singing the blues

fatsis

I will start this:

I have an embarrassing problem...da da don don
I have a large chest ..da da don don
So people tell me...da da don don
THAT I HAVE MAN BREAST

OH I GOT THE BLUES
OH I GOT THE BLUES

I have the man breast blues.


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fatsis

I will start this:

I have an embarrassing problem...da da don don
I have a large chest ..da da don don
So people tell me...da da don don
THAT I HAVE MAN BREAST

OH I GOT THE BLUES
OH I GOT THE BLUES

I have the man breast blues.


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divalovesyou1

LOL!!!:laugh:

TamTastic

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip, sticking out, tripping everyone bluessssssssssssss

Shannon023

:laugh: :laugh:

spaul82478

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

I have been told.. dada don don
by my boy friend da da dadon don
that i have da dadon don
NO but at all

I got the little miss no *kitten* blues

fatsis

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

You must be kidding...da da da don don
If they think your lips are big...da da da don don
Then I want them looking..da da da don don
AT MY LITTLE TWIG

Oh I got the Blues
Oh I got the Blues

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

Shannon023

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

Now I've got the blues.

TamTastic

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

Now I've got the blues.

Same here!! :laugh:

fatsis

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

Now I've got the blues.

Uh oh.
I was..er..I...oh come on it rhymed with big.

Manda86

I miss my old tops .... do do don don
they don't fit no mo... do do don don
take off my bra.. do do don don
and they hit the floor... do do don don

I got the bluuuuuuuues...

the big booby blues......

TamTastic

I miss my old tops .... do do don don
they don't fit no mo... do do don don
take off my bra.. do do don don
and they hit the floor... do do don don

I got the bluuuuuuuues...

the big booby blues......

Don't think they give someone else the blues though!

Shannon023

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

Now I've got the blues.

Uh oh.
I was..er..I...oh come on it rhymed with big.

The fantasy lives on!!

Manda86

Don't think they give someone else the blues though!

I'm quite sure I don't know what you're referring to... *blink blink*

muah ha ha

TamTastic

When I look down at my gut...do do do don don
I fall on the floor...... do do do don don
Because having a baby..... do do do don don
Makes it look like bread dough...do do do don don

I've got the having a baby, losing weight, feeling pretty down on my belly blue huee hueeeess!!!

fatsis

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

I have been told.. dada don don
by my boy friend da da dadon don
that i have da dadon don
NO but at all

I got the little miss no *kitten* blues

I'd tell your boyfriend...da da da don don
That he's got no class..da da da don don
And if he doesn't like it..da da da don don
He can kiss your no butt *kitten*

(just kidding)

tashjs21

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

I have been told.. dada don don
by my boy friend da da dadon don
that i have da dadon don
NO but at all

I got the little miss no *kitten* blues

I'd tell your boyfriend...da da da don don
That he's got no class..da da da don don
And if he doesn't like it..da da da don don
He can kiss your no butt *kitten*

(just kidding)

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

fatsis

I miss my old tops .... do do don don
they don't fit no mo... do do don don
take off my bra.. do do don don
and they hit the floor... do do don don

I got the bluuuuuuuues...

the big booby blues......

Hey Manda baby...da da da don don
I hear you are in J's harum(spelling)..da da da don don
So when we get together...da da da don don
will show our boobs and compare em

Manda86

I miss my old tops .... do do don don
they don't fit no mo... do do don don
take off my bra.. do do don don
and they hit the floor... do do don don

I got the bluuuuuuuues...

the big booby blues......

Hey Manda baby...da da da don don
I hear you are in J's harum(spelling)..da da da don don
So when we get together...da da da don don
will show our boobs and compare em

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

heeeeeey.....

are you trying to trick me into taking off my top again??

:noway:

fool me once...

Mireille

I am really excited..da da da da don
That I'm gonna see new kids on the block . da da.da da don
If you make fun of me...da da da da don
I'm gonna knock you off your clock da da da da don


:bigsmile:

fatsis

I am really excited..da da da da don
That I'm gonna see new kids on the block . da da.da da don
If you make fun of me...da da da da don
I'm gonna knock you off your clock da da da da don


:bigsmile:

Mireille is going to see...da da da don don
N K O B...da da da don don
If I make fun of her going.....da da da don don
She will make a punching bag out of me

Mireille

I am really excited..da da da da don
That I'm gonna see new kids on the block . da da.da da don
If you make fun of me...da da da da don
I'm gonna knock you off your clock da da da da don


:bigsmile:

Mireille is going to see...da da da don don
N K O B...da da da don don
If I make fun of her going.....da da da don don
She will make a punching bag out of me

LMAO - as long as you know :flowerforyou:

fatsis

There will be no more going...da da da don don
to KFC...da da da don don
Since I have joined...da da da don don
MFP

Oh I got the blues
Oh I got the blues

I've got the no more greasy, cold, just stick it to your butt b/c that is where it is going anyway, artery clogging, Cholosterol increasing, pants tightening chicken blues.

memaw66

You guys are cracking me up!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the laughs. I sure need them these days.:flowerforyou:

Memaw

memaw66

You guys are cracking me up!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the laughs. I sure need them these days.:flowerforyou:

Memaw

5KNohno

:laugh: :laugh:

Shannon023

I went to the store da da da don don
To buy me some wine da da da don don
The fresh stuff was gone da da da don don
Now ain't that a crime da da da don don

I've got the Mad Dawg bluesssss
Yeah the Mad dawg ba-lohoozzzz

:smokin:

memaw66

I went to the store da da da don don
To buy me some wine da da da don don
The fresh stuff was gone da da da don don
Now ain't that a crime da da da don don

I've got the Mad Dawg bluesssss
Yeah the Mad dawg ba-lohoozzzz

:smokin:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My "sister" drinks Mad Dog every single day. Not a day goes by that she isn't drunk from Mad Dog. I didn't think anyone else ever heard of that stuff!!!!! Too funny!!!!!

mommared53

These blues posts are hilarious!!!!!

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meme2018

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: THIS IS TO FUNNY !!!!!!!!:laugh: :laugh:

peej76

Friggin hilarious you guys:laugh: