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O I've got another good one. It's long. But it's good.
Anyone out there watch the show Early Edition when it was on. This is how that pilot was pitched. Mr. Abrams sp? (he was a prof of mine for a summer program) stayed up the whole night before making a fake newspaper for the pitch. This all occurred during the OJ Simpson trial was going on. So he made the fake newspaper went into the pitch and laid it down on the table in front of the "big guys" and began telling the story. Halfway through the meeting one of the men notice and jump up with surprise. Then he sees the date and looks confused. "What would you do?" Abrams asked. "Look at page (whatever page it was). If you knew what was going to happen tomorrow would you try to change it?"
Needless to say ... the show was picked up, made a success, then the star was in an episode of Grey's Anatomy.0 -
Here ya go Sarge...
You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I am CRYING here!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Why is that law so funny to me!!! HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAAHA! Thats funny!0 -
The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.......I can hear my husband and son now....in the car....:noway:
*(prrrrfffft)* sniff....snifff......goooooood one....that had to at least out-weigh mine by 1,000,000,000 nanograms DUDE! Let's turn on the heater and get more weight out of it....0 -
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
In some smaller towns in the state of Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspenders.
These laws are hilarious!!!! I am cracking me up over here!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
In Michigan it's illegal to place a skunk inside your bosses desk.
In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket.
Okay, I'll stop... these are hilarious though!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Humming birds are the only birds that can fly backwards0
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Under the law of Mississippi, there’s no such thing as a female Peeping Tom.
Let's move to Mississippi, Tami!!! hahaha!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
She would have to be a Peeping Thomasina. :laugh:0 -
The rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd took their name from a high school teacher named Leonard Skinner who had suspended several students for having long hair.
I have always wondered how they got their name... Hmmmmm!0 -
In CT, In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.0
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They should make a law for the guy teenagers here that wear their pants hanging "under" their A**.....
Remember when we use to like to check a guy in their Levi's....OMG! Girls these days can't check out bootie....or maybe they can if the guy hikes up the extra-long shirt to reveal their boxers....Is this the style other places too?
This style....It doesn't make sense to me.....:glasses:0 -
NOW WE KNOW...
The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples. :noway:
Hmmm...
No one seems to know why people blush. :blushing:0 -
Yes it is. Luckily, I've noticed that less guys do it in college. I wanted to smack some of the kids in my high school. My grandma was an elementary school principal and would tie rope like a belt around their wastes. My brother does it now but I don't understand it. It makes them walk like they had an accident in their pants. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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It is impossible to lick your elbow
Oh if only I weren't at work right now. I'd so try this.
now see if oyu wait until you try this at home and actually do it, theres just one problem.... you cant prove it to anyone
better to try and public for that one in a million shot you actually get it
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Yes it is. Luckily, I've noticed that less guys do it in college. I wanted to smack some of the kids in my high school. My grandma was an elementary school principal and would tie rope like a belt around their wastes. My brother does it now but I don't understand it. It makes them walk like they had an accident in their pants. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
LOL! Yeah......the "Shart-ed" waddle!:laugh: :laugh:0 -
In massachusetts its a law that at a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.0
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Male seahorses are the ones who go through pregnancy and birth not the females :noway: I wish it was the same for us
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In massachusetts its a law that at a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
That's just WRONG! Especially for the "emotional" eater!......
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In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second.
*snickers*
Is that an African swallow or a European swallow?
A king needs to know these things ~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail0 -
AMERICANS... on average....eat 18 acres of pizza a day......It's gotta be more because that's how much I eat at a single sitting.... 0
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The distinguishing characteristic of a marsupial is that they have two of each sex organ.
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A Giraffe doesn't have any vocal cords!
Slugs have 4 noses
Camels have 3 eyelids
A honey bee can fly at 15mph
A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day
A bee has 5 eyes
The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph
I read these on Snapple lids..he he he he
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The length from your wrist to your elbow is the same size as your foot. So I've read anyway.
It has to be true because Julia Roberts told it to Richard Geere in Pretty Woman!0 -
Ha you guys are going to town with this one..... here is another
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
now you know
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and another.....
Rats and horses can’t vomit.0 -
"Weird" Al Yankovic received a Bachelor's degree in Architecture in 1981. He also served as valedictorian of his high school at age 16.
Wierd AL...we have 2 b brothers.
This would be a bad site for EAT IT!!0 -
Okay, so I googled this one, but i have seen it somewhere before - I just couldn't remember everything
Abraham Lincoln Info is on top, JFK info is on the bottom.
Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846
Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946
He was elected President in 1860
He was elected President in 1960
His wife lost a child while living in the White House
His wife lost a child while living in the White House
He was directly concerned with Civil Rights
He was directly concerned with Civil Rights
Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who told him not to go to the theater *1
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln who told him not to go to Dallas **2
Lincoln was shot in the back of the head in the presence of his wife
Kennedy was shot in the back of the head in the presence of his wife
Lincoln shot in the Ford Theatre
Kennedy shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford
He was shot on a Friday
He was shot on a Friday
The assassin, John Wilkes Booth, was known by three names, comprised of fifteen letters
The assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald, was known by three names, comprised of fifteen letters
Booth shot Lincoln in a theater and fled to a warehouse
Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and fled to a theater
Booth was killed before being brought to trial
Oswald was killed before being brought to trial
There were theories that Booth was part of a greater conspiracy
There were theories that Oswald was part of a greater conspiracy
Lincoln's successor was Andrew Johnson, born in 1808
Kennedy's successor was Lyndon Johnson, born in 1908
HEre's the link the page: http://www.school-for-champions.com/history/lincolnjfk.htm0 -
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
That's funny... I've heard a man's brain is in his penis!!! haha!!! j-k!!!
That isn't usless info, it just makes men useless! HAHAHAHAHAA! :laugh: :laugh:
Well yea... well uh...well women uh ... yea.
*thinks to self don't say anything bad or they will not mate with u* (as if)0 -
Captain Picard could *TOTALLY* take Captain Kirk in a fight.
That's not the only thing Captain Piccard could take.
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-George Washington was a pothead, and cultivator of cannabis, as shown in his letters to his garderner:
"What was done with the seed saved from the India Hemp last summer? It ought, all of it, to have been sewn again; that not only a stock of seed sufficient for my own purposes might have been raised, but to have disseminated the seed to others; as it is more valuable than the common Hemp."
George Washington
Writings of Washington, Vol. 35, pg. 72, Library of Congress
President Clinton TOO!.....he just didn't know how to properly use his produce....
What about cigars??0 -
The length from your wrist to your elbow is the same size as your foot. So I've read anyway.
It is!!! I've just turned contortionist in order to find out0
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