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Gutter Gang - Worst Dates
Shannon023
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What was the worst date you ever went on?
I forget why I was driving, but my (emotionally stunted) date thought it was hilarious to mess with my car when I was driving. He'd reach over & honk the horn, mess up my radio stations, flip the wipers on, etc.
Him
> :laugh:
Me
> :explode:
I'm sure I'll think of more. :laugh:
Yours???
I forget why I was driving, but my (emotionally stunted) date thought it was hilarious to mess with my car when I was driving. He'd reach over & honk the horn, mess up my radio stations, flip the wipers on, etc.
Him
> :laugh:
Me
> :explode:
I'm sure I'll think of more. :laugh:
Yours???
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What was the worst date you ever went on?
I forget why I was driving, but my (emotionally stunted) date thought it was hilarious to mess with my car when I was driving. He'd reach over & honk the horn, mess up my radio stations, flip the wipers on, etc.
Him
> :laugh:
Me
> :explode:
I'm sure I'll think of more. :laugh:
Yours???0 -
I HATE first dates.
I went out with this guy one time that took me to an *okay* restaurant, and then felt the need to comment SEVERAL times that I was 'allowed to order anything I wanted, no matter how much it costs', the conversation was so stilted, I was embarrassed FOR him... and then when the food came, we sat in silence for an HOUR, only breaking it for me to inform him that he had some greenery in his teefus...
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HA.. Me and MY (EX) Bf... were at dinner at Outback, We started off really well but they didn;t have his beer, so he threw a fit, watned to go home and I said no. Im hungary, OF course your Hungary YOUR FAT. I started to cry in the middle of resturant, he walked home and left me with the bill to pay.... :explode:0
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HA.. Me and MY (EX) Bf... were at dinner at Outback, We started off really well but they didn;t have his beer, so he threw a fit, watned to go home and I said no. Im hungary, OF course your Hungary YOUR FAT. I started to cry in the middle of resturant, he walked home and left me with the bill to pay.... :explode:
wow, thank goodness you missed the boat with that one ehh0 -
I was 21, met a 30+ man on match.com. We had a great stream of convos on email. Met for dinner and he puts his foot.on.my.chair. Just met the guy! I try to send a hint by moving my chair back. He moves closer. I got up and left. :mad: Talk about invasion of space!
lessee.....I've had a LOT of bad dates....
I'm sure I'll remember one soon....
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HA.. Me and MY (EX) Bf... were at dinner at Outback, We started off really well but they didn;t have his beer, so he threw a fit, watned to go home and I said no. Im hungary, OF course your Hungary YOUR FAT. I started to cry in the middle of resturant, he walked home and left me with the bill to pay.... :explode:
What a (can't say that...or that) CREEP!!!
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Ughhhh I have many...lol
I met a guy from online years ago, I was like 18..all he wanted to do was have sex! I didn't of course, but it was awful...I thought we'd go to dinner and hang out or something, but nope, he picked me up at my mom's house and wanted to just go parking...ugh, I wanted to slap him, but I told him I was on my period lmao and to bring me back home!
Another horrible date...I was out with a guy and he drank sooo much that by the time we got to my brother's house he was throwing up everywhere
Then there was the time that I took a b/f to my brother's house and my brother proceeded to beat the crap out of him and try to gouge his eyes out with his thumbs...NIIIIICE
I have more...I'll think lol!0 -
After my divorce from my exAhole, my brother just haaaaad to set me up with one of friends. I really did not want to go, but did anyway because the guy seemed really nice.
I didn't want to make it an "official" date, so I just told him I would meet him somewhere. We met at this dive bar (that he picked out) and I get there and all he does is compliment me for atleast the first 20 min, saying I'm so pretty blah blah blah. The last thing he said is how good I smelled. OVER AND OVER.......I politely said thanks ....(again) and then all of a sudden I am in udder shock. He freakin licks my face. Telling me I smelled good enough to eat. YAK !
