Random things your too heavy to do
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kittyd7015
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1) be a cheerleader
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So tbh.. Last year I was too heavy to have some wild monkey circus sex but now.... It's on!0
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Jockey
I'll never win the triple crown.0 -
float away on a snowflake0
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I'm too heavy to weigh 110 lbs.0
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I'm too heavy to weigh 110 lbs.0
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fit in a high chair0
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I realized that I was gaining weight during the wedding process that my honeymoon sealed the deal. We were at Six Flags- and some of the seats were not so easy to get in and out of. At least I knew my hips wouldn't let me go anywhere without being yanked out0
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Fight for the Flyweight World Championship Belt0
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I remember one year getting stuck at the top of a roller coaster because two people in front of me were too heavy to put the seat belt on.
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Use apostrophes. :laugh:0
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Too heavy to be considered thin... :P0
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Use apostrophes. :laugh:
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My pants0
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To be a circus acrobat :grumble:0
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1) be a cheerleader
Majorettes are cooler. Watch Bring It (the tv show not the movie).0 -
I remember one year getting stuck at the top of a roller coaster because two people in front of me were too heavy to put the seat belt on.
How did that make the rollercoaster stop?0 -
I'm too heavy to fit into my skinny clothes.0
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I remember one year getting stuck at the top of a roller coaster because two people in front of me were too heavy to put the seat belt on.
How did that make the rollercoaster stop?
The operator hit the emergency stop. You think they would allow someone to ride that without a seat belt on. I'm trying to figure out why we left the beginning in the first place. How they get past the check. I don't know it was funny for me. I pretend to have problems with highs and was just screaming the entire time up there. LOL
Operator had to walk up all those steps.0 -
Dance with angels on the head of a pin.0
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Be the top of the pyramid.
Ride my dog like she's a pony. (Bad form, dogs aren't made to be ridden anyhow).
Dance on my breakfast table.
Stand too far back on my paddle board without getting dumped.
Get pulled in a wagon by my neighbors 4 yo twins.0
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