Corrupted Wishes

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  • Me_Im_2b
    Me_Im_2b Posts: 165
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    Granted, but you can't ever stop running!

    I wish I could go on a shopping spree!
  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,653 Member
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    Granted, but you have to do it on your hands and not your feet.

    I wish high heeled shoes were as comfortable as slippers.
  • amymeenieminymo
    amymeenieminymo Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Granted...but then all your favorite "cheat" foods taste like cardboard.

    I wish gas was a quarter a gallon.:bigsmile:

    Granted, but you'd need one million gallons to fill your tank.

    I wish dinner was cooked and waiting for me when I got home.
  • amymeenieminymo
    amymeenieminymo Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Dang, I stink at this game....didn't realize the wish I granted was only the end of PAGE 1.

    I wish I didn't stink at this game!
  • pavang82
    pavang82 Posts: 454 Member
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    granted... but you'd slip all the time in slippers

    i wish i don't have to count calories
  • debuckl
    debuckl Posts: 360 Member
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    granted, but now you just stink...lol

    I wish my belly didn't hang...
  • Life_is_Good
    Life_is_Good Posts: 361 Member
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    granted, but now you just stink...lol

    I wish my belly didn't hang...

    Granted... but now your boobs do.

    I wish my dog would quit doing that nervous/excited pee thing.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    granted, but now you just stink...lol

    I wish my belly didn't hang...

    Granted, but now your belly is so taught, your belly-button hits your chin!

    I wish all my bills were paid off!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    granted, but now you just stink...lol

    I wish my belly didn't hang...

    Granted... but now your boobs do.

    I wish my dog would quit doing that nervous/excited pee thing.

    Granted, but now you do.

    I wish I had double the vacation time.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    granted, but now you just stink...lol

    I wish my belly didn't hang...

    Granted... but now your boobs do.

    I wish my dog would quit doing that nervous/excited pee thing.

    Granted, but now you do.

    I wish I had double the vacation time.

    Granted, but now your whole double vacay time is spend in a Turkish prison!

    I wish Toddlers could figure out how to potty train themselves and just do it!!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    :laugh: Turkish prison, huh??? Men's or women's??? :bigsmile:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    :laugh: Turkish prison, huh??? Men's or women's??? :bigsmile:

    Does it matter?? HAHAHAHA!
  • uwhuskygirl
    uwhuskygirl Posts: 320
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    granted, but now you just stink...lol

    I wish my belly didn't hang...

    Granted... but now your boobs do.

    I wish my dog would quit doing that nervous/excited pee thing.

    Granted, but now you do.

    I wish I had double the vacation time.

    Granted, but now your whole double vacay time is spend in a Turkish prison!

    I wish Toddlers could figure out how to potty train themselves and just do it!!

    Granted, but it takes them about 18 years to figure out how to potty train themselves and you have to clean up after them till they do.

    I wish that it was sunny today.
  • wanderinglight
    wanderinglight Posts: 1,519 Member
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    Granted, but now it's raining inside your house.

    I wish that my skinny jeans fit.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Granted, but they fit your boyfriend.

    I wish my floors were self-cleaning.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    Granted, but now it's raining inside your house.

    I wish that my skinny jeans fit.

    Granted, but now they are glued to your skin!!!! OUCH!

    I wish hair never went gray!
  • Koozy81
    Koozy81 Posts: 250 Member
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    granted but now fat is the new thin

    I wish I could get a BIG raise at work
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
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    Granted - now it just falls out.

    I wish I didn't just eat that donut . . . *sigh*
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    Granted - now it just falls out.

    I wish I didn't just eat that donut . . . *sigh*

    Granted. What you ate instead was a extra large hot fudge sundae.

    I wish my house was self-cleaning.
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
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    granted, but u ate a whole pan of brownies instead! lol

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