Needless to say, I was outta there.0 -
I was living in LA at the time and went on a date with a guy I met on line and we met at a bar (bad sign) He was already a little drunk and we began talking about our hobbies. He began telling me about how he uses all his extra money for weapons training in the woods- like pretend invasion kinda stuff. Then he said that he started buying a lot of weapons. I seriously thought he was kidding He wasnt. He ended up telling me how lucky I was to know him now because when the LA riots happen again he will take out his weapons onto his roof and protect me. I left the date early and at the time had a hard time saying no and hurting anyone's feelings. He wanted to walk me to my car and then begged me to kiss him goodnight so I gave him a quick peck, got in the car, locked the doors and drove away while putting sanitizer on my lips. It was the last date of course.
I have more stories than that too- LA was a crazy place to try and date on line.0 -
lol...oh man I have a doozy....
It was like a second date w/ this "guy", I was like 21...and so we go to a local Chinese food restaurant...and I walk ahead to be seated and all the sudden I hear him screaming at someone...I turn around and he's got his hand on some other guy's shirt like he's going to pull him up and asking him if he likes what he sees huh huh! and the waiters are all trying to break it up and I'm in shock....
he (we) got escorted out it was sooo embarrassing and I was still not sure what happened?!...he got tossed on his *kitten* actually lol...and when I asked wth??? he said that guy was checking you out while you walked by:huh: ............ah needless to say that was the last date w/ psycho boy! lol...worst part about it....I was soooo in the mood for an eggroll I still remember being more mad about not getting my Chinese on! LMBO...:laugh: AND thankfully I drove that night...drop off and screeeeeech on outta there! lol
hugs!
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After my divorce from my exAhole, my brother just haaaaad to set me up with one of friends. I really did not want to go, but did anyway because the guy seemed really nice.
I didn't want to make it an "official" date, so I just told him I would meet him somewhere. We met at this dive bar (that he picked out) and I get there and all he does is compliment me for atleast the first 20 min, saying I'm so pretty blah blah blah. The last thing he said is how good I smelled. OVER AND OVER.......I politely said thanks ....(again) and then all of a sudden I am in udder shock. He freakin licks my face. Telling me I smelled good enough to eat. YAK !
Needless to say, I was outta there.
What the hell??? :laugh: Eeewwwwww....0 -
lmao...he licked u?! oh man that is baaaad0
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After my divorce from my exAhole, my brother just haaaaad to set me up with one of friends. I really did not want to go, but did anyway because the guy seemed really nice.
I didn't want to make it an "official" date, so I just told him I would meet him somewhere. We met at this dive bar (that he picked out) and I get there and all he does is compliment me for atleast the first 20 min, saying I'm so pretty blah blah blah. The last thing he said is how good I smelled. OVER AND OVER.......I politely said thanks ....(again) and then all of a sudden I am in udder shock. He freakin licks my face. Telling me I smelled good enough to eat. YAK !
Needless to say, I was outta there.
What the hell??? :laugh: Eeewwwwww....
I think this one wins so far I double ewwwwwwwwwww lmbo0 -
lol...oh man I have a doozy....
It was like a second date w/ this "guy", I was like 21...and so we go to a local Chinese food restaurant...and I walk ahead to be seated and all the sudden I hear him screaming at someone...I turn around and he's got his hand on some other guy's shirt like he's going to pull him up and asking him if he likes what he sees huh huh! and the waiters are all trying to break it up and I'm in shock....
he (we) got escorted out it was sooo embarrassing and I was still not sure what happened?!...he got tossed on his *kitten* actually lol...and when I asked wth??? he said that guy was checking you out while you walked by:huh: ............ah needless to say that was the last date w/ psycho boy! lol...worst part about it....I was soooo in the mood for an eggroll I still remember being more mad about not getting my Chinese on! LMBO...:laugh: AND thankfully I drove that night...drop off and screeeeeech on outta there! lol
hugs!
Ali
So that's what it feels like to be a vixen, huh?
