what did your last text message say?

WhatAnAss

Mine was from the bff...cooking out before the game if you wanna come over

Anahita_Swims

"your messages are so funny! what time you finish swimming? Fancy small glass of wine after my eyelashes"

if you include imessages

"plenty of fish..." from my best mate

well yeah..

_SantaClause

Okay.

SugarBabyGirl

"Your mobility bill is available at... "

JustFindingMe

Can you drop it off after 5pm?

PrizePopple

"Are we cleaning up the slinks house today? Or, are you already home with the kids?"

He meant "skink", the lizard that is one of the pets in DD2's class at school, but clearly his phone wanted to autocorrect.

bassman92

I'm in a meeting

jenilla1

No problem.

hip_hop_honey91

A group message on whatsapp in Dutch that nobody will understand unless you speak Dutch of course! :laugh:

_Tink_

It's crazy today!

stephanieluvspb

Yup, Wednesday and friday

xsmilexforxmex

Okay cool

schle009

It was a text saying there was overtime available due to my sick call-in and that someone could alter their hours if needed.

p8liwag

My phone is going bonkers

Forty6and2

Me: "Kelly and I are both getting topless. You're missing it."
Friend: "Noooo! I wanna bewbs!"

I was dying Kelly's hair, so it wasn't nearly as exciting as these texts make it seem.

cmcollins001

Did you remember to throw lye in with the body before you filled in the hole? I still think we should have used the wood chipper.

dinadeee

sorry

Alisiya__

Please remember to move the cat food off the floor and put it up so the dog doesn't eat it before you leave. Thx

Smirnoff65

From one of the guys who work on my shift and hasn't turned in to work;

'No probs mate trying my best to get a babysitter sorted here sorry again lad'

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

Let's just say there's not enough antibacterial gel in the world

jazzie_red

I bet she won't go....

libbydoodle11

Super! Thank you!

kimdyj

Thought ur ego needed stroking from yesterday.

Salty_Sauce

Flattery will get you everywhere ;-)

El_Cunado

Brother in law "Kylie has 15 points in the 1st quarter".

Me "Wow, Saints are 0-2".

Madame_Goldbricker

Your suitcase is outside.

mrsbadkarma

From my mom : "The funeral will be Tuesday at 6pm at the church, receiving friends at fellowship hall will follow."

(My uncle passed away yesterday morning.)

BUT, before that my last text message was:
"Well I'm gonna go to bed, night"

Madame_Goldbricker

From my mom : "The funeral will be Tuesday at 6pm at the church, receiving friends at fellowship hall will follow."

(My uncle passed away yesterday morning.)

BUT, before that my last text message was:
"Well I'm gonna go to bed, night"

Just wanted to express condolences to you.

davester813

Xoxo,,,//

JazzFischer1989

"Ew dats gross"

my boyfriend in response to my saying that I was going to work.

Booksandbeaches

"Let's research chicken coops"

(my friend wants to raise some backyard chickens....)