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Corrupted Wishes

uwhuskygirl
uwhuskygirl Posts: 320
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
A previous post reminded me of this "game" that I played on a different forum.

You make a wish (any wish) and then the next poster grants it, but corrupts your wish.

Ex:

Poster 1. I wish that chocolate was healthy.

Poster 2. Granted, but it's now made of monkey poop. I wish that red wine had 0 calories.

Poaster 3. Granted, but it's has 100 grams of fat per serving.

I'll start, but feel free to let this die.

I wish that I everything I ate was 100 cals per serving. (Mmm...cheeseburger)
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  • uwhuskygirl
    uwhuskygirl Posts: 320
    A previous post reminded me of this "game" that I played on a different forum.

    You make a wish (any wish) and then the next poster grants it, but corrupts your wish.

    Ex:

    Poster 1. I wish that chocolate was healthy.

    Poster 2. Granted, but it's now made of monkey poop. I wish that red wine had 0 calories.

    Poaster 3. Granted, but it's has 100 grams of fat per serving.

    I'll start, but feel free to let this die.

    I wish that I everything I ate was 100 cals per serving. (Mmm...cheeseburger)
  • Jewlz
    Jewlz Posts: 135
    GRANTED, BUT IT TASTES LIKE DOG FOOD

    I WISH THAT EXERSIZE WAS SOMETHING I LOOKED FORWARD TO
  • Me_Im_2b
    Me_Im_2b Posts: 165
    Granted, but now you have to work twice as hard to burn as many calories... (lame!)

    I wish that sitting on my Butt would make me skinny! :tongue:
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    Granted, but now you have to work twice as hard to burn as many calories... (lame!)

    I wish that sitting on my Butt would make me skinny! :tongue:

    Granted - but only your butt gets skinny and everything else stays the same size or gets bigger!

    I wish I wasn't so tired today!
  • skinnydreams
    skinnydreams Posts: 1,178 Member
    Granted, but it'll make your stomache grow three times bigger...:laugh:

    I wish chocalate cupcakes were a necessary food group!
  • cindyfaye
    cindyfaye Posts: 72
    granted but you'll be wide awake at bedtime.

    I wish that cheese fries were healthy.
  • timisw
    timisw Posts: 391 Member
    Granted, But now you will NEVER sleep again!

    I wish that today was Friday!
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    Granted - but you have to work the weekend.

    I wish I could go play instead of sitting here at work being bored.
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    Granted.....You can leave work but get caught in a traffic jam on the way out.


    I wish driving burned as many calories as the treadmill....I'd be at my goal already:laugh:
  • astridfeline
    astridfeline Posts: 1,200 Member
    Granted, but now all Saturdays will be Mondays!

    I wish that I was on vacation right now!
  • Sherona
    Sherona Posts: 55 Member
    Granted - But now you are fired.

    I wish i had lost more than 3 pounds in 1 month
  • chiefiron
    chiefiron Posts: 305 Member
    Granted

    But tomorrow and every day after is Monday.

    I wish I could think of something that wasnt so lame to wish for.

    I wish it didnt take me so long to come up with nothing to say
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    Granted

    But tomorrow and every day after is Monday.

    I wish I could think of something that wasnt so lame to wish for.

    I wish it didnt take me so long to come up with nothing to say

    Granted

    Now you will think of nothing at the speed of light.

    I wish I were laying out in the pool right now on an exotic island.
  • walnut
    walnut Posts: 216 Member
    Granted

    But tomorrow and every day after is Monday.

    I wish I could think of something that wasnt so lame to wish for.

    I wish it didnt take me so long to come up with nothing to say

    Granted

    Now you will think of nothing at the speed of light.

    I wish I were laying out in the pool right now on an exotic island.

    Granted, but you're actually stranded there with a bunch of annoying shipmates a la Gilligan's Island.

    I wish my homework weren't so flipping boring.
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    Granted - but you flunk anyway :flowerforyou:

    I wish I had something to wish for!!
  • icupfunny2000
    icupfunny2000 Posts: 470 Member
    granted, but you still wish for nothing good.

    I wish my kids would go to their dads for the week!!!!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    granted, but you still wish for nothing good.

    I wish my kids would go to their dads for the week!!!!

    Granted, but the next weekend is not for another year.

    I wish I was a millionaire.
  • 2Shoes
    2Shoes Posts: 396

    Granted, but the next weekend is not for another year.

    I wish I was a millionaire.

    Granted, but you will be lonely forever.


    I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and always be skinny.
  • Starlightdusk
    Starlightdusk Posts: 106 Member
    Granted But everything you eat tastes like cardboard.

    I wish I had an internship for the summer! (paid!)
  • Gorgeous
    Gorgeous Posts: 248
    granted but you get paid in boxes of chocolate!

    i wish my vacation to tahoe was this weekend and not next!!!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Granted, but it's gonna rain all weekend.

    I wish I wasn't so bored today. :yawn:
  • uwhuskygirl
    uwhuskygirl Posts: 320
    Granted, but now you're so busy that you have to stay at work all day every day through the 3 day weekend.

    I wish it were time to go home.
  • Starlightdusk
    Starlightdusk Posts: 106 Member
    granted but you get paid in boxes of chocolate!

    i wish my vacation to tahoe was this weekend and not next!!!


    Haha, I think that wouldn't be the worse thing that could happen, well it would be for my butt, but not for me!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Granted, but now you're so busy that you have to stay at work all day every day through the 3 day weekend.

    I wish it were time to go home.

    Granted, but then you get stuck in 4 hours of traffic due to an overturned Hostess truck. No one was injured but now you are sitting in your car surrounded by Hostess products!

    I wish I could snap my fingers and be at my perfect weight forever!
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    Granted...but then all your favorite "cheat" foods taste like cardboard.

    I wish gas was a quarter a gallon.:bigsmile:
  • icupfunny2000
    icupfunny2000 Posts: 470 Member
    granted but your only your perfect weight because you have no legs or arms....


    i wish for sleep
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    Granted...but then all your favorite "cheat" foods taste like cardboard.

    I wish gas was a quarter a gallon.:bigsmile:

    Granted - but now it takes 500 gallons to run your car!!

    I wish this customer would go away so I could play more - will be back eventually!!
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Granted, but now you're so busy that you have to stay at work all day every day through the 3 day weekend.

    I wish it were time to go home.

    Granted, but then you get stuck in 4 hours of traffic due to an overturned Hostess truck. No one was injured but now you are sitting in your car surrounded by Hostess products!

    I wish I could snap my fingers and be at my perfect weight forever!

    Granted, but then you wouldn't have met us at MFP.

    I wish I could play classical music with my hand and armpit.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Granted, but your radios will only pick up armpit radio stations now.

    I wish to win the PowerBall jackpot. :love:
  • pavang82
    pavang82 Posts: 454 Member
    granted...but you lost your ticket...

    i wish i can be young and skinny again..
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