Corrupted Wishes

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  • Gorgeous
    Gorgeous Posts: 248
    granted but you will be 10 years old!

    i wish i was at my goal weight today!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    granted but you will be 10 years old!

    i wish i was at my goal weight today!

    Granted...but then you don't get to talk to us at MFP ever again!!!!

    I wish buffalo chicken tenders had the same amount of calories as celery!
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    Granted - but they taste like celery too! (you have no idea how hard that was to do!!)

    I wish I had more chocolate!!
  • uwhuskygirl
    uwhuskygirl Posts: 320
    Granted, but the only ones that are low in cals are a month old and moldy.

    I wish that I were working from home today.
  • Koozy81
    Koozy81 Posts: 250 Member
    THIS IS HARD TO REPLY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES :)

    I WISH I WERE QUICKER AT THIS TYPING THING!
  • icupfunny2000
    icupfunny2000 Posts: 470 Member
    THIS IS HARD TO REPLY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES :)

    I WISH I WERE QUICKER AT THIS TYPING THING!

    granted but you type fast with your nose.

    i wish for less junk in the trunk
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    THIS IS HARD TO REPLY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES :)

    I WISH I WERE QUICKER AT THIS TYPING THING!

    granted but you type fast with your nose.

    i wish for less junk in the trunk

    Granted.
    Now your behind is concave.

    I wish NM drivers could drive! :grumble:
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    THIS IS HARD TO REPLY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES :)

    I WISH I WERE QUICKER AT THIS TYPING THING!

    granted but you type fast with your nose.

    i wish for less junk in the trunk

    Granted.
    Now your behind is concave.

    I wish NM drivers could drive! :grumble:
  • debuckl
    debuckl Posts: 360 Member
    granted, but now you live in CA...

    I wish I could run more than 5 minutes straight...
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    granted, but now you live in CA...

    I wish I could run more than 5 minutes straight...

    Granted, but you forget how to stop and now look like Forrest Gump running, and running, and running, and running . . .

    I wish I was up on the ranch and didn't have to work here anymore!!
  • Me_Im_2b
    Me_Im_2b Posts: 165
    Granted, but you can't ever stop running!

    I wish I could go on a shopping spree!
  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,646 Member
    Granted, but you have to do it on your hands and not your feet.

    I wish high heeled shoes were as comfortable as slippers.
  • amymeenieminymo
    amymeenieminymo Posts: 2,394 Member
    Granted...but then all your favorite "cheat" foods taste like cardboard.

    I wish gas was a quarter a gallon.:bigsmile:

    Granted, but you'd need one million gallons to fill your tank.

    I wish dinner was cooked and waiting for me when I got home.
  • amymeenieminymo
    amymeenieminymo Posts: 2,394 Member
    Dang, I stink at this game....didn't realize the wish I granted was only the end of PAGE 1.

    I wish I didn't stink at this game!
  • pavang82
    pavang82 Posts: 454 Member
    granted... but you'd slip all the time in slippers

    i wish i don't have to count calories
  • debuckl
    debuckl Posts: 360 Member
    granted, but now you just stink...lol

    I wish my belly didn't hang...
  • Life_is_Good
    Life_is_Good Posts: 361 Member
    granted, but now you just stink...lol

    I wish my belly didn't hang...

    Granted... but now your boobs do.

    I wish my dog would quit doing that nervous/excited pee thing.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    granted, but now you just stink...lol

    I wish my belly didn't hang...

    Granted, but now your belly is so taught, your belly-button hits your chin!

    I wish all my bills were paid off!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    granted, but now you just stink...lol

    I wish my belly didn't hang...

    Granted... but now your boobs do.

    I wish my dog would quit doing that nervous/excited pee thing.

    Granted, but now you do.

    I wish I had double the vacation time.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    granted, but now you just stink...lol

    I wish my belly didn't hang...

    Granted... but now your boobs do.

    I wish my dog would quit doing that nervous/excited pee thing.

    Granted, but now you do.

    I wish I had double the vacation time.

    Granted, but now your whole double vacay time is spend in a Turkish prison!

    I wish Toddlers could figure out how to potty train themselves and just do it!!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :laugh: Turkish prison, huh??? Men's or women's??? :bigsmile:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    :laugh: Turkish prison, huh??? Men's or women's??? :bigsmile:

    Does it matter?? HAHAHAHA!
  • uwhuskygirl
    uwhuskygirl Posts: 320
    granted, but now you just stink...lol

    I wish my belly didn't hang...

    Granted... but now your boobs do.

    I wish my dog would quit doing that nervous/excited pee thing.

    Granted, but now you do.

    I wish I had double the vacation time.

    Granted, but now your whole double vacay time is spend in a Turkish prison!

    I wish Toddlers could figure out how to potty train themselves and just do it!!

    Granted, but it takes them about 18 years to figure out how to potty train themselves and you have to clean up after them till they do.

    I wish that it was sunny today.
  • wanderinglight
    wanderinglight Posts: 1,519 Member
    Granted, but now it's raining inside your house.

    I wish that my skinny jeans fit.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Granted, but they fit your boyfriend.

    I wish my floors were self-cleaning.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Granted, but now it's raining inside your house.

    I wish that my skinny jeans fit.

    Granted, but now they are glued to your skin!!!! OUCH!

    I wish hair never went gray!
  • Koozy81
    Koozy81 Posts: 250 Member
    granted but now fat is the new thin

    I wish I could get a BIG raise at work
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    Granted - now it just falls out.

    I wish I didn't just eat that donut . . . *sigh*
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Granted - now it just falls out.

    I wish I didn't just eat that donut . . . *sigh*

    Granted. What you ate instead was a extra large hot fudge sundae.

    I wish my house was self-cleaning.
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
    granted, but u ate a whole pan of brownies instead! lol
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