OMG..these are too funny! I didn't know people like these actually existed!:noway: :laugh:0 -
lmao ALI! That is awful! He must have reallly really liked you lol0
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I went to a concert with this guy that I had met and had a drunken make-out session with (it was our attempt at actually getting to know each other) and while we were outside the bar talking, we had a security guard come and get us and tell us we were kicked out because his friends had beaten up a guy. How embarrassing. But wait, it gets better! Everyone that he was with was SO drunk that I had to drive their car around St. Louis (where I don't live and am not familiar with) trying to find their house, which they weren't really sure where it was. Needless to say, we ran out of gas on the interstate. So we stopped. The cops pulled up to see what was wrong, and my date and his friend ran into the woods by the side of the road. I didn't understand why, but I just left it alone. I told the cops I was sober and driving and we were waiting on someone to bring us some gas. My date and his friend came back out after the cops left and I asked why they ran away. "Well, we both have warrants out." :huh: :noway: (By the way, I am NOT the kind of girl that dates people like this, this was the most bizarre, twisted, backwards night of my life) But I eventually found their house. I learned on the way that this guy was a) still married to a stripper who was on meth, b) had two kids, c) was living in his brother's basement, and d) didn't have a driver's license and used a skateboard (the man was 30) to get anywhere he needed to go, which was usually to the gas station to buy beer. I took a taxi to my car and drove as fast as I could to get home and away from the craziness.
Sorry that was so long, that was just a really bizarre date.0 -
Yeah he licked me........for what seemed like an eternity. I'll tell you what, that was the LAST time I ever wore "Pear" from Victoria Secrets!
BTW, I told my brother about it and he was horrified. He was like, are you sure he licked you.....I gave him the stare like, what do you think, I don't know what a lick is?0 -
lmao ALI! That is awful! He must have reallly really liked you lol
or he was just a pyscho....I'm thinking it was more that...
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lol...oh man I have a doozy....
It was like a second date w/ this "guy", I was like 21...and so we go to a local Chinese food restaurant...and I walk ahead to be seated and all the sudden I hear him screaming at someone...I turn around and he's got his hand on some other guy's shirt like he's going to pull him up and asking him if he likes what he sees huh huh! and the waiters are all trying to break it up and I'm in shock....
he (we) got escorted out it was sooo embarrassing and I was still not sure what happened?!...he got tossed on his *kitten* actually lol...and when I asked wth??? he said that guy was checking you out while you walked by:huh: ............ah needless to say that was the last date w/ psycho boy! lol...worst part about it....I was soooo in the mood for an eggroll I still remember being more mad about not getting my Chinese on! LMBO...:laugh: AND thankfully I drove that night...drop off and screeeeeech on outta there! lol
hugs!
Ali
:laugh:
Yiiiikes!! He probably thought he was impressing you with his "manliness".
Another~ I'd been dating a guy for awhile that I really liked & we were (eh-hem) relaxing in his room when the phone rings. He leaves the room to take the call & when he comes back I ask him who that was.
"My girlfriend, she's coming back to town next week & she was giving me her flight information."
:noway: :noway: :noway:
I was :sad: :sad: driving home.0 -
I went to a concert with this guy that I had met and had a drunken make-out session with (it was our attempt at actually getting to know each other) and while we were outside the bar talking, we had a security guard come and get us and tell us we were kicked out because his friends had beaten up a guy. How embarrassing. But wait, it gets better! Everyone that he was with was SO drunk that I had to drive their car around St. Louis (where I don't live and am not familiar with) trying to find their house, which they weren't really sure where it was. Needless to say, we ran out of gas on the interstate. So we stopped. The cops pulled up to see what was wrong, and my date and his friend ran into the woods by the side of the road. I didn't understand why, but I just left it alone. I told the cops I was sober and driving and we were waiting on someone to bring us some gas. My date and his friend came back out after the cops left and I asked why they ran away. "Well, we both have warrants out." :huh: :noway: (By the way, I am NOT the kind of girl that dates people like this, this was the most bizarre, twisted, backwards night of my life) But I eventually found their house. I learned on the way that this guy was a) still married to a stripper who was on meth, b) had two kids, c) was living in his brother's basement, and d) didn't have a driver's license and used a skateboard (the man was 30) to get anywhere he needed to go, which was usually to the gas station to buy beer. I took a taxi to my car and drove as fast as I could to get home and away from the craziness.
Sorry that was so long, that was just a really bizarre date.
Holy Hell!! This has to be the winner!0 -
Oh, I forgot to add that the 2 kids was actually phrased, "I have two kids, maybe three, but the paternity test hasn't come back yet. She can't prove I'm the father."0
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Yiiiikes!! He probably thought he was impressing you with his "manliness".
