singing the blues

fatsis

I went to the store da da da don don
To buy me some wine da da da don don
The fresh stuff was gone da da da don don
Now ain't that a crime da da da don don

I've got the Mad Dawg bluesssss
Yeah the Mad dawg ba-lohoozzzz

:smokin:

Now she is home drinking..da da da don don
drinking Mad Dawg wine..da da da don don
Now she drunk and cryint...da da da don don
BECAUSE SHE FOUND OUT FATSIS AINT FINE.

Oh shes got the blues.
Oh shes got the blues.

Shes got the fatsis inadequate male equipment blues.

SoupNazi

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I can't believe I missed this post earlier!!!

Fatsis sure is feelin frisky now that he's over his sleeping pill and laxative scare.:laugh:

fatsis

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I can't believe I missed this post earlier!!!

Fatsis sure is feelin frisky now that he's over his sleeping pill and laxative scare.:laugh:

alright it is your turn then

SoupNazi

my hubs butt will not budge da da da don don
off this stinkin bed da da da don don
I'll wait til he falls asleep da da da don don
and shave profanities on his head

I've got the blues
I've got the blues

Cuz I've got the big oaf, do nuttin, lazy man blu hues......

fatsis

my hubs butt will not budge da da da don don
off this stinkin bed da da da don don
I'll wait til he falls asleep da da da don don
and shave profanities on his head

I've got the blues
I've got the blues

Cuz I've got the big oaf, do nuttin, lazy man blu hues......

If I was soups husband ..da da da don don
I would not sleep..da da da don don
If his head was tv telepromter...da da da don don
AlI you would hear on tv is beeeeeeeep

SoupNazi

my hubs butt will not budge da da da don don
off this stinkin bed da da da don don
I'll wait til he falls asleep da da da don don
and shave profanities on his head

I've got the blues
I've got the blues

Cuz I've got the big oaf, do nuttin, lazy man blu hues......

If I was soups husband ..da da da don don
I would not sleep..da da da don don
If his head was tv telepromter...da da da don don
AlI you would hear on tv is beeeeeeeep

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

now hubby, he is a stirrin.... da da da don don
oh what have I done ......da da da don don
better hide this shaving cream and warm water.....da da da don don
and blame the new do on his son!

Shannon023

my hubs butt will not budge da da da don don
off this stinkin bed da da da don don
I'll wait til he falls asleep da da da don don
and shave profanities on his head

I've got the blues
I've got the blues

Cuz I've got the big oaf, do nuttin, lazy man blu hues......

If I was soups husband ..da da da don don
I would not sleep..da da da don don
If his head was tv telepromter...da da da don don
AlI you would hear on tv is beeeeeeeep

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

now hubby, he is a stirrin.... da da da don don
oh what have I done ......da da da don don
better hide this shaving cream and warm water.....da da da don don
and blame the new do on his son!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Holy smokes you two!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ali106

rotflmao!!!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

SoupNazi

:laugh:

fatsis

I am so busy..da da don don
That I cant be on MFP..da da don don
If I keep up this pace..da da don don
I WONT EVEN HAVE TIME TO PEE

Oh I got da blues
Oh I got da blues

I got the so busy at work that I cant pee blues.

mommared53

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

fatsis

Since I have been on MFP..da da don don
I have seen less of me...da da don don
I have been doing the water tracker...da da don don
NOW ALL I EVER DO IS PEE!!!

Oh I got da blues
Oh I got da blues

I've got the peeing all the time because I'm drinking my water BLUES.

TamTastic

Since I have been on MFP..da da don don
I have seen less of me...da da don don
I have been doing the water tracker...da da don don
NOW ALL I EVER DO IS PEE!!!

Oh I got da blues
Oh I got da blues

I've got the peeing all the time because I'm drinking my water BLUES.

I've got those blues too!!!

TamTastic

Been loading up on fiber.....da da da don don
to keep my colon nice and clean..... da da da don don
But it keeps be attached to my commode....da da da don don
Oh, the blessings of the bean!...... da da da don don

I've got the tummy nice and full but stuck in the bathroom blueeeesssssss!!!!!!!

fatsis

Been loading up on fiber.....da da da don don
to keep my colon nice and clean..... da da da don don
But it keeps be attached to my commode....da da da don don
Oh, the blessings of the bean!...... da da da don don

I've got the tummy nice and full but stuck in the bathroom blueeeesssssss!!!!!!!

