singing the blues

SoupNazi

Must...release...anger...

Went to my sons game...da da da don don
not feeling so blue...da da da da don
then entered my home...da da da da don
and realized my stupid, no good, piece of crap, gonna beat the holy hell out of dog
had eaten my brand new shoes!

Oh I've got the blues...
Oh I've got the blues..

Got the no working out for me today, gonna hafta plop down another $75 blu hues.

Nom...Nom...Nom.....

Must you rehash my painful memories?!

:laugh:

fatsis

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

You must be kidding...da da da don don
If they think your lips are big...da da da don don
Then I want them looking..da da da don don
AT MY LITTLE TWIG

Oh I got the Blues
Oh I got the Blues

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

:laugh: Wow, that made me laugh.

Yea the old TMI shock value works everytime. :sad: :sad:

sgtinvincible

Well I got up this mornin' da da da don
and I felt really fiiiine! da da da don
I got in the shower da da da don
washed and made my privates shiine da da da don

I went into work da da da don
a smile on my face da da da don
my baby's comin from texas da da da don
in only two days da da da d

Oh I ain't got no bluueessss!!!!!
WEEEEELLLLL NOW!,
I got the 'ain't got no blues blues!'

I got the ain't got no blues blues! da da da da da da da da da da da dah!

Manda86

Well I got up this mornin' da da da don
and I felt really fiiiine! da da da don
I got in the shower da da da don
washed and made my privates shiine da da da don

I went into work da da da don
a smile on my face da da da don
my baby's comin from texas da da da don
in only two days da da da d

Oh I ain't got no bluueessss!!!!!
WEEEEELLLLL NOW!,
I got the 'ain't got no blues blues!'

I got the ain't got no blues blues! da da da da da da da da da da da dah!

*giggles*

I you.

:smooched:

ty_bradley01

Well I got up this mornin' da da da don
and I felt really fiiiine! da da da don
I got in the shower da da da don
washed and made my privates shiine da da da don

I went into work da da da don
a smile on my face da da da don
my baby's comin from texas da da da don
in only two days da da da d

Oh I ain't got no bluueessss!!!!!
WEEEEELLLLL NOW!,
I got the 'ain't got no blues blues!'

I got the ain't got no blues blues! da da da da da da da da da da da dah!

*giggles*

I you.

:smooched:

2 days huh?! WOW!!! I thought you weren't heading that way til July! haha. Have fun ya'll!

Manda86

2 days huh?! WOW!!! I thought you weren't heading that way til July! haha. Have fun ya'll!

errrmmmm....... let's just say I'm going to be representing the 828 soon...

:bigsmile:

ty_bradley01

2 days huh?! WOW!!! I thought you weren't heading that way til July! haha. Have fun ya'll!

errrmmmm....... let's just say I'm going to be representing the 828 soon...

:bigsmile:

NICE.....so you moving soon then?

fatsis

Well I got up this mornin' da da da don
and I felt really fiiiine! da da da don
I got in the shower da da da don
washed and made my privates shiine da da da don

I went into work da da da don
a smile on my face da da da don
my baby's comin from texas da da da don
in only two days da da da d

Oh I ain't got no bluueessss!!!!!
WEEEEELLLLL NOW!,
I got the 'ain't got no blues blues!'

I got the ain't got no blues blues! da da da da da da da da da da da dah!

Jeremy got up this morning da da don don
with lots of hope da da don don
He was washing his privates da da don don
WHICH DIDNT TAKE A LOT OF SOAP.

Manda86

Well I got up this mornin' da da da don
and I felt really fiiiine! da da da don
I got in the shower da da da don
washed and made my privates shiine da da da don

I went into work da da da don
a smile on my face da da da don
my baby's comin from texas da da da don
in only two days da da da d

Oh I ain't got no bluueessss!!!!!
WEEEEELLLLL NOW!,
I got the 'ain't got no blues blues!'