Another~ I'd been dating a guy for awhile that I really liked & we were (eh-hem) relaxing in his room when the phone rings. He leaves the room to take the call & when he comes back I ask him who that was.
"My girlfriend, she's coming back to town next week & she was giving me her flight information."
:noway: :noway: :noway:
I was :sad: :sad: driving home.
Ohh man......what a
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I've been married for over 15 years and with my high school sweetheart for over 19 years...So I'm going to have to dust off my brain!
Hokay, before we were married, my DH took me skiing in Tahoe. He is a great skier, I was not. He kept pushing me to go to the top of the mountain, which I was NOT interested in at all. somewhere during one of my fearful attempts, I ended up falling when he was pressuring me to go down one of the slopes, destroyed my knee and ended up in a knee brace through part of my cheer leading season!
His goal was to get me to the top of the mountain to give me a promise ring. Errr...So whose friggin fault is that? :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Ughhhh I have many...lol
I met a guy from online years ago, I was like 18..all he wanted to do was have sex! I didn't of course, but it was awful...I thought we'd go to dinner and hang out or something, but nope, he picked me up at my mom's house and wanted to just go parking...ugh, I wanted to slap him, but I told him I was on my period lmao and to bring me back home!
Another horrible date...I was out with a guy and he drank sooo much that by the time we got to my brother's house he was throwing up everywhere
Then there was the time that I took a b/f to my brother's house and my brother proceeded to beat the crap out of him and try to gouge his eyes out with his thumbs...NIIIIICE
I have more...I'll think lol!
lmbo parking! lol what a load he was....poor lauren...hugs and good thinking boo!0 -
I went to shoot pool and have a few drinks with this guy... and we ended up drinking a bit more than we should. But anyway... while we are throwing darts he decides it's cool to start going through my purse! Say what??? And then he starts trying to text my friends from my cell phone at 1:30 in the morning on a work night. Privacy!!!!! Needless to say, me, my purse and my phone left.0
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So many bad dates I will have to think about which one was the worse....0
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OMG Ya'll are TOTALLY cracking me up between dishes and laundry! WHAT A RIOT! Someone got licked? Someone drove two convicts home? YIKES!
I had one guy threaten me...On a date he told me that if I didn't sleep with him, he'd
"tell everyone I was a tease."
I replied, "Go ahead."
His friends heard about it and thought I was a riot! LOL The turd!0 -
Sorry ladies,
these are all unfortunate and slightly humorous.
I, of course, am a perfect gentleman though. :flowerforyou: :bigsmile:0 -
This is an awesome thread!!! Makes ya realize you might not be the only freak magnet out there.. :grumble:0
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I have two short ones, I was working for a private transport company as an EMT at the time. (basically I was an ambulance driver, no 911, nothing exciting)
1) I was talked into going on a date with this "super nice guy" by a friend of mine. I flat out told her I wasn't interested and she told him I was. So of course he starts coming by where I work saying he won't stop till I say yes. I go and we drive into town for dinner and a movie. We're stopped at a red light about three miles from the movie theater and an ambulance starts to come up behind. Well everyone pulls over to let them pass, and this guy guns it and pulls in right behind them. I'm screaming "What the H-E-double hockey sticks are you DOING?" And he looks me dead in the eye and says just as calmly as you please...."Now we don't have to wait for traffic..." I demanded he take me home right then.
2) This cute clerk at one of the ER's in the town where I work asked if he could come and hang out with us at the station when we weren't busy. I said sure, thinking at least my partner would be with me if this guy was creepy. He called one night and it had been real quiet so I told him to drop by. He came with a friend and we were all hanging out infront of the station talking casually. His friend looks at his watch and says..."We're going to have to leave soon" and the guy goes "Yeah you're right." This guy had been very charming and I was feelin kind of bummed so I said "Do you really have to?" And he goes ..."Yeah...I'm sorry. My wife has my daughter and if I don't get home soon I'll be in big trouble.." I stood there in shock not knowing what to say and he says ...."Sooo....any chance I could get a goodnight kiss?" I was like...."Do you hear that....I think....Yes ...I hear the pagers going off...we have a call I have to go....BYE"0
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