singing the blues

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  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
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    I am really excited..da da da da don
    That I'm gonna see new kids on the block . da da.da da don
    If you make fun of me...da da da da don
    I'm gonna knock you off your clock da da da da don


    :bigsmile:

    Mireille is going to see...da da da don don
    N K O B...da da da don don
    If I make fun of her going.....da da da don don
    She will make a punching bag out of me


    LMAO - as long as you know :flowerforyou:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    There will be no more going...da da da don don
    to KFC...da da da don don
    Since I have joined...da da da don don
    MFP

    Oh I got the blues
    Oh I got the blues

    I've got the no more greasy, cold, just stick it to your butt b/c that is where it is going anyway, artery clogging, Cholosterol increasing, pants tightening chicken blues.
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
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    You guys are cracking me up!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thanks for the laughs. I sure need them these days.:flowerforyou:

    Memaw
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
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    You guys are cracking me up!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thanks for the laughs. I sure need them these days.:flowerforyou:

    Memaw
  • 5KNohno
    5KNohno Posts: 503
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    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    I went to the store da da da don don
    To buy me some wine da da da don don
    The fresh stuff was gone da da da don don
    Now ain't that a crime da da da don don

    I've got the Mad Dawg bluesssss
    Yeah the Mad dawg ba-lohoozzzz

    :smokin:
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
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    I went to the store da da da don don
    To buy me some wine da da da don don
    The fresh stuff was gone da da da don don
    Now ain't that a crime da da da don don

    I've got the Mad Dawg bluesssss
    Yeah the Mad dawg ba-lohoozzzz

    :smokin:
    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My "sister" drinks Mad Dog every single day. Not a day goes by that she isn't drunk from Mad Dog. I didn't think anyone else ever heard of that stuff!!!!! Too funny!!!!!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    These blues posts are hilarious!!!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • meme2018
    meme2018 Posts: 241 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: THIS IS TO FUNNY !!!!!!!!:laugh: :laugh:
  • peej76
    peej76 Posts: 1,250 Member
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    Friggin hilarious you guys:laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    I went to the store da da da don don
    To buy me some wine da da da don don
    The fresh stuff was gone da da da don don
    Now ain't that a crime da da da don don

    I've got the Mad Dawg bluesssss
    Yeah the Mad dawg ba-lohoozzzz

    :smokin:

    Now she is home drinking..da da da don don
    drinking Mad Dawg wine..da da da don don
    Now she drunk and cryint...da da da don don
    BECAUSE SHE FOUND OUT FATSIS AINT FINE.

    Oh shes got the blues.
    Oh shes got the blues.

    Shes got the fatsis inadequate male equipment blues.
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    I can't believe I missed this post earlier!!!

    Fatsis sure is feelin frisky now that he's over his sleeping pill and laxative scare.:laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    I can't believe I missed this post earlier!!!

    Fatsis sure is feelin frisky now that he's over his sleeping pill and laxative scare.:laugh:

    alright it is your turn then
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    my hubs butt will not budge da da da don don
    off this stinkin bed da da da don don
    I'll wait til he falls asleep da da da don don
    and shave profanities on his head

    I've got the blues
    I've got the blues

    Cuz I've got the big oaf, do nuttin, lazy man blu hues......
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    my hubs butt will not budge da da da don don
    off this stinkin bed da da da don don
    I'll wait til he falls asleep da da da don don
    and shave profanities on his head

    I've got the blues
    I've got the blues

    Cuz I've got the big oaf, do nuttin, lazy man blu hues......

    If I was soups husband ..da da da don don
    I would not sleep..da da da don don
    If his head was tv telepromter...da da da don don
    AlI you would hear on tv is beeeeeeeep
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    my hubs butt will not budge da da da don don
    off this stinkin bed da da da don don
    I'll wait til he falls asleep da da da don don
    and shave profanities on his head

    I've got the blues
    I've got the blues

    Cuz I've got the big oaf, do nuttin, lazy man blu hues......

    If I was soups husband ..da da da don don
    I would not sleep..da da da don don
    If his head was tv telepromter...da da da don don
    AlI you would hear on tv is beeeeeeeep


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    now hubby, he is a stirrin.... da da da don don
    oh what have I done ......da da da don don
    better hide this shaving cream and warm water.....da da da don don
    and blame the new do on his son!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    my hubs butt will not budge da da da don don
    off this stinkin bed da da da don don
    I'll wait til he falls asleep da da da don don
    and shave profanities on his head

    I've got the blues
    I've got the blues

    Cuz I've got the big oaf, do nuttin, lazy man blu hues......

    If I was soups husband ..da da da don don
    I would not sleep..da da da don don
    If his head was tv telepromter...da da da don don
    AlI you would hear on tv is beeeeeeeep


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    now hubby, he is a stirrin.... da da da don don
    oh what have I done ......da da da don don
    better hide this shaving cream and warm water.....da da da don don
    and blame the new do on his son!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Holy smokes you two!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
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    rotflmao!!!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    :laugh:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    I am so busy..da da don don
    That I cant be on MFP..da da don don
    If I keep up this pace..da da don don
    I WONT EVEN HAVE TIME TO PEE

    Oh I got da blues
    Oh I got da blues

    I got the so busy at work that I cant pee blues.