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Gutter Gang - Worst Dates
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SORRY you guys are such losers....
dating weirdos...
:laugh:
Just Kidding...
but really ive never had a bad date...
cept this guy....nevermind :happy:0 -
1. Out on first date with a former co-worker, I had already taken a job at another company by then.
While working with him we would talk to eachother in passing, he seemed pretty normal. Boy was I
wrong. First date at an Italian restaurant he feels the need to tell me I shouldn't be eating carbs, he
picked the place to eat! I made it just through the first drinks, when he asked if he's gonna be getting
lucky afterwards since he was paying for dinner. Needless to say I left before the food came, the
next day he calls telling me he's in love with me. What the heck! :noway:0 -
First and last date; took me to Denny's for dinner (that was okay, he didn't have very much moulah) then to his house to meet his mother and see his gun and knife collection............0
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The WORST date I was on involved meeting a guy for supper @ a pub
and he just bragged the entire time about how *tough* he and his family were...how they'd beat up anyone any time....*oh baby* =o/
He was SOOO lame and didn't even realize it. =o/
lol
Ask about the best dates because I married mine!!
hee hee hee.. I read your mind... lmao0 -
1. Out on first date with a former co-worker, I had already taken a job at another company by then.
While working with him we would talk to eachother in passing, he seemed pretty normal. Boy was I
wrong. First date at an Italian restaurant he feels the need to tell me I shouldn't be eating carbs, he
picked the place to eat! I made it just through the first drinks, when he asked if he's gonna be getting
lucky afterwards since he was paying for dinner. Needless to say I left before the food came, the
next day he calls telling me he's in love with me. What the heck! :noway:
Maybe he just wanted to help you burn off those carbs you shouldn't have been eating. :laugh:0 -
I met this guy at a party and we exchanged numbers and started texting back and forth and calling for a few weeks. He had been asking me out but I wanted to know him alittle better before going out alone with him. Finally I agreed and he took me to this super nice place in Tahoe (the Chart House for those that know where that is....amazing fresh fish!) anyway, he ordered expensive wine, a huge entree, soup, salad, desert, I was thoroughly impressed. Then the bill came and wouldnt you know it- he had no money. Not even an excuse like "i forgot my wallet", just flat out said he had no money!!! The bill was nearly $160+ tip! I asked if he could atleast split it, and he said no, he thought I was paying!! HE ASKED ME OUT, and I said yes!!! HE DROVE US TO THE RESTAURANT, HE PICKED IT OUT, HE ORDERED EVERYTHING!.....needless to say I payed it, and I lost his number too
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super nice place in Tahoe (the Chart House for those that know where that is....amazing fresh fish!)
Hey, I've eaten there!0 -
I went out with this guy once that I met online and it started out normal. We met in a touristy area of town and he brought me a bouquet of my favorite flowers so I could identify him. We decided to go to a movie and that is where it started to get weird. As soon as the movie started he started trying to get his hand up my skirt to touch my leg. I was wearing a long skirt with a split in the back so he couldn't get very far. Eventually he gave up on that and then spent the rest of the movie running his hand up and down my arm, up under the sleave of my sweater. Me being young and inexperienced agreed to go for a drink after the movie, where he kept telling me that we should get a bottle of wine and go to the beach. I turned him down and ended the evening. He walked me to the bus stop and then told me that he was going to go home and get his car and if I was still there he would drive me home. Needless to say as soon as he turned the corner I started walking up the street. I walked 3 or 4 bus stops up the street and waited there. He aparently drove around and eventually found me and insisted on driving me home. I got into the car (silly, stupid me) and had him drop me off a couple blocks from my actual house. Then came the good night kiss... The fact that I was pulling away and trying to open the door didn't stop him.... I finally managed to get the door open but not before he managed to place a wet slobbery kiss on me. :noway:
The first thing I did when I got home was wash my hands and delete him from my online contacts! This actually didn't scare me away from online dating, I met my wonderful BF of 3 years online a couple years later.0 -
super nice place in Tahoe (the Chart House for those that know where that is....amazing fresh fish!)
