singing the blues

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  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    Since I have been on MFP..da da don don
    I have seen less of me...da da don don
    I have been doing the water tracker...da da don don
    NOW ALL I EVER DO IS PEE!!!

    Oh I got da blues
    Oh I got da blues

    I've got the peeing all the time because I'm drinking my water BLUES.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    Since I have been on MFP..da da don don
    I have seen less of me...da da don don
    I have been doing the water tracker...da da don don
    NOW ALL I EVER DO IS PEE!!!

    Oh I got da blues
    Oh I got da blues

    I've got the peeing all the time because I'm drinking my water BLUES.

    I've got those blues too!!!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    Been loading up on fiber.....da da da don don
    to keep my colon nice and clean..... da da da don don
    But it keeps be attached to my commode....da da da don don
    Oh, the blessings of the bean!...... da da da don don

    I've got the tummy nice and full but stuck in the bathroom blueeeesssssss!!!!!!!
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    Been loading up on fiber.....da da da don don
    to keep my colon nice and clean..... da da da don don
    But it keeps be attached to my commode....da da da don don
    Oh, the blessings of the bean!...... da da da don don

    I've got the tummy nice and full but stuck in the bathroom blueeeesssssss!!!!!!!

    Tami your funny..da da don don
    Sometimes your a nut...da da don don
    With all of that fiber...da da don don
    YOU NOW HAVE A RING AROUND YOUR BUTT.

    YOU GOT THE RING AROUND YOUR LITTLE BUTT BLUES

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Been loading up on fiber.....da da da don don
    to keep my colon nice and clean..... da da da don don
    But it keeps be attached to my commode....da da da don don
    Oh, the blessings of the bean!...... da da da don don

    I've got the tummy nice and full but stuck in the bathroom blueeeesssssss!!!!!!!

    Tami your funny..da da don don
    Sometimes your a nut...da da don don
    With all of that fiber...da da don don
    YOU NOW HAVE A RING AROUND YOUR BUTT.

    YOU GOT THE RING AROUND YOUR LITTLE BUTT BLUES

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    eeeewwwww.....but LMBO!!!!!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    Been loading up on fiber.....da da da don don
    to keep my colon nice and clean..... da da da don don
    But it keeps be attached to my commode....da da da don don
    Oh, the blessings of the bean!...... da da da don don

    I've got the tummy nice and full but stuck in the bathroom blueeeesssssss!!!!!!!

    Tami your funny..da da don don
    Sometimes your a nut...da da don don
    With all of that fiber...da da don don
    YOU NOW HAVE A RING AROUND YOUR BUTT.

    YOU GOT THE RING AROUND YOUR LITTLE BUTT BLUES

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    eeeewwwww.....but LMBO!!!!!

    LOL he's got it WAY wrong.................it's NOT a little butt!! :laugh: :laugh:

    But, that is pretty gross....YET funny!! Hey, I think that is what we at MFP are about!! :wink:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    Been loading up on fiber.....da da da don don
    to keep my colon nice and clean..... da da da don don
    But it keeps be attached to my commode....da da da don don
    Oh, the blessings of the bean!...... da da da don don

    I've got the tummy nice and full but stuck in the bathroom blueeeesssssss!!!!!!!

    Tami your funny..da da don don
    Sometimes your a nut...da da don don
    With all of that fiber...da da don don
    YOU NOW HAVE A RING AROUND YOUR BUTT.

    YOU GOT THE RING AROUND YOUR LITTLE BUTT BLUES

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    eeeewwwww.....but LMBO!!!!!

    LOL he's got it WAY wrong.................it's NOT a little butt!! :laugh: :laugh:

    But, that is pretty gross....YET funny!! Hey, I think that is what we at MFP are about!! :wink:

    Yea right 90lb loser.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    Been loading up on fiber.....da da da don don
    to keep my colon nice and clean..... da da da don don
    But it keeps be attached to my commode....da da da don don
    Oh, the blessings of the bean!...... da da da don don

    I've got the tummy nice and full but stuck in the bathroom blueeeesssssss!!!!!!!

    Tami your funny..da da don don
    Sometimes your a nut...da da don don
    With all of that fiber...da da don don
    YOU NOW HAVE A RING AROUND YOUR BUTT.

    YOU GOT THE RING AROUND YOUR LITTLE BUTT BLUES

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    eeeewwwww.....but LMBO!!!!!

    LOL he's got it WAY wrong.................it's NOT a little butt!! :laugh: :laugh:

    But, that is pretty gross....YET funny!! Hey, I think that is what we at MFP are about!! :wink:

    Yea right 90lb loser.

    Well, I still have weight to lose as crazy as that is!! I looked like the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man!! :wink: :laugh:
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
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    since my baby left me.... da da don don
    can't eat or sleep, don't try da da don don
    until I'm in NC da da don don
    all I can do is cry da da don don

    I got the bluuuuuuueessss....

    the 1300 miles away from my boyfriend bluuuuuuuuuuues!!
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
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    LMAO!!! ok here goes *especially love ur's tam, u have beautiful lips!* lol

    I need to tell ya da da da da don
    I got the bluessss da da da da don
    I got the not enough money coming in, need new clothes cause everything's fallin' off of me blues! dadadadadon!

