what did your last text message say?

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  • Anahita_Swims
    Anahita_Swims Posts: 4,127 Member
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    Right birthday girl, this is what;' happening tomorrow... I'm picking you up at 2pm you need to be dressed smart/causual but dress war. You need to bring a bag with you with all the things you need for tomorrow night and possibly a pair of pyjamad! love you not arguments!!! xx Crap i just sent that to Simon


    My friend sarah being a fool oO
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Date line ID
  • Jess__I__Can
    Jess__I__Can Posts: 307 Member
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    It was my mom calling me a brat. I'm 30 years old. I'm a grown-up.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Yup. Come by when ready.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
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    friend says her boyfriend is too annoying right now and that she sent him off to go get tampons.
  • Lasmartchika
    Lasmartchika Posts: 3,440 Member
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    2:30 pm
  • josul75
    josul75 Posts: 41 Member
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    Love you too hot mama! You up to much? xx
  • KameHameHaaaa
    KameHameHaaaa Posts: 837 Member
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    "I need more blood"

    Lol. I'm working on my zombie make up for tomorrow (doing a zombie 5k)

    ETA: That was my last OUTGOING text. My last text from a friend was the response "You have been lookin' kinda pale lately ;)"
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
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    your havin a f**kin laugh. Do one knob head.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    It didn't say anything, but had a link to a vid of some guy barbecuing his own penis.
  • Hungry_Annie
    Hungry_Annie Posts: 807 Member
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    "Oh nice!"
  • JojoW8183
    JojoW8183 Posts: 540 Member
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    I'm going to start napping in your office when you're not there instead.
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
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    "Is he eating pee grass again?"

    My response to my Dad's text letting me know he and our dog Cisco were at the dog park. The first thing our sicko dog does when they get there is eats the grass where other dogs have peed. The other dog owners there have come to know our dog, and whenever he does that they all yell "Cisco, don't eat the pee grass!!"
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    "I just saved another chipmunk that fell into a vault! The casket was already set up and the family was on it's way. Grounds didn't want to bother, so I jumped in under the casket, caught it and threw it out! It bit me but didn't break skin. I saved it from a bloody squishy death. Granted....a body is going in the vault anyway, but now there's one less!"

    Sent to me by a funeral director at work
  • ChrisHoffman72
    ChrisHoffman72 Posts: 708 Member
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    Must be why they say go there first. Sturgis has better rides though
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    MSG:From A Smile Resort. Please call 904-XXX-XXXX to confirm your appointment on 10/2/14 at 10:00AM

    From my dentist.
  • marthalgutierrez92
    marthalgutierrez92 Posts: 62 Member
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    "LOL ALRIGHT THEN GOODNIGHT, HUN" ;)
  • SheBeButLittleSheisFierce
    SheBeButLittleSheisFierce Posts: 690 Member
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    " No worries, we had no plans tonight."
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
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    "this is depressing, im going back to work"

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