Hey, I've eaten there!
in Lake Tahoe? Or elsewhere? I know there is a few around- I think every place has different specialties.....mmmm...its fabulous0 -
super nice place in Tahoe (the Chart House for those that know where that is....amazing fresh fish!)
Hey, I've eaten there!
in Lake Tahoe? Or elsewhere? I know there is a few around- I think every place has different specialties.....mmmm...its fabulous
Tahoe! One of my best friends is an instructor at Heavenly. Does the 'Water Wheel' still have all you can eat sushi? Good lord that was a fantastic night.....mmmm....sushi.....0 -
Maybe he just wanted to help you burn off those carbs you shouldn't have been eating. :laugh:
How thoughtful of him. lol
Another good one.
This guy was a winner! We were on our 3rd date he calls me the night before to let me know what time he'll pick me up. The next night he never comes by or calls. Turns out he was cheating on my with my now ex-best friend. He still calls me wanting to get back together 4 years later.0 -
super nice place in Tahoe (the Chart House for those that know where that is....amazing fresh fish!)
Hey, I've eaten there!
in Lake Tahoe? Or elsewhere? I know there is a few around- I think every place has different specialties.....mmmm...its fabulous
Tahoe! One of my best friends is an instructor at Heavenly. Does the 'Water Wheel' still have all you can eat sushi? Good lord that was a fantastic night.....mmmm....sushi.....
Water Wheel is outta business....wait is there one in Tahoe?? The Water Wheel in Carson went outta business, maybe they're in Tahoe now? I dont think so but maybe, I live in Carson so Tahoe is 15 minutes away!0 -
super nice place in Tahoe (the Chart House for those that know where that is....amazing fresh fish!)
Hey, I've eaten there!
in Lake Tahoe? Or elsewhere? I know there is a few around- I think every place has different specialties.....mmmm...its fabulous
Last time I ate at water wheel it was around 2002 or 2003, all I remember was all you can eat Sushi for 20 bucks...and it was flippin' GOOD. lol
Tahoe! One of my best friends is an instructor at Heavenly. Does the 'Water Wheel' still have all you can eat sushi? Good lord that was a fantastic night.....mmmm....sushi.....
Water Wheel is outta business....wait is there one in Tahoe?? The Water Wheel in Carson went outta business, maybe they're in Tahoe now? I dont think so but maybe, I live in Carson so Tahoe is 15 minutes away!0 -
Okay, where to begin.....just moved from New York to Arkansas to go back to college. My roommate decides she needs to fix me up with this guy she met but who wasn't her type. So five of us decide we need to drive 35 miles to go somewhere to drink (oh the joys of dry counties). We end up at a chain pizza place and since I'm the only one legal drinking age I look like the consumate alcoholic as I am ordering several pitchers at a time. Now the guy I am with spends the entire night talking to my roommate and ignoring me. On the way home I get picked to be the DD since I appear to be the most sober. On the way back I have to stop about every five minutes to let the guys out to pee, first stop one of them leans on a building and sets off the burglar alarm (good thing I grew up driving in New York), so i slam it into reverse and take off leaving two of them there. Yes, I did go back and get them but only after being sure no police were in the area. Next pee stop, one falls out of the car and basically lays on the ground like a turtle on its back. Final stop to pee, mind you we are about 5 minutes away from the dorms but of course they can't hold it, the lake which clearly has signs saying it closes at 11 pm and by now its probably 1 am. Police follow us in and there is no easy way to turn around so I must stop, and since the blue lights and sirens are now on I feel it's probably best. Police approach car and ask us to step out, police search car and find several open containers of beer and several open fifths of vodka and gin. Police then demand to know who has been drinking....finally one of the guys who looked old enough to drink takes responsibility and gets ticket for open container. So now I'm thinking okay we can just head on down the road and everything will be okay but nooooo......officer decides he wants to look in the trunk and my "date" whose car it is throws himself across the trunk and drunkenly slurs out "you have to tell me what you're looking for". Officer throws back his head and laughs and says "No I don't son, out of the way". At this point I'm thinking okay what does this psycho have in the trunk......guns, booze, dead bodies???? Drunken fool then proceeds to attempt to get the keys from me so that I can't comply with the nice officers request, thereby forcing me to ram my knee into the back of his leg so that he will fall down. Anyway, there was nothing in the trunk but a spare tire so we leave with several warnings and tickets. Drive drunk date and his friends to my dorm and get out running. Drunk date somehow manages to get into a wreck just driving across the parking lot. Now for the kicker......I married him and have had the happiest 25 years with him. :laugh:
:laugh: Too funny!!0 -
First date with this guy, blind date at that and right after we ordered dinner he said the following:
"You have great tits! I bet you have amazing nipples, can I see them? WIll you show them to me later? Describe them to me!"
