Controversial Referendum?

SunofaBeach14

There needs to be a referendum on returning to cylindrical toilet paper dispensers in public rest rooms. These lopsided things were designed by engineers on acid. Thank you, Mr. Engineer on acid, for ruining a perfectly good BM. I blame you.

darkguardian419

It must be nice to have the free time to wipe. I just put on more axe spray.

_John_

I have charmin in my office pooper...

JoelleAnn78

I'm usually just happy to see that there is indeed toilet paper. Back of the toilet, on the roll, lopsided or otherwise...whatevs.

rachelrb85

Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

DamePiglet

in... for poop.

Cliffslosinit

I want this....

captaindle

Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

THIS!!! SOOOOOOO this!

_John_

somebody mentioned something about needing to sidetrack this thread to talk about Scotland...

CyberEd312

Wait I thought we were suppose to be using the 3 sea shells????

SunofaBeach14

Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

Please do not attempt to highjack my thread and turn it into a discussion of toilet paper dispensing methods in Scotland. This is about cylindrical versus lopsided toilet paper roll dispensers, not Scotland. There is to be no mention of Scotland.

capnrus789

Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

Please do not attempt to highjack my thread and turn it into a discussion of toilet paper dispensing methods in Scotland. This is about cylindrical versus lopsided toilet paper roll dispensers, not Scotland. There is to be no mention of Scotland.

But Scotland is where Scotch comes from. Surely we can agree that Scotch is A-OK?

Mmmmm....Scotch....

JoRocka

3 shells.

that's where it's at.

Mikkimeow

I would like to add a petition that you cannot take a massive dump after eating burritos, when there is only one stall and you know people are waiting outside to use it.

PRMinx

There needs to be a referendum on returning to cylindrical toilet paper dispensers in public rest rooms. These lopsided things were designed by engineers on acid. Thank you, Mr. Engineer on acid, for ruining a perfectly good BM. I blame you.

They should make it up to you. With pie.

rachelrb85

Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

Please do not attempt to highjack my thread and turn it into a discussion of toilet paper dispensing methods in Scotland. This is about cylindrical versus lopsided toilet paper roll dispensers, not Scotland. There is to be no mention of Scotland.

SunofaBeach14

There needs to be a referendum on returning to cylindrical toilet paper dispensers in public rest rooms. These lopsided things were designed by engineers on acid. Thank you, Mr. Engineer on acid, for ruining a perfectly good BM. I blame you.

They should make it up to you. With pie.

Only if it's expensive pie. I hear that free pie makes people angry.

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Original_Sinner

one word.


bidet.

the french are good for one thing.

ThePhoenixIsRising

Or how about the fact that I just used the restroom and the person who changed the toilet paper put it UNDER instead of over. I swear, they did this just to ruin my day.

You clearly don't have young children or pets!

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