Corrupted Wishes

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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Granted, but it's gonna rain all weekend.

    I wish I wasn't so bored today. :yawn:
  • uwhuskygirl
    uwhuskygirl Posts: 320
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    Granted, but now you're so busy that you have to stay at work all day every day through the 3 day weekend.

    I wish it were time to go home.
  • Starlightdusk
    Starlightdusk Posts: 106 Member
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    granted but you get paid in boxes of chocolate!

    i wish my vacation to tahoe was this weekend and not next!!!


    Haha, I think that wouldn't be the worse thing that could happen, well it would be for my butt, but not for me!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    Granted, but now you're so busy that you have to stay at work all day every day through the 3 day weekend.

    I wish it were time to go home.

    Granted, but then you get stuck in 4 hours of traffic due to an overturned Hostess truck. No one was injured but now you are sitting in your car surrounded by Hostess products!

    I wish I could snap my fingers and be at my perfect weight forever!
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
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    Granted...but then all your favorite "cheat" foods taste like cardboard.

    I wish gas was a quarter a gallon.:bigsmile:
  • icupfunny2000
    icupfunny2000 Posts: 470 Member
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    granted but your only your perfect weight because you have no legs or arms....


    i wish for sleep
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
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    Granted...but then all your favorite "cheat" foods taste like cardboard.

    I wish gas was a quarter a gallon.:bigsmile:

    Granted - but now it takes 500 gallons to run your car!!

    I wish this customer would go away so I could play more - will be back eventually!!
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    Granted, but now you're so busy that you have to stay at work all day every day through the 3 day weekend.

    I wish it were time to go home.

    Granted, but then you get stuck in 4 hours of traffic due to an overturned Hostess truck. No one was injured but now you are sitting in your car surrounded by Hostess products!

    I wish I could snap my fingers and be at my perfect weight forever!

    Granted, but then you wouldn't have met us at MFP.

    I wish I could play classical music with my hand and armpit.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Granted, but your radios will only pick up armpit radio stations now.

    I wish to win the PowerBall jackpot. :love:
  • pavang82
    pavang82 Posts: 454 Member
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    granted...but you lost your ticket...

    i wish i can be young and skinny again..
  • Gorgeous
    Gorgeous Posts: 248
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    granted but you will be 10 years old!

    i wish i was at my goal weight today!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    granted but you will be 10 years old!

    i wish i was at my goal weight today!

    Granted...but then you don't get to talk to us at MFP ever again!!!!

    I wish buffalo chicken tenders had the same amount of calories as celery!
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
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    Granted - but they taste like celery too! (you have no idea how hard that was to do!!)

    I wish I had more chocolate!!
  • uwhuskygirl
    uwhuskygirl Posts: 320
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    Granted, but the only ones that are low in cals are a month old and moldy.

    I wish that I were working from home today.
  • Koozy81
    Koozy81 Posts: 250 Member
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    THIS IS HARD TO REPLY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES :)

    I WISH I WERE QUICKER AT THIS TYPING THING!
  • icupfunny2000
    icupfunny2000 Posts: 470 Member
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    THIS IS HARD TO REPLY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES :)

    I WISH I WERE QUICKER AT THIS TYPING THING!

    granted but you type fast with your nose.

    i wish for less junk in the trunk
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
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    THIS IS HARD TO REPLY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES :)

    I WISH I WERE QUICKER AT THIS TYPING THING!

    granted but you type fast with your nose.

    i wish for less junk in the trunk

    Granted.
    Now your behind is concave.

    I wish NM drivers could drive! :grumble:
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
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    THIS IS HARD TO REPLY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES :)

    I WISH I WERE QUICKER AT THIS TYPING THING!

    granted but you type fast with your nose.

    i wish for less junk in the trunk

    Granted.
    Now your behind is concave.

    I wish NM drivers could drive! :grumble:
  • debuckl
    debuckl Posts: 360 Member
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    granted, but now you live in CA...

    I wish I could run more than 5 minutes straight...
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
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    granted, but now you live in CA...

    I wish I could run more than 5 minutes straight...

    Granted, but you forget how to stop and now look like Forrest Gump running, and running, and running, and running . . .

    I wish I was up on the ranch and didn't have to work here anymore!!

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