I was so shocked all I could do it flag down the waitress and get another drink. I made it through dinner just ignoring what he said entirely and then as we were leaving we were in the parking lot and he asked if he could see my boobs. Yeah.... no. I asked him not to call me again and left. Made sure not to go straight home so he would know where I lived.0 -
Okay, where to begin.....just moved from New York to Arkansas to go back to college. My roommate decides she needs to fix me up with this guy she met but who wasn't her type. So five of us decide we need to drive 35 miles to go somewhere to drink (oh the joys of dry counties). We end up at a chain pizza place and since I'm the only one legal drinking age I look like the consumate alcoholic as I am ordering several pitchers at a time. Now the guy I am with spends the entire night talking to my roommate and ignoring me. On the way home I get picked to be the DD since I appear to be the most sober. On the way back I have to stop about every five minutes to let the guys out to pee, first stop one of them leans on a building and sets off the burglar alarm (good thing I grew up driving in New York), so i slam it into reverse and take off leaving two of them there. Yes, I did go back and get them but only after being sure no police were in the area. Next pee stop, one falls out of the car and basically lays on the ground like a turtle on its back. Final stop to pee, mind you we are about 5 minutes away from the dorms but of course they can't hold it, the lake which clearly has signs saying it closes at 11 pm and by now its probably 1 am. Police follow us in and there is no easy way to turn around so I must stop, and since the blue lights and sirens are now on I feel it's probably best. Police approach car and ask us to step out, police search car and find several open containers of beer and several open fifths of vodka and gin. Police then demand to know who has been drinking....finally one of the guys who looked old enough to drink takes responsibility and gets ticket for open container. So now I'm thinking okay we can just head on down the road and everything will be okay but nooooo......officer decides he wants to look in the trunk and my "date" whose car it is throws himself across the trunk and drunkenly slurs out "you have to tell me what you're looking for". Officer throws back his head and laughs and says "No I don't son, out of the way". At this point I'm thinking okay what does this psycho have in the trunk......guns, booze, dead bodies???? Drunken fool then proceeds to attempt to get the keys from me so that I can't comply with the nice officers request, thereby forcing me to ram my knee into the back of his leg so that he will fall down. Anyway, there was nothing in the trunk but a spare tire so we leave with several warnings and tickets. Drive drunk date and his friends to my dorm and get out running. Drunk date somehow manages to get into a wreck just driving across the parking lot. Now for the kicker......I married him and have had the happiest 25 years with him. :laugh:
:laugh: Too funny!!
Good Lord!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
One girl seemed really nice until she decided to inform me of the evils of tattoos and when I showed her I had them, she acted like she was on a date with the devil himself.