I got the ain't got no blues blues! da da da da da da da da da da da dah!

Jeremy got up this morning da da don don
with lots of hope da da don don
He was washing his privates da da don don
WHICH DIDNT TAKE A LOT OF SOAP.

:noway: :noway: :noway:

you WOULD know, wouldn't ya fatsis??

*shakes head sadly while looking at fatsis' pics*

I can't compete with those pythons..

kellch

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

You must be kidding...da da da don don
If they think your lips are big...da da da don don
Then I want them looking..da da da don don
AT MY LITTLE TWIG

Oh I got the Blues
Oh I got the Blues

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Holy Crap :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

fatsis

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

You must be kidding...da da da don don
If they think your lips are big...da da da don don
Then I want them looking..da da da don don
AT MY LITTLE TWIG

Oh I got the Blues
Oh I got the Blues

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Holy Crap :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I have no shame.

fatsis

Well I got up this mornin' da da da don
and I felt really fiiiine! da da da don
I got in the shower da da da don
washed and made my privates shiine da da da don

I went into work da da da don
a smile on my face da da da don
my baby's comin from texas da da da don
in only two days da da da d

Oh I ain't got no bluueessss!!!!!
WEEEEELLLLL NOW!,
I got the 'ain't got no blues blues!'

I got the ain't got no blues blues! da da da da da da da da da da da dah!

Jeremy got up this morning da da don don
with lots of hope da da don don
He was washing his privates da da don don
WHICH DIDNT TAKE A LOT OF SOAP.

:noway: :noway: :noway:

you WOULD know, wouldn't ya fatsis??

*shakes head sadly while looking at fatsis' pics*

I can't compete with those pythons..

*clears throat* who would know Manda?

PS thank goodness you did not say my boobs were bigger.

mholmes

I'm a beer girl dadada don don
the liquh makes me mean dadada don don
but since i'm cuttting cals dadada don don
I ain't got no more pals dadada don don

Oh I got the love drinkin beer but can't have it gotta switch the expensive $#!@ that makes me horny and mad blues I SAID I GOT THE LIQUH "DON'T TOUCH ME ", "Where ya going baby " bluuuueesss :explode:

Manda86

pffft... you haven't seen THESE puppies... you better get to exercising if you want to catch up anytime soon.. I heard this one works...

*squeezes hands together in front of body*

"I must, I must, I must increase my bust!!"

iluvsparkles

yay i love the thought of you being added to our lil 828 family.

whats better is that my wedding is set to be in Blowing rock..so maybe yall can come! (whenever it may be!)

fatsis

pffft... you haven't seen THESE puppies... you better get to exercising if you want to catch up anytime soon.. I heard this one works...

*squeezes hands together in front of body*

"I must, I must, I must increase my bust!!"

Um no I am trying to decrease. But thanks for the......tip.:bigsmile:

Manda86

I KNOW, Em, I'm psyched... we're gonna have to run sometime (as long as you don't mind that I'll be puffing and panting trying to keep up with ya)

Manda86

pffft... you haven't seen THESE puppies... you better get to exercising if you want to catch up anytime soon.. I heard this one works...

*squeezes hands together in front of body*

"I must, I must, I must increase my bust!!"

Um no I am trying to decrease. But thanks for the......tip.:bigsmile:

OOOOOOOHHHHH..... lol... it never helped me any, anyways... I rocked a training bra until damn near freshman year.. *sad*...

Sides, J's more of a butt man... You got a little junk in the trunk, fatsis? :laugh:

Manda86

sheez, what's with my puter today??

GravyGurl

Well I got up this mornin' da da da don
and I felt really fiiiine! da da da don
I got in the shower da da da don
washed and made my privates shiine da da da don

I went into work da da da don
a smile on my face da da da don
my baby's comin from texas da da da don
in only two days da da da d

Oh I ain't got no bluueessss!!!!!
WEEEEELLLLL NOW!,
I got the 'ain't got no blues blues!'