Tami your funny..da da don don
Sometimes your a nut...da da don don
With all of that fiber...da da don don
YOU NOW HAVE A RING AROUND YOUR BUTT.

YOU GOT THE RING AROUND YOUR LITTLE BUTT BLUES

:bigsmile: :bigsmile:

Shannon023

Been loading up on fiber.....da da da don don
to keep my colon nice and clean..... da da da don don
But it keeps be attached to my commode....da da da don don
Oh, the blessings of the bean!...... da da da don don

I've got the tummy nice and full but stuck in the bathroom blueeeesssssss!!!!!!!

Tami your funny..da da don don
Sometimes your a nut...da da don don
With all of that fiber...da da don don
YOU NOW HAVE A RING AROUND YOUR BUTT.

YOU GOT THE RING AROUND YOUR LITTLE BUTT BLUES

:bigsmile: :bigsmile:

eeeewwwww.....but LMBO!!!!!

TamTastic

Been loading up on fiber.....da da da don don
to keep my colon nice and clean..... da da da don don
But it keeps be attached to my commode....da da da don don
Oh, the blessings of the bean!...... da da da don don

I've got the tummy nice and full but stuck in the bathroom blueeeesssssss!!!!!!!

Tami your funny..da da don don
Sometimes your a nut...da da don don
With all of that fiber...da da don don
YOU NOW HAVE A RING AROUND YOUR BUTT.

YOU GOT THE RING AROUND YOUR LITTLE BUTT BLUES

:bigsmile: :bigsmile:

eeeewwwww.....but LMBO!!!!!

LOL he's got it WAY wrong.................it's NOT a little butt!! :laugh: :laugh:

But, that is pretty gross....YET funny!! Hey, I think that is what we at MFP are about!!

fatsis

Been loading up on fiber.....da da da don don
to keep my colon nice and clean..... da da da don don
But it keeps be attached to my commode....da da da don don
Oh, the blessings of the bean!...... da da da don don

I've got the tummy nice and full but stuck in the bathroom blueeeesssssss!!!!!!!

Tami your funny..da da don don
Sometimes your a nut...da da don don
With all of that fiber...da da don don
YOU NOW HAVE A RING AROUND YOUR BUTT.

YOU GOT THE RING AROUND YOUR LITTLE BUTT BLUES

:bigsmile: :bigsmile:

eeeewwwww.....but LMBO!!!!!

LOL he's got it WAY wrong.................it's NOT a little butt!! :laugh: :laugh:

But, that is pretty gross....YET funny!! Hey, I think that is what we at MFP are about!!

Yea right 90lb loser.

TamTastic

Been loading up on fiber.....da da da don don
to keep my colon nice and clean..... da da da don don
But it keeps be attached to my commode....da da da don don
Oh, the blessings of the bean!...... da da da don don

I've got the tummy nice and full but stuck in the bathroom blueeeesssssss!!!!!!!

Tami your funny..da da don don
Sometimes your a nut...da da don don
With all of that fiber...da da don don
YOU NOW HAVE A RING AROUND YOUR BUTT.

YOU GOT THE RING AROUND YOUR LITTLE BUTT BLUES

:bigsmile: :bigsmile:

eeeewwwww.....but LMBO!!!!!

LOL he's got it WAY wrong.................it's NOT a little butt!! :laugh: :laugh:

But, that is pretty gross....YET funny!! Hey, I think that is what we at MFP are about!!

Yea right 90lb loser.

Well, I still have weight to lose as crazy as that is!! I looked like the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man!! :laugh:

Manda86

since my baby left me.... da da don don
can't eat or sleep, don't try da da don don
until I'm in NC da da don don
all I can do is cry da da don don

I got the bluuuuuuueessss....

the 1300 miles away from my boyfriend bluuuuuuuuuuues!!

laurenk182004

LMAO!!! ok here goes *especially love ur's tam, u have beautiful lips!* lol

I need to tell ya da da da da don
I got the bluessss da da da da don
I got the not enough money coming in, need new clothes cause everything's fallin' off of me blues! dadadadadon!

