Useless information

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  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    A shrimp's heart is in their head.
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    A shrimp's heart is in their head.

    That's funny... I've heard a man's brain is in his penis!!! haha!!! j-k!!!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    A shrimp's heart is in their head.

    That's funny... I've heard a man's brain is in his penis!!! haha!!! j-k!!!

    That isn't usless info, it just makes men useless! HAHAHAHAHAA! :laugh: :laugh:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    :cry:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    A shrimp's heart is in their head.

    That's funny... I've heard a man's brain is in his penis!!! haha!!! j-k!!!

    That isn't usless info, it just makes men useless! HAHAHAHAHAA! :laugh: :laugh:

    Or useful... depending on how you look at it!!! HAHAHAA!!! :bigsmile: :laugh: :bigsmile: :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    Elephants only sleep 2 hours a day......so I guess I'm normal....:laugh:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Elephants only sleep 2 hours a day......so I guess I'm normal....:laugh:

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!! I guess I'm normal too!!!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • msarro
    msarro Posts: 2,748 Member
    If sharks stop swimming, they'll drown.
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    :cry:

    Don't cry Sarge... We've gotten to know you and you seem to have your brain in the right place. :bigsmile:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    :cry:

    Awww, there there!!! *pats shoulder while giving a hug*
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    "Weird" Al Yankovic received a Bachelor's degree in Architecture in 1981. He also served as valedictorian of his high school at age 16.
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    -George Washington was a pothead, and cultivator of cannabis, as shown in his letters to his garderner:

    "What was done with the seed saved from the India Hemp last summer? It ought, all of it, to have been sewn again; that not only a stock of seed sufficient for my own purposes might have been raised, but to have disseminated the seed to others; as it is more valuable than the common Hemp."

    George Washington
    Writings of Washington, Vol. 35, pg. 72, Library of Congress


    President Clinton TOO!.....he just didn't know how to properly use his produce....
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Cats often rub up against people and furniture to lay their scent and mark their territory. They do it this way, as opposed to the way dogs do it, because they have scent glands in their faces.

    Hmmmm...
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
    You can litter train rabbits!
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Not all Golf Balls have 360 dimples. There are some as high as 420. Thereare also all different kinds of dimple patterns.

    The term GOLF: Gentleman Only Ladies Forbidden.

    Hmmm
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school.


    Ok, that just makes me chuckle for some reason!!!
  • wildkitty505
    wildkitty505 Posts: 222 Member
    They couldn't get the St Bernard in the film Cujo to "attack" the actors so they dressed a Great Dane up in a St Bernard costume!
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    In four separate instances between October 1987 and February 1988, small pink frogs rained down from the sky on to various parts of Great Britain. Scientists are still uncertain as to where these frogs originated, although some have traced them back to the Sahara desert.
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    Mosquitos have 47 teeth! WHUH?.......:noway:

    *(scary scratchy violin sounds....)*

    So I guess they CHEW our blood too?
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    There are only 4 professional U.S. sports teams whose name DOES NOT end in the letter "S".

    Two in Hockey: Tampa Bay Lightning & Colorado Avalanche

    Two in Basketball: Orlando Magic & Miami Heat

    Hmmmmm... nice trivia!!!
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    In four separate instances between October 1987 and February 1988, small pink frogs rained down from the sky on to various parts of Great Britain. Scientists are still uncertain as to where these frogs originated, although some have traced them back to the Sahara desert.

    How Pretty! I love PINK! :tongue:

    UMMmmmm...but sounds like an Armageddon plague or some other supernatural weird thingee....:huh:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.

    Hmmmm....:huh:
  • PSUgrl921
    PSUgrl921 Posts: 368 Member
    You can litter train rabbits!

    I've done this one. Then he lived on our back porch and clawed a whole in the screen. He would go outside and hop around during the day and always came back at night. lol

    Here are some tidbits:

    -Milton S. Hershey was scheduled to be on the Titanic. His wife fell ill and he was called back on business. Lucky for him... and us.
    -He also started out making caramels.
    -He also dropped out of school after 4th grade.
    -Hershey chocolate and Hershey Entertainment and Resorts are two separate entities. Hershey trust owns all of HE&R and only 30% of the chocoloate.
    -The Hershey Bears used to be named the Chocolate Bars ... but they got into copyright issues. Good thing ... that's a corny name.

    -The same girl that Sarah Michelle Gellar beat out to play Kendall on All My Children was beaten out by her again for Buffy the vampire slayer. Poor girl.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Under the law of Mississippi, there’s no such thing as a female Peeping Tom.

    Let's move to Mississippi, Tami!!! hahaha!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Here ya go Sarge...

    You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I am CRYING here!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Why is that law so funny to me!!! HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Here ya go Sarge...

    You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I am CRYING here!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Why is that law so funny to me!!! HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    ROFL

    Ridiculous laws are a thread in itself. LOL
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Under the law of Mississippi, there’s no such thing as a female Peeping Tom.

    Let's move to Mississippi, Tami!!! hahaha!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Woohooooo! I can even spell it!!
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