I kid you not, I once had a date where the guy I was having dinner with saw my tattoo (left breast) and decided to give me a lecture about how breasts are beautiful and I had no right to ruin them by getting a tattoo. And then he had the nerve to ask to see me again? Um, didn't I ruin my body? Whatever.0 -
I was on a second or third date with this complete dud. (you know the one that bores the hell out of you but you hope that maybe it was just nerves?) We were on our way to a movie and we were talking cars. I acciedently say Honda makes the Accura (I meant Accord!!!) And he literally starts yelling that they are two seperate entities! And then has the damn nerve to try and get touchy feely on me. Ugh. :mad:
O! Another guy.....I had tried to set up a date with him and we were all set to go to a resturant when he comes up with the "my car broke down, let's have it at my house" way down in the freaking boon-docks. I was like, no, thank you. A month later he texts me and mentions how hiking is fun. I agree. He takes it as I want to go on a FIRST date with a man I have never met up into the mountains. I flat out tell him I'm not comfortable with that. He actually calls me up and starts screaming into the phone telling me what an @$# I am and how dare I commit to a date and back out! He kept sending mean and hurtful texts until I finally blocked his number. Goodness!!!0 -
First and last date; took me to Denny's for dinner (that was okay, he didn't have very much moulah) then to his house to meet his mother and see his gun and knife collection............
and you didn't find that charming beth???? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: wonder if he had a freezer in that room too...yikes!!!0 -
HA.. Me and MY (EX) Bf... were at dinner at Outback, We started off really well but they didn;t have his beer, so he threw a fit, watned to go home and I said no. Im hungary, OF course your Hungary YOUR FAT. I started to cry in the middle of resturant, he walked home and left me with the bill to pay.... :explode:
I see why he is your ex-bf. I would have got a car and ran him down while he was walking home and then put it in reverse to make sure you didnt miss.0 -
My worst was probably with this Manhattan attorney a couple of months before I met my husband. We had gone on a couple of nice dates..and I met him in the city for dinner....and his friend was with him. He then took me downtown to a gay bar and got me super drunk (on shots of southern comfort!!)....and then left me there because I wasn't being "affectionate" enough with him.
It was one of those deals where we had gone on like 3 dates and the last one had been a little iffy but I wanted to give it one more chance.
So his gay friend saw me back to Penn station and made sure I got on the train back to Long Island! hehe0 -
This lady I used to work with when I was in college set me up with a friend of hers who kept eyeing me... talk about a CLOSE TALKER!!! I mean like I could have been on that episode of Seinfeld... no joke! So we go out to eat... then he's like watcha wanna do now? I mean HELLO... have a plan when you ask someone to fix you up. So he suggests that we go back to my apartment and play cards which I love to do... he said that he felt like we couldn't get to know one another at a movie. His logic made sense so I agreed. WEEEEELLLLLL, on the way he stops and buys a case of beer. We are playing cards, laughing, having a couple beers... that part was actually fun. Then I'm like "okay it's getting late" and I start steering him to the door. And he does EVERYTHING he can not to leave. He keeps ASKING for a goodnight kiss (yes, ASKING) so finally I thought to myself 'whatever it takes to get this guy to leave' and I attempt a good night kiss only to become totally grossed out by him groping me all over and sticking his tounge so far down my throat - YUCK!!!! I almost gagged!
It literally took me an hour to get him to leave!!! Not to mention that he kept saying he shouldn't drive b/c of the beer and could he STAY THE NIGHT?? WHAT!?!?! I was like tough cookies buddy! You shoulda thought about that earlier!