I told my hubby da da da da don
The world can seeee da da da da don
My undies! OH it's both-er-ing me! I got the blues!
OOOOOH! I got the not enough money coming in, need new clothes cause everything's fallin' off of me blues! dadadadadon!

iluvsparkles

made a mistake last nite dun duna du du
with my bikinis i had a fight dun duna du du

i shoulda known better than that....dun duna du du
i got the blueeess from my bra fat......



oooh i got the trying on my bikinis just to see if i can fit into them better but not yet really blueeeeesssss

fatsis

made a mistake last nite dun duna du du
with my bikinis i had a fight dun duna du du

i shoulda known better than that....dun duna du du
i got the blueeess from my bra fat......



oooh i got the trying on my bikinis just to see if i can fit into them better but not yet really blueeeeesssss

Don't wear that tight Bikini da da don don
That would really be rude da da don don
By the way Emily Baby da da don don
THE BEACH YOU ARE GOING TO IS NUDE.

Oh she got the blues
oh she got da blues

She got the bikini dont fit but we still think shes hot blues.

fatsis

LMAO!!! ok here goes *especially love ur's tam, u have beautiful lips!* lol

I need to tell ya da da da da don
I got the bluessss da da da da don
I got the not enough money coming in, need new clothes cause everything's fallin' off of me blues! dadadadadon!

I told my hubby da da da da don
The world can seeee da da da da don
My undies! OH it's both-er-ing me! I got the blues!
OOOOOH! I got the not enough money coming in, need new clothes cause everything's fallin' off of me blues! dadadadadon!

Lauren honey da da don don
Dont feel so bad da da don don
Your pouting picture da da don don
IS SEXY AND DRIVES ME MAD

Oh I got the blues
Oh I got da blues

I've got the Lauren looks sexy in her new hair blues. :bigsmile:

SoupNazi

Must...release...anger...

Went to my sons game...da da da don don
not feeling so blue...da da da da don
then entered my home...da da da da don
and realized my stupid, no good, piece of crap, gonna beat the holy hell out of dog
had eaten my brand new shoes!

Oh I've got the blues...
Oh I've got the blues..

Got the no working out for me today, gonna hafta plop down another $75 blu hues.

fatsis

Must...release...anger...

Went to my sons game...da da da don don
not feeling so blue...da da da da don
then entered my home...da da da da don
and realized my stupid, no good, piece of crap, gonna beat the holy hell out of dog
had eaten my brand new shoes!

Oh I've got the blues...
Oh I've got the blues..

Got the no working out for me today, gonna hafta plop down another $75 blu hues.

give me time I going blank soup. Your beauty distracts me.

sgtinvincible

made a mistake last nite dun duna du du
with my bikinis i had a fight dun duna du du

i shoulda known better than that....dun duna du du
i got the blueeess from my bra fat......



oooh i got the trying on my bikinis just to see if i can fit into them better but not yet really blueeeeesssss

Don't wear that tight Bikini da da don don
That would really be rude da da don don
By the way Emily Baby da da don don
THE BEACH YOU ARE GOING TO IS NUDE.

Oh she got the blues
oh she got da blues

She got the bikini dont fit but we still think shes hot blues.

ROFL

sgtinvincible

LMAO!!! ok here goes *especially love ur's tam, u have beautiful lips!* lol

I need to tell ya da da da da don
I got the bluessss da da da da don
I got the not enough money coming in, need new clothes cause everything's fallin' off of me blues! dadadadadon!

I told my hubby da da da da don
The world can seeee da da da da don
My undies! OH it's both-er-ing me! I got the blues!
OOOOOH! I got the not enough money coming in, need new clothes cause everything's fallin' off of me blues! dadadadadon!

Lauren honey da da don don
Dont feel so bad da da don don
Your pouting picture da da don don
IS SEXY AND DRIVES ME MAD

Oh I got the blues
Oh I got da blues

I've got the Lauren looks sexy in her new hair blues. :bigsmile:

Might have to duet this one, you aren't the only one that feels that way Phat. *rar!*

DETERMINED2Drop

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

You must be kidding...da da da don don
If they think your lips are big...da da da don don
Then I want them looking..da da da don don
AT MY LITTLE TWIG

Oh I got the Blues
Oh I got the Blues

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

:laugh: Wow, that made me laugh.

Shannon023

Must...release...anger...

Went to my sons game...da da da don don
not feeling so blue...da da da da don
then entered my home...da da da da don
and realized my stupid, no good, piece of crap, gonna beat the holy hell out of dog
had eaten my brand new shoes!

Oh I've got the blues...
Oh I've got the blues..

Got the no working out for me today, gonna hafta plop down another $75 blu hues.

Nom...Nom...Nom.....