    I told my hubby da da da da don
    The world can seeee da da da da don
    My undies! OH it's both-er-ing me! I got the blues!
    OOOOOH! I got the not enough money coming in, need new clothes cause everything's fallin' off of me blues! dadadadadon!
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
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    made a mistake last nite dun duna du du
    with my bikinis i had a fight dun duna du du

    i shoulda known better than that....dun duna du du
    i got the blueeess from my bra fat......



    oooh i got the trying on my bikinis just to see if i can fit into them better but not yet really blueeeeesssss
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    made a mistake last nite dun duna du du
    with my bikinis i had a fight dun duna du du

    i shoulda known better than that....dun duna du du
    i got the blueeess from my bra fat......



    oooh i got the trying on my bikinis just to see if i can fit into them better but not yet really blueeeeesssss

    Don't wear that tight Bikini da da don don
    That would really be rude da da don don
    By the way Emily Baby da da don don
    THE BEACH YOU ARE GOING TO IS NUDE.

    Oh she got the blues
    oh she got da blues

    She got the bikini dont fit but we still think shes hot blues.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    LMAO!!! ok here goes *especially love ur's tam, u have beautiful lips!* lol

    I need to tell ya da da da da don
    I got the bluessss da da da da don
    I got the not enough money coming in, need new clothes cause everything's fallin' off of me blues! dadadadadon!

    I told my hubby da da da da don
    The world can seeee da da da da don
    My undies! OH it's both-er-ing me! I got the blues!
    OOOOOH! I got the not enough money coming in, need new clothes cause everything's fallin' off of me blues! dadadadadon!

    Lauren honey da da don don
    Dont feel so bad da da don don
    Your pouting picture da da don don
    IS SEXY AND DRIVES ME MAD

    Oh I got the blues
    Oh I got da blues

    I've got the Lauren looks sexy in her new hair blues. :bigsmile:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    Must...release...anger...

    Went to my sons game...da da da don don
    not feeling so blue...da da da da don
    then entered my home...da da da da don
    and realized my stupid, no good, piece of crap, gonna beat the holy hell out of dog
    had eaten my brand new shoes!

    Oh I've got the blues...
    Oh I've got the blues..

    Got the no working out for me today, gonna hafta plop down another $75 blu hues.
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
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    Must...release...anger...

    Went to my sons game...da da da don don
    not feeling so blue...da da da da don
    then entered my home...da da da da don
    and realized my stupid, no good, piece of crap, gonna beat the holy hell out of dog
    had eaten my brand new shoes!

    Oh I've got the blues...
    Oh I've got the blues..

    Got the no working out for me today, gonna hafta plop down another $75 blu hues.

    give me time I going blank soup. Your beauty distracts me.
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    made a mistake last nite dun duna du du
    with my bikinis i had a fight dun duna du du

    i shoulda known better than that....dun duna du du
    i got the blueeess from my bra fat......



    oooh i got the trying on my bikinis just to see if i can fit into them better but not yet really blueeeeesssss

    Don't wear that tight Bikini da da don don
    That would really be rude da da don don
    By the way Emily Baby da da don don
    THE BEACH YOU ARE GOING TO IS NUDE.

    Oh she got the blues
    oh she got da blues

    She got the bikini dont fit but we still think shes hot blues.


    ROFL
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    LMAO!!! ok here goes *especially love ur's tam, u have beautiful lips!* lol

    I need to tell ya da da da da don
    I got the bluessss da da da da don
    I got the not enough money coming in, need new clothes cause everything's fallin' off of me blues! dadadadadon!

    I told my hubby da da da da don
    The world can seeee da da da da don
    My undies! OH it's both-er-ing me! I got the blues!
    OOOOOH! I got the not enough money coming in, need new clothes cause everything's fallin' off of me blues! dadadadadon!

    Lauren honey da da don don
    Dont feel so bad da da don don
    Your pouting picture da da don don
    IS SEXY AND DRIVES ME MAD

    Oh I got the blues
    Oh I got da blues

    I've got the Lauren looks sexy in her new hair blues. :bigsmile:


    Might have to duet this one, you aren't the only one that feels that way Phat. *rar!*
  • DETERMINED2Drop
    DETERMINED2Drop Posts: 285 Member
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    I have been told....da da da don don
    By a former friend.... da da da don don
    I have a bigggg LIP... da da da don don
    I guess that's the end.....

    I got the BIG LIP BLUEEEESSSS
    Oh, I GOT THEEE BLUEEESSSSS!!!!

    Th big lip bluessssssssssssss

    You must be kidding...da da da don don
    If they think your lips are big...da da da don don
    Then I want them looking..da da da don don
    AT MY LITTLE TWIG

    Oh I got the Blues
    Oh I got the Blues

    I got the inadequate male equipment blues.



    :laugh: Wow, that made me laugh.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Must...release...anger...

    Went to my sons game...da da da don don
    not feeling so blue...da da da da don
    then entered my home...da da da da don
    and realized my stupid, no good, piece of crap, gonna beat the holy hell out of dog
    had eaten my brand new shoes!

    Oh I've got the blues...
    Oh I've got the blues..

    Got the no working out for me today, gonna hafta plop down another $75 blu hues.

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    Nom...Nom...Nom.....:tongue: