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Gutter Gang - Worst Dates
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After my divorce from my exAhole, my brother just haaaaad to set me up with one of friends. I really did not want to go, but did anyway because the guy seemed really nice.
I didn't want to make it an "official" date, so I just told him I would meet him somewhere. We met at this dive bar (that he picked out) and I get there and all he does is compliment me for atleast the first 20 min, saying I'm so pretty blah blah blah. The last thing he said is how good I smelled. OVER AND OVER.......I politely said thanks ....(again) and then all of a sudden I am in udder shock. He freakin licks my face. Telling me I smelled good enough to eat. YAK !
Needless to say, I was outta there.
What the hell??? :laugh: Eeewwwwww....
I think this one wins so far I double ewwwwwwwwwww lmbo
That is absolutely disgusting!!! OMG!!!! :noway:0 -
lol...oh man I have a doozy....
It was like a second date w/ this "guy", I was like 21...and so we go to a local Chinese food restaurant...and I walk ahead to be seated and all the sudden I hear him screaming at someone...I turn around and he's got his hand on some other guy's shirt like he's going to pull him up and asking him if he likes what he sees huh huh! and the waiters are all trying to break it up and I'm in shock....
he (we) got escorted out it was sooo embarrassing and I was still not sure what happened?!...he got tossed on his *kitten* actually lol...and when I asked wth??? he said that guy was checking you out while you walked by:huh: ............ah needless to say that was the last date w/ psycho boy! lol...worst part about it....I was soooo in the mood for an eggroll I still remember being more mad about not getting my Chinese on! LMBO...:laugh: AND thankfully I drove that night...drop off and screeeeeech on outta there! lol
hugs!
Ali
Can you say Psycho!?! LOL...He would have been one of those guys that locked you up in the basement for years...LOL...:laugh: Good thing you got away from that one...
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I met this guy on line, He was going through a divorce but he seemed nice on line. Our first date was un-eventful we went to applebee's had a dinner and talked.
When the check came he said something about, "Well it is the first date I better pay huh? Hee Hee."
I did not think about it too much because I THOUGHT he was making a joke.
Well the next week he asked me to go out dancing with him, and he came to the house 1/2 an hour late, Mind you I am thinking it is a date and dinner is involved. So I have not eaten yet. When he got to the house, I told him that I was glad he was there I was STARVING!
He said. "Oh you have not eaten yet? I ate before I left the house." Well I guess we will get you something on the way." he takes me to Wendy's (Mind you I do not eat fast food and he knew that.) I ordered a grilled chicken and when we got to the window, the girl tells him how much it is and he turns to me and hold out his hand for me to give him the money for it.
(WARNING BELLS #1)
Then as we start to drive down the road, he ASKES if I mind if he smokes, I tell him that I do not smoke and do not like the smell, He says, THATS ALRIGHT, I'LL roll down the window. And he light up a big cheap stoggie.
(WARNING BELLS #2)
When we get to the place to dance, He paid for him to get in, and then stood there as I paid my way in.
(Warning bells #3) By this time I am Sooooooo pissed. I guess it would not have been so bad if he had SAID we where going dutch. But he did not.
As I sat there fumming, he lights cigar after cigar, then he askes me if I would like a drink. I think Well maybe he is getting the idea and will get me a drink.
So we go up to the bar, and he orders himself a drink, and then the girl behind the bar says "What would you like?" And before I have a chance to say anything, he tells the girl. "Oh she is buying her own." I look at his stunned and the girl looks at him and says. "You have GOT to be KIDDING!"
I do not remember if he paid for that drinki or not, I do not think he did.
But shortly after that I had had enough and said that I wanted to go home.
Well he takes he to the house and turns to me and says...
"Well Baby, lets go inside and get it ON!"
I was like, NO, I am tierd and do not FEEL like GETTING IT ON WITH YOU!"
He tried 2 more times to get into my house and have sex with me after this crappy date and I turned him down. Then I get out of the car and go to my door. Before I have the key in the door the dude was down the end of the street, did not even wait for me to get inside.
He called about a week later but I NEVER returned his call, Now I am with a wonderful man and could not be happier. Gee I wounder why this dude was going through a divorce?
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After my divorce (these are the worst kinds) I was set up with every random woman in Boone. Let's see, where to start....
One girl decided that she wanted to actually argue why brown isn't an appropriate color to wear on a first date....(she was the one wearing it...)
One girl decided that she was totally in love with me after the first 20 minutes we were together and decided that we were going to get married and have 4 kids and that we were going to move to Israel....(all I wanted to know is what she wanted to eat)
One girl seemed really nice until she decided to inform me of the evils of tattoos and when I showed her I had them, she acted like she was on a date with the devil himself.
One girl (who seemed sane during the date) decided to call my parents the next day, introduce herself and tell them that they better get used to their son dating a 'black girl' and she didn't care if they liked it or not. My parents were like....:huh:
Many others...I pretty much hate dating more than anything. I really prefer the comfortable 3 month area where you both are totally into one another, the lovin is good, and the excitement is still tangible.
(Just so you know Manda and I totally skipped the awkward period, and just fast forwarded to this, it's incredible)
-J
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I hate blind dates.
I went out one night on a double date. My date was really good looking however was extremely touchy feely. Through out dinner he had his hand under the table on my lap constantly rubbing it. I constantly move it away (he obviously did not get the hint). After dinner we went out to another friends house and just hung out in the backyard. He proceeds to get behind me and starts to play with my hair, this i did not mind. People are drawn to my hair I suppose it is long and really soft so I am used to it. However, it gets to the point where he pulls out a comb out of his pocket and brushes it while breathing extremely hard in my ear. He then begins to sniff my hair. He tells me it smells great then begins to rub my shoulders-btw the breathing gets harder at this point, almost to the point of him possibly having the big O. Totally creeped me out-I quick bolt to go to the "restroom" and got the hell outta there. Never saw him again. Still gives me the creeps.0 -
I went to a concert with this guy that I had met and had a drunken make-out session with (it was our attempt at actually getting to know each other) and while we were outside the bar talking, we had a security guard come and get us and tell us we were kicked out because his friends had beaten up a guy. How embarrassing. But wait, it gets better! Everyone that he was with was SO drunk that I had to drive their car around St. Louis (where I don't live and am not familiar with) trying to find their house, which they weren't really sure where it was. Needless to say, we ran out of gas on the interstate. So we stopped. The cops pulled up to see what was wrong, and my date and his friend ran into the woods by the side of the road. I didn't understand why, but I just left it alone. I told the cops I was sober and driving and we were waiting on someone to bring us some gas. My date and his friend came back out after the cops left and I asked why they ran away. "Well, we both have warrants out." :huh: :noway: (By the way, I am NOT the kind of girl that dates people like this, this was the most bizarre, twisted, backwards night of my life) But I eventually found their house. I learned on the way that this guy was a) still married to a stripper who was on meth, b) had two kids, c) was living in his brother's basement, and d) didn't have a driver's license and used a skateboard (the man was 30) to get anywhere he needed to go, which was usually to the gas station to buy beer. I took a taxi to my car and drove as fast as I could to get home and away from the craziness.
Sorry that was so long, that was just a really bizarre date.
Wow! What an adventure?!?! :laugh:0 -
Oh my gosh, these stories. :noway: :laugh:
If God forbid, I'm ever single again, single I will remain. :laugh:0 -
Worst would be the girl I went out with on a whim who apparently was way more into me than I was into her. An hour into our first date she asked me about being her boyfriend.... and taking her virginity.
Being the gentleman I am, I made up a story about moving to Africa to work for Peacecorps, so a relationship would be impossibility.
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy girl.0 -
thank you all for reminding me why I have stayed single and haven't dated for the last 4 yrs :laugh:0
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When I was in my early 20s I met a neighbor when I was out running...he invited me over for dinner...when I entered his home, the entire 1st level was a Coi pond, wooden bridges, boulders, etc., it was really beautiful, I was so impressed...we headed upstairs and his living room walls all had big glass aquariums full of snakes...all kinds, some poisonous...I asked him not to show me any of his snakes, they give me the egie begies...he left them all housed, thank god...anyway he grilled us some steaks, really rare...when he finished his, he drank the blood from his plate...I was polite, visited for a little bit after dinner, but got out of there as fast as I could!0
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When I was in my early 20s I met a neighbor when I was out running...he invited me over for dinner...when I entered his home, the entire 1st level was a Coi pond, wooden bridges, boulders, etc., it was really beautiful, I was so impressed...we headed upstairs and his living room walls all had big glass aquariums full of snakes...all kinds, some poisonous...I asked him not to show me any of his snakes, they give me the egie begies...he left them all housed, thank god...anyway he grilled us some steaks, really rare...when he finished his, he drank the blood from his plate...I was polite, visited for a little bit after dinner, but got out of there as fast as I could!
note to self:
stop drinking blood :drinker:0 -
When I was in my early 20s I met a neighbor when I was out running...he invited me over for dinner...when I entered his home, the entire 1st level was a Coi pond, wooden bridges, boulders, etc., it was really beautiful, I was so impressed...we headed upstairs and his living room walls all had big glass aquariums full of snakes...all kinds, some poisonous...I asked him not to show me any of his snakes, they give me the egie begies...he left them all housed, thank god...anyway he grilled us some steaks, really rare...when he finished his, he drank the blood from his plate...I was polite, visited for a little bit after dinner, but got out of there as fast as I could!
"And thanks for leaving the blood on your plate! It was delicious!"
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My worse date was a fourth date with a guy( i was 15) and mom said "bring him for dinner after the movie" So we where all sitting around the diner table and he just kept talking and talking and talking.
I learned so many different things about him that night. Like how he was taking four different medications, what they where for and etc. What each of his cats where named( he had three) how old they where and everything about them.
After dinner I went with dad to drive him home, when I got home mom said " I don't like him break up with him." and I did because I found him weird and I was waiting to find an excuse. He was my last boyfriend and that was 3 years ago.0 -
Okay, where to begin.....just moved from New York to Arkansas to go back to college. My roommate decides she needs to fix me up with this guy she met but who wasn't her type. So five of us decide we need to drive 35 miles to go somewhere to drink (oh the joys of dry counties). We end up at a chain pizza place and since I'm the only one legal drinking age I look like the consumate alcoholic as I am ordering several pitchers at a time. Now the guy I am with spends the entire night talking to my roommate and ignoring me. On the way home I get picked to be the DD since I appear to be the most sober. On the way back I have to stop about every five minutes to let the guys out to pee, first stop one of them leans on a building and sets off the burglar alarm (good thing I grew up driving in New York), so i slam it into reverse and take off leaving two of them there. Yes, I did go back and get them but only after being sure no police were in the area. Next pee stop, one falls out of the car and basically lays on the ground like a turtle on its back. Final stop to pee, mind you we are about 5 minutes away from the dorms but of course they can't hold it, the lake which clearly has signs saying it closes at 11 pm and by now its probably 1 am. Police follow us in and there is no easy way to turn around so I must stop, and since the blue lights and sirens are now on I feel it's probably best. Police approach car and ask us to step out, police search car and find several open containers of beer and several open fifths of vodka and gin. Police then demand to know who has been drinking....finally one of the guys who looked old enough to drink takes responsibility and gets ticket for open container. So now I'm thinking okay we can just head on down the road and everything will be okay but nooooo......officer decides he wants to look in the trunk and my "date" whose car it is throws himself across the trunk and drunkenly slurs out "you have to tell me what you're looking for". Officer throws back his head and laughs and says "No I don't son, out of the way". At this point I'm thinking okay what does this psycho have in the trunk......guns, booze, dead bodies???? Drunken fool then proceeds to attempt to get the keys from me so that I can't comply with the nice officers request, thereby forcing me to ram my knee into the back of his leg so that he will fall down. Anyway, there was nothing in the trunk but a spare tire so we leave with several warnings and tickets. Drive drunk date and his friends to my dorm and get out running. Drunk date somehow manages to get into a wreck just driving across the parking lot. Now for the kicker......I married him and have had the happiest 25 years with him. :laugh:0
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I was set up with some guy by a friend. By this time I had already had my first son. I was always upfront about him with my dates, this guy, before dinner even came, asks, so does the boy have to be part of the package? I excused myself to use the ladies room and left him sitting there alone. I told my friend if I ever saw that jerk again he better be prepared for a ride to the er!!0
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I am a bi-racially mixed woman, and I went out on a date with a very nice caucasion man who said he just loved black women. Well, after talking for awhile, I guess I wasn't "black" enough for him :noway: because he said I was "very proper" and seemed to be "high maintenance", and I didn't have a big ole butt like the sisters he'd dated! :grumble: We didn't even spend two hours together and he was already judging me!!!
Men like that just make me :explode: ! And, as for my butt....daggum it it's enough to pat and sit on!!:laugh: 0 -
Mine isn't half as good as some of these but here goes:
I was on a second date with a himbo. He took me to Bennigans because he "knows a waiter there and we won't have to pay for anything". He was very proud of this fact. I didn't eat anything.
Then on the drive home, his car kept dying and he had to keep getting out and doing something under the hood to get it running again. Then, he pulled over on a sidestreet (on purpose), turned to me, and told me that he loved me! SECOND DATE! I said "thank you" and went home. I actually dated him for a while, he was a hottie himbo! I dumped him for my hubby.0 -
By this time I had already had my first son. I was always upfront about him with my dates, this guy, before dinner even came, asks, so does the boy have to be part of the package?
Ummm no........he's like a puppy I will give him away since you appear to be allergic to him.0 -
By this time I had already had my first son. I was always upfront about him with my dates, this guy, before dinner even came, asks, so does the boy have to be part of the package?
Ummm no........he's like a puppy I will give him away since you appear to be allergic to him.
No doubt! :laugh:0 -
LMAO!!:laugh:After my divorce (these are the worst kinds) I was set up with every random woman in Boone. Let's see, where to start....
One girl decided that she wanted to actually argue why brown isn't an appropriate color to wear on a first date....(she was the one wearing it...)
One girl decided that she was totally in love with me after the first 20 minutes we were together and decided that we were going to get married and have 4 kids and that we were going to move to Israel....(all I wanted to know is what she wanted to eat)
One girl seemed really nice until she decided to inform me of the evils of tattoos and when I showed her I had them, she acted like she was on a date with the devil himself.
One girl (who seemed sane during the date) decided to call my parents the next day, introduce herself and tell them that they better get used to their son dating a 'black girl' and she didn't care if they liked it or not. My parents were like....:huh:
Many others...I pretty much hate dating more than anything. I really prefer the comfortable 3 month area where you both are totally into one another, the lovin is good, and the excitement is still tangible.
(Just so you know Manda and I totally skipped the awkward period, and just fast forwarded to this, it's incredible)
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LMAO!!:laugh:After my divorce (these are the worst kinds) I was set up with every random woman in Boone. Let's see, where to start....
One girl decided that she wanted to actually argue why brown isn't an appropriate color to wear on a first date....(she was the one wearing it...)
One girl decided that she was totally in love with me after the first 20 minutes we were together and decided that we were going to get married and have 4 kids and that we were going to move to Israel....(all I wanted to know is what she wanted to eat)
One girl seemed really nice until she decided to inform me of the evils of tattoos and when I showed her I had them, she acted like she was on a date with the devil himself.
One girl (who seemed sane during the date) decided to call my parents the next day, introduce herself and tell them that they better get used to their son dating a 'black girl' and she didn't care if they liked it or not. My parents were like....:huh:
Many others...I pretty much hate dating more than anything. I really prefer the comfortable 3 month area where you both are totally into one another, the lovin is good, and the excitement is still tangible.
(Just so you know Manda and I totally skipped the awkward period, and just fast forwarded to this, it's incredible)
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Hmmmmmm.....where do I start? LOL
Well I remember this one date with one of my exes (he was an *kitten* BTW and this was toward the end of our horrible relationship...very abusive I finally got the courage to leave when he went to a football game...got me a U haul and got the heck outta dodge) we went out dancing and he was sooooo drunk he could barely stand up. Well we decided to leave the first club and go down the street to another one. On the way, he just whips his thingy out on the side of the road and starts peeing...yes downtown Toledo, OH. :noway: I mean I know guys do these things sometimes...but come on!! Be discrete, ya know? Well after that we got inside the club and there was a girl dancing he asked her to dance with me (like in a freaky way) I looked at him and looked at her, and said "you two can dance with each other, I'm outta here" He comes running out and screams down the street calling me a fat *kitten* and every name in the book...I was crying :sad: :sad: :sad: and so so so embarrassed. I mean he wants