I got the ain't got no blues blues! da da da da da da da da da da da dah!

Jeremy got up this morning da da don don
with lots of hope da da don don
He was washing his privates da da don don
WHICH DIDNT TAKE A LOT OF SOAP.

:noway: :noway: :noway:

you WOULD know, wouldn't ya fatsis??

*shakes head sadly while looking at fatsis' pics*

I can't compete with those pythons..

*clears throat* who would know Manda?

PS thank goodness you did not say my boobs were bigger.

~perk~ Moobies

kellch

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

You must be kidding...da da da don don
If they think your lips are big...da da da don don
Then I want them looking..da da da don don
AT MY LITTLE TWIG

Oh I got the Blues
Oh I got the Blues

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Holy Crap :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I have no shame.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Whewwww....*wipes tears from face and catches breath* That one still has me laughin u guys!!!:laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker:

sgtinvincible

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

You must be kidding...da da da don don
If they think your lips are big...da da da don don
Then I want them looking..da da da don don
AT MY LITTLE TWIG

Oh I got the Blues
Oh I got the Blues

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Holy Crap :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I have no shame.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Whewwww....*wipes tears from face and catches breath* That one still has me laughin u guys!!!:laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker:

You aren't the first to laugh at it. You won't be the last. :bigsmile:

fatsis

Well I got up this mornin' da da da don
and I felt really fiiiine! da da da don
I got in the shower da da da don
washed and made my privates shiine da da da don

I went into work da da da don
a smile on my face da da da don
my baby's comin from texas da da da don
in only two days da da da d

Oh I ain't got no bluueessss!!!!!
WEEEEELLLLL NOW!,
I got the 'ain't got no blues blues!'

I got the ain't got no blues blues! da da da da da da da da da da da dah!

Jeremy got up this morning da da don don
with lots of hope da da don don
He was washing his privates da da don don
WHICH DIDNT TAKE A LOT OF SOAP.

:noway: :noway: :noway:

you WOULD know, wouldn't ya fatsis??

*shakes head sadly while looking at fatsis' pics*

I can't compete with those pythons..

*clears throat* who would know Manda?

PS thank goodness you did not say my boobs were bigger.

~perk~ Moobies

*smacks Gravygirls hand away*

"dont touch em....there sensitive today*

fatsis

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

You must be kidding...da da da don don
If they think your lips are big...da da da don don
Then I want them looking..da da da don don
AT MY LITTLE TWIG

Oh I got the Blues
Oh I got the Blues

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Holy Crap :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I have no shame.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Whewwww....*wipes tears from face and catches breath* That one still has me laughin u guys!!!:laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker:

You aren't the first to laugh at it. You won't be the last. :bigsmile:

Your mean today. Whats a matter did your date spring an air leak last night.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

richardwelch

rofl. funny thing is, we stopped going to KFC because they NEVER HAVE ANY CHICKEN!!!:noway:

*at the drive through

me: i'll have 2pc extra crispy and 2pc original
them: ok, that'll be about 15 minutes
me: uhhh, ok. why? its 6pm, dinner rush
them: we ran out of chicken and have to cook some more...

whaaaa????

oh well, i guess it was a good thing, 'cause i always got the mac and chee to go with it... talk about bad on bad....
but i got Diet coke! lol

sgtinvincible

I have been told....da da da don don
By a former friend.... da da da don don
I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
I guess that's the end.....

