Useless information

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  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.......I can hear my husband and son now....in the car....:noway:

    *(prrrrfffft)* sniff....snifff......goooooood one....that had to at least out-weigh mine by 1,000,000,000 nanograms DUDE! Let's turn on the heater and get more weight out of it....

    ROFL :laugh: :laugh:
  • jamie77
    jamie77 Posts: 101
    Elvin Presley failed his high school music class....:huh:
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    It is impossible to lick your elbow tongue.gif
    but yet 70-75% of people will try this!!!!

    I did....:ohwell:
  • icupfunny2000
    icupfunny2000 Posts: 470 Member
    A shrimp's heart is in their head.

    That's funny... I've heard a man's brain is in his penis!!! haha!!! j-k!!!

    That isn't usless info, it just makes men useless! HAHAHAHAHAA! :laugh: :laugh:

    Well yea... well uh...well women uh ... yea.

    *thinks to self don't say anything bad or they will not mate with u* (as if)



    :laugh: :laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    The distinguishing characteristic of a marsupial is that they have two of each sex organ. =)

    That is alot of brain storage.
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    LOL! Yeah......the "Shart-ed" waddle!:laugh: :laugh:


    To shart...is to gamble and lose.
  • jamie77
    jamie77 Posts: 101
    Elvin Presley failed his high school music class....:huh:


    oops.....I meant ElviS
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    LOL! Yeah......the "Shart-ed" waddle!:laugh: :laugh:


    To shart...is to gamble and lose.

    Please Please let me borrow that one. I am dying.
  • icupfunny2000
    icupfunny2000 Posts: 470 Member
    The distinguishing characteristic of a marsupial is that they have two of each sex organ. =)

    That is alot of brain storage.


    LOL
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    I wanted to be the 100th post on this thread...

    That's all!!! heehee!:flowerforyou:
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    -George Washington was a pothead, and cultivator of cannabis, as shown in his letters to his garderner:

    "What was done with the seed saved from the India Hemp last summer? It ought, all of it, to have been sewn again; that not only a stock of seed sufficient for my own purposes might have been raised, but to have disseminated the seed to others; as it is more valuable than the common Hemp."

    George Washington
    Writings of Washington, Vol. 35, pg. 72, Library of Congress


    President Clinton TOO!.....he just didn't know how to properly use his produce....

    What about cigars??
    He didn't know how to use those either.....you're suppose to SMOKE em'....don't inhale....
    with the other...INHALE....

    But I guess as long as Monica wasn't complaining......:noway: Nuttin' like a good CUBAN....sandwich! Who's hungry?:tongue:
  • lizard9800
    lizard9800 Posts: 474 Member
    Bob Dylan introduced the Beatles to marijuana.
    John Lennon was the only Beatle that didn't marry an American.
    Every Beatle dropped out of school.
    The song "Hey Jude" is not actually on a Beatles album.
    The song "Yesterday" was originally called Scrambled Eggs.
  • Caramel Cutie
    Caramel Cutie Posts: 96
    Do you know that quicksand is caused by an overabundance of water...so much water that it is actually over saturating the sand so much that it is causing it to float?

    Quicksand can be found anywhere and everywhere where you find dirt or sand...beaches, swamps, deserts, your back yard. Anyway...how friggin useless is that?
    Actually if there are ANY hikers/hunters/outdoor enthusiasts this can be super great information!!!

    heres a couple more
    -pigs cant sweat thats why they roll in mud it keeps them cool
    -cows have two two chambered stomachs
    choclate milk is made from less than quality(although edible) milk that the cows produce every month
    -a blue law was a law that wasnt good enough for white paper
    Pigs can't sweat? My ex-pig did!!! And profusely!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Oh, you meant the four-legged creature!!! My bad!
  • gonezobean
    gonezobean Posts: 154
    Turtles pass gas through their mouths
  • BigCityKittyz
    BigCityKittyz Posts: 378
    Turtles pass gas through their mouths

    There's alot of TURTLES disguised as HUMANS....:tongue:
  • iojoi
    iojoi Posts: 378 Member
    DANCING : On 21 August 1923, the city of Kalamazoo, Michigan, passed a law forbidding dancers to stare into each other's eyes
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
    The length from your wrist to your elbow is the same size as your foot. So I've read anyway.


    ummmmmm there is no way I am going to even try to get into the position it would take to prove that! :laugh:
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
    DANCING : On 21 August 1923, the city of Kalamazoo, Michigan, passed a law forbidding dancers to stare into each other's eyes

    that so makes me wanna go to Kzoo to find out if I could get away with that :laugh:
  • jenbar
    jenbar Posts: 1,038 Member
    Being unmarried can shorten a man's life by ten years.
    In China, September 20 is "Love Your Teeth Day."
    In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans annually.
    The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans annually.

    In Chicago that is just foreplay:laugh: :laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    DANCING : On 21 August 1923, the city of Kalamazoo, Michigan, passed a law forbidding dancers to stare into each other's eyes

    that so makes me wanna go to Kzoo to find out if I could get away with that :laugh:

    Need a dance partner?:wink:
  • PrincessLaundry
    PrincessLaundry Posts: 2,758 Member
    In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans annually.

    In Chicago that is just foreplay:laugh: :laugh:

    OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Hokay, here ya go to add to that!

    There are over 2500 different kinds of mosquitoes in the world. Only the females can bite. They need the blood so their eggs can mature. The males are content to slurp on flower nectar.
  • gonezobean
    gonezobean Posts: 154
    polar bears have black skin under the white fur
  • bricker06
    bricker06 Posts: 316
    an ostrich eyeball is bigger than its brain
    the average person will spend 2 weeks of their life waiting at a red light
    a pig orgasms for 30 mins- and then NEEDS to roll in the mud- oh to be a swine
    you will eat 9 spiders while you sleeping- gross
  • PSUgrl921
    PSUgrl921 Posts: 368 Member
    I made a mistake in mine and can't edit it.

    Hershey Bears used to be the Hershey Bars ... copyright made them change it.
  • briblue72
    briblue72 Posts: 672 Member
    all of the animals in the "deer" family have irregular plural forms...

    deer
    elk
    moose
    antelope ...
  • Cassia
    Cassia Posts: 467 Member
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    choclate milk is made from less than quality(although edible) milk that the cows produce every month

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    so that's why it taste sooo good!:laugh:
  • watch48win
    watch48win Posts: 1,668 Member
    It costs more to buy a new car today in the United States than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake three voyages to and from the New World.
  • oneinchatatime
    oneinchatatime Posts: 25
    Back in 1953, it took 27 hours to make one Marshmallow Peep. Now it takes only six minutes.
  • watch48win
    watch48win Posts: 1,668 Member
    My brother lives in saudia arabia, and at one point in time owned the only Pug in the kingdom
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