Talk about invasion of space!!!! I never went back out with him again!!!0 -
I met this guy at a party and we exchanged numbers and started texting back and forth and calling for a few weeks. He had been asking me out but I wanted to know him alittle better before going out alone with him. Finally I agreed and he took me to this super nice place in Tahoe (the Chart House for those that know where that is....amazing fresh fish!) anyway, he ordered expensive wine, a huge entree, soup, salad, desert, I was thoroughly impressed. Then the bill came and wouldnt you know it- he had no money. Not even an excuse like "i forgot my wallet", just flat out said he had no money!!! The bill was nearly $160+ tip! I asked if he could atleast split it, and he said no, he thought I was paying!! HE ASKED ME OUT, and I said yes!!! HE DROVE US TO THE RESTAURANT, HE PICKED IT OUT, HE ORDERED EVERYTHING!.....needless to say I payed it, and I lost his number too
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I would have told him to get ready to do some dishes........:grumble:0 -
Hmmmmmm.....where do I start? LOL
Well I remember this one date with one of my exes (he was an *kitten* BTW and this was toward the end of our horrible relationship...very abusive I finally got the courage to leave when he went to a football game...got me a U haul and got the heck outta dodge) we went out dancing and he was sooooo drunk he could barely stand up. Well we decided to leave the first club and go down the street to another one. On the way, he just whips his thingy out on the side of the road and starts peeing...yes downtown Toledo, OH. :noway: I mean I know guys do these things sometimes...but come on!! Be discrete, ya know? Well after that we got inside the club and there was a girl dancing he asked her to dance with me (like in a freaky way) I looked at him and looked at her, and said "you two can dance with each other, I'm outta here" He comes running out and screams down the street calling me a fat *kitten* and every name in the book...I was crying :sad: :sad: :sad: and so so so embarrassed. I mean he wants me to do this freaky crap and I'M THE *kitten*?
Yeah, ummmm, I'm the one that had enough value in myself to say no...:laugh: This was just one of the situations in that relationship. He was very abusive, verbally, and physically. He would say things quietly so that no one else could hear but they were very very mean things, he held a gun up to my head the first time I tried to leave him (that was the first time he called me a name I was packed and ready to go) He said if I took one more step I was dead and my family was next...I was too scared to leave until 3 years later. I figured I may as well be dead if I'm living like this. Scary scary stuff it was the worst 3 years of my life...and where I gained all of my weight. I was so depressed I would just hide in the bedroom and eat and cry. Actually I could go on and on about this thing with things that would shock the crap out of you. But I won't. In the end I am stronger for going through it and lucky to be alive. For any of you who are still in the dating world...If you see those red flags get out before it's too late. 
Thank Goodness you are outta there!!!0 -
Made plans for dinner with a guy, he came to pick me up on a skateboard.
Ummmm...what do you want me to do, run beside you?
Ohhhhh...you want ME to drive.
You don't own a car. Great.0 -
Made plans for dinner with a guy, he came to pick me up on a skateboard.
Ummmm...what do you want me to do, run beside you?
Ohhhhh...you want ME to drive.
You don't own a car. Great.
LMAO!!!!!LMAO!!!!LOLOLOL!!! That is truly PRICELESS!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I'm literally crying I'm laughing so hard! That's like a Sex in the City episode!!! Haha!!!!0 -
Made plans for dinner with a guy, he came to pick me up on a skateboard.
Ummmm...what do you want me to do, run beside you?
Ohhhhh...you want ME to drive.
You don't own a car. Great.
I should probably add, this happened when I was ****27**** so it's not like we were teenagers!!!!0 -
Made plans for dinner with a guy, he came to pick me up on a skateboard.
Ummmm...what do you want me to do, run beside you?
Ohhhhh...you want ME to drive.
You don't own a car. Great.
I should probably add, this happened when I was ****27**** so it's not like we were teenagers!!!!
I just loved your reaction "Ummmm...what do you want me to do, run beside you?"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: LMAO!!!!!0 -
The only thing I can think of happened when I was about 17. I went to a movie with this guy I was friends with (but crushing on- he asked me, I was thrilled) I had butterfly moments all through the movie with him reaching over to hold my hand and a couple of amazing kisses. Sounds good right? Well we were walking outside afterwards and a girl came up to us randomly and asked if we knew where she could score some pot. Just as I'm shaking my head he drops my hand, says "sure I do, and I'll go with you" and walks away with her! WTF? He called me the next day to ask me why I was crying when he saw me later, with girlfriends tat night. Why do you think jerkoff? lol.0
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Made plans for dinner with a guy, he came to pick me up on a skateboard.
Ummmm...what do you want me to do, run beside you?
Ohhhhh...you want ME to drive.
You don't own a car. Great.
LOL Hokay, I LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!! I love it! Ya, when your date picks you up on a skateboard, he's either out of your age group, or price range. LOL0
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