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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    the only ones I know will get the thread shut down lol

    Same here. :embarassed:
  • qtwells82
    qtwells82 Posts: 352
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    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Two birds on a perch. Pne says 'Can you smell fish?"

    There are two fish in a tank. But they couldn't drive it or use the guns.

    Two sheep in a field. One says 'Baaa'. The other says "I was gonna say that".

    How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler...
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    My favorite:

    Two peanuts were walking through a park at night, one was a salted...

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