what did your last text message say?

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  • Hungry_Annie
    Hungry_Annie Posts: 807 Member
    "Oh nice!"
  • JojoW8183
    JojoW8183 Posts: 540 Member
    I'm going to start napping in your office when you're not there instead.
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  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
    "Is he eating pee grass again?"

    My response to my Dad's text letting me know he and our dog Cisco were at the dog park. The first thing our sicko dog does when they get there is eats the grass where other dogs have peed. The other dog owners there have come to know our dog, and whenever he does that they all yell "Cisco, don't eat the pee grass!!"
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    "I just saved another chipmunk that fell into a vault! The casket was already set up and the family was on it's way. Grounds didn't want to bother, so I jumped in under the casket, caught it and threw it out! It bit me but didn't break skin. I saved it from a bloody squishy death. Granted....a body is going in the vault anyway, but now there's one less!"

    Sent to me by a funeral director at work
  • ChrisHoffman72
    ChrisHoffman72 Posts: 708 Member
    Must be why they say go there first. Sturgis has better rides though
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    MSG:From A Smile Resort. Please call 904-XXX-XXXX to confirm your appointment on 10/2/14 at 10:00AM

    From my dentist.
  • marthalgutierrez92
    marthalgutierrez92 Posts: 62 Member
    "LOL ALRIGHT THEN GOODNIGHT, HUN" ;)
  • SheBeButLittleSheisFierce
    SheBeButLittleSheisFierce Posts: 690 Member
    " No worries, we had no plans tonight."
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
    "this is depressing, im going back to work"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    "ok, thanks! :)"
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    After trying to direct my daughter to a park within a 3 mile radius of her location which should of been a 5 minute car ride
    that took her over 45 minutes to get to.

    Texts were as follows....

    Me- CHILD! You are so directionally challenged, wow just freaking wow! LOL

    Her- I am NOT that Bad!

    Me- Yeah Righttttt!!!
  • 12_oz_Curls
    12_oz_Curls Posts: 140 Member
    Yup. It's after 5. I'm having a beer!

    -this after I asked what time it was 2 timezones ahead of us.
  • callmejessica
    callmejessica Posts: 1,868 Member
    "Are you really coming over?"

    From my cousin who is bringing a guy over to my parents' house for the first time and does not want me to bother her.
  • hotmamajenE
    hotmamajenE Posts: 268 Member
    I'm here
  • marquishagetaka
    marquishagetaka Posts: 322
    The band is playing a country version of Beyonce
  • liftmeup1221
    liftmeup1221 Posts: 120
    Is sexy a color? (a friend asked me what color my new car is)
  • marquishagetaka
    marquishagetaka Posts: 322
    Is sexy a color? (a friend asked me what color my new car is)

    new car regardless of color is sexy
  • SweetLove1988
    SweetLove1988 Posts: 353 Member
    Hope you feel better soon.
  • Kairalie
    Kairalie Posts: 90 Member
    Yeah, I think it looks good. But I liked it before too.
  • alicia0412
    alicia0412 Posts: 165 Member
    "Cause I want the booty"
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  • AmandaNicole412
    AmandaNicole412 Posts: 764 Member
    "I'm struggling too"
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Hope you are sleeping well and maybe you got some...Lol :) I'll leave you be.
  • truddy6647
    truddy6647 Posts: 519 Member
    I love you too I hope you have a great class
  • HJO1403
    HJO1403 Posts: 188 Member
    Haven't had a mobile since last November... no Idea what it said :laugh:
  • Primal_Warrior_
    Primal_Warrior_ Posts: 2,180 Member
    I'll see you at the end of the race
  • teresamwhite
    teresamwhite Posts: 947 Member
    "Can you make sure the deer's eyes are still intact? I promise I am taking it in tomorrow." From hubby on the deer head in a cooler in the back of his truck.
  • kimnsc
    kimnsc Posts: 560 Member
    "I love and miss you, let's do dinner this week" from my big brother
  • Collier78
    Collier78 Posts: 811 Member
    From my daughter after walking her little brother home from school:

    This is Jose...we have your son..leave $40, a bag of cheetos, a box of chocolate covered cherries, and the keys to the car or you'll never see him again.

    Followed by a picture of my son (her younger brother) tied up on our living room floor.

    My response"

    Keep the kid...cheetos are nummy.

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