like meatloaf.
hey i was being creative! You guys posted all the good lines already0 -
There's nothing "fun and games" about crapping in a jacuzzi, sir. The moisture, the heat...it's the perfect breeding ground for just about anything - in fact, that's pretty close to how we got life on this planet. "Primordial ooze"...Think about it. Before you know it, some lesser life form will climb out of that hot tub and start to evolve. Slowly at first, we wont even notice it, but eventually it'll grow and learn. Waiting, lurking in the shadows, until one day, it emerges, superior in every way and prepared to take over this planet. We'll be subjugated by the thing that rose from the black lagoon that was YOUR whirlpool. If you'd just taken this a bit more seriously, you could have saved this planet. This falls on you.
tsk tsk tsk
Mr Hanky. Just sayin.0 -
I stick with, Honey we need to talk!!!. You know its not going to be good.
Whats yours??
It does not mean, sit down and talk... it means sit down and listen while I tell you all the ways you've been f*cking up lately.... LOL
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That's it?!?0
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"I have an STD, you should probably get tested"
My favorite thing about this is it's gender neutral.0 -
My penis was bigger than yours.0
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"I know it's your birthday but i am still not gonna let you do that"
Your lady sounds like meatloaf.
hey i was being creative! You guys posted all the good lines already
And I'm just saying...she "...would do any thing for love, but she wont. do. that".0 -
My penis was bigger than yours.
Oh. Wait. This. You win.0 -
My penis was bigger than yours.
Oh. Wait. This. You win.0 -
It ain't gonna lick itself!0
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My penis was bigger than yours.
Oh. Wait. This. You win.
Bwhahahahah. Yep, this is the winner.0 -
I do.... LOL0
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My penis was bigger than yours.
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It ain't gonna lick itself!
we're talking about the "worst" things here. The best things thread is yet to be created so hold on to that0 -
"Are you as insecure about your penis as this thread would assume you must be? I mean, even if you have an average or above average penis, maybe you don't know that because you've only seen other penises in p*rn and so have an unrealistic idea of what a normal penis looks like, I can assure you that I've probably seen smaller and don't really care, but more than likely society and other people's opinions have completely ruined your self esteem about this and I can only hope you don't think the entire sexual process revolves around your D."0
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"so I was reading this article in cosmo today..."0
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From my husband it would be when I say "Can I ask you a question"?????? lol He tenses up and reluctantly say's yes.....0
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"I'm leaving you for another woman....your mother."0
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All very excellent responses. Love them!0
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It ain't gonna lick itself!
we're talking about the "worst" things here. The best things thread is yet to be created so hold on to that
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Cute....0
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