I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

You must be kidding...da da da don don
If they think your lips are big...da da da don don
Then I want them looking..da da da don don
AT MY LITTLE TWIG

Oh I got the Blues
Oh I got the Blues

I got the inadequate male equipment blues.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Holy Crap :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I have no shame.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Whewwww....*wipes tears from face and catches breath* That one still has me laughin u guys!!!:laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker:

You aren't the first to laugh at it. You won't be the last. :bigsmile:

Your mean today. Whats a matter did your date spring an air leak last night.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

MANDA!!!!! PHATSIS SAID YOU WERE INFLATABLE!!!! :sad: :sad: :sad:

GravyGurl

Well I got up this mornin' da da da don
and I felt really fiiiine! da da da don
I got in the shower da da da don
washed and made my privates shiine da da da don

I went into work da da da don
a smile on my face da da da don
my baby's comin from texas da da da don
in only two days da da da d

Oh I ain't got no bluueessss!!!!!
WEEEEELLLLL NOW!,
I got the 'ain't got no blues blues!'

I got the ain't got no blues blues! da da da da da da da da da da da dah!

Jeremy got up this morning da da don don
with lots of hope da da don don
He was washing his privates da da don don
WHICH DIDNT TAKE A LOT OF SOAP.

:noway: :noway: :noway:

you WOULD know, wouldn't ya fatsis??

*shakes head sadly while looking at fatsis' pics*

I can't compete with those pythons..

*clears throat* who would know Manda?

PS thank goodness you did not say my boobs were bigger.

~perk~ Moobies

*smacks Gravygirls hand away*

"dont touch em....there sensitive today*

OUCH!!! ~pouts~

That time of the month? I hear thats when they get sensitive.

~secretly plans on waiting until you go to sleep and then will get out the clothes pins~

we will see how sensitive they are then.

fatsis

Well I got up this mornin' da da da don
and I felt really fiiiine! da da da don
I got in the shower da da da don
washed and made my privates shiine da da da don

I went into work da da da don
a smile on my face da da da don
my baby's comin from texas da da da don
in only two days da da da d

Oh I ain't got no bluueessss!!!!!
WEEEEELLLLL NOW!,
I got the 'ain't got no blues blues!'

I got the ain't got no blues blues! da da da da da da da da da da da dah!

Jeremy got up this morning da da don don
with lots of hope da da don don
He was washing his privates da da don don
WHICH DIDNT TAKE A LOT OF SOAP.

:noway: :noway: :noway:

you WOULD know, wouldn't ya fatsis??

*shakes head sadly while looking at fatsis' pics*

I can't compete with those pythons..

*clears throat* who would know Manda?

PS thank goodness you did not say my boobs were bigger.

~perk~ Moobies

*smacks Gravygirls hand away*

"dont touch em....there sensitive today*

OUCH!!! ~pouts~

That time of the month? I hear thats when they get sensitive.

~secretly plans on waiting until you go to sleep and then will get out the clothes pins~

we will see how sensitive they are then.

*takes a dozen no-doze pills*

Manda86

You guys are feeling frisky today, yeah??

Tender moobs, clothespins... what's next?


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GravyGurl

Well I got up this mornin' da da da don
and I felt really fiiiine! da da da don
I got in the shower da da da don
washed and made my privates shiine da da da don

I went into work da da da don
a smile on my face da da da don
my baby's comin from texas da da da don
in only two days da da da d

Oh I ain't got no bluueessss!!!!!
WEEEEELLLLL NOW!,
I got the 'ain't got no blues blues!'

I got the ain't got no blues blues! da da da da da da da da da da da dah!

Jeremy got up this morning da da don don
with lots of hope da da don don
He was washing his privates da da don don
WHICH DIDNT TAKE A LOT OF SOAP.

:noway: :noway: :noway:

you WOULD know, wouldn't ya fatsis??

*shakes head sadly while looking at fatsis' pics*

I can't compete with those pythons..

*clears throat* who would know Manda?

PS thank goodness you did not say my boobs were bigger.

~perk~ Moobies

*smacks Gravygirls hand away*

"dont touch em....there sensitive today*

OUCH!!! ~pouts~

That time of the month? I hear thats when they get sensitive.

~secretly plans on waiting until you go to sleep and then will get out the clothes pins~

we will see how sensitive they are then.

*takes a dozen no-doze pills*

~snickers~