Random things your too heavy to do

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kittyd7015
kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
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1) be a cheerleader
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  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
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    So tbh.. Last year I was too heavy to have some wild monkey circus sex but now.... It's on!
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
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    Jockey

    I'll never win the triple crown.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,592 Member
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    float away on a snowflake
  • TheSnarkasticSkyscraper
    TheSnarkasticSkyscraper Posts: 176 Member
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    I'm too heavy to weigh 110 lbs.
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
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    I'm too heavy to weigh 110 lbs.
    Good one knee highs!
  • tallvesl99
    tallvesl99 Posts: 231 Member
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    fit in a high chair
  • emartin17
    emartin17 Posts: 123 Member
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    I realized that I was gaining weight during the wedding process that my honeymoon sealed the deal. We were at Six Flags- and some of the seats were not so easy to get in and out of. At least I knew my hips wouldn't let me go anywhere without being yanked out :/
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,051 Member
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    Fight for the Flyweight World Championship Belt
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    I remember one year getting stuck at the top of a roller coaster because two people in front of me were too heavy to put the seat belt on.

    Superman-Ride-of-Steel-Six-Flags-America.jpg
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Use apostrophes. :laugh:
  • IILikeToMoveItMoveIt
    IILikeToMoveItMoveIt Posts: 1,172 Member
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    Too heavy to be considered thin... :P
  • dj1skywalker
    dj1skywalker Posts: 86
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    Use apostrophes. :laugh:

    ^^ Yep!
  • davemacdonald1
    davemacdonald1 Posts: 199 Member
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    My pants
  • FabMeliO
    FabMeliO Posts: 13 Member
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    To be a circus acrobat :grumble:
  • VelveteenArabian
    VelveteenArabian Posts: 758 Member
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    1) be a cheerleader

    Majorettes are cooler. Watch Bring It (the tv show not the movie).
  • VelveteenArabian
    VelveteenArabian Posts: 758 Member
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    I remember one year getting stuck at the top of a roller coaster because two people in front of me were too heavy to put the seat belt on.

    Superman-Ride-of-Steel-Six-Flags-America.jpg

    How did that make the rollercoaster stop?
  • VelveteenArabian
    VelveteenArabian Posts: 758 Member
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    I'm too heavy to fit into my skinny clothes.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    I remember one year getting stuck at the top of a roller coaster because two people in front of me were too heavy to put the seat belt on.

    Superman-Ride-of-Steel-Six-Flags-America.jpg

    How did that make the rollercoaster stop?


    The operator hit the emergency stop. You think they would allow someone to ride that without a seat belt on. I'm trying to figure out why we left the beginning in the first place. How they get past the check. I don't know it was funny for me. I pretend to have problems with highs and was just screaming the entire time up there. LOL

    Operator had to walk up all those steps.
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
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    Dance with angels on the head of a pin.
  • Pipsg1rl
    Pipsg1rl Posts: 1,414 Member
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    Be the top of the pyramid.

    Ride my dog like she's a pony. (Bad form, dogs aren't made to be ridden anyhow).

    Dance on my breakfast table.

    Stand too far back on my paddle board without getting dumped.

    Get pulled in a wagon by my neighbors 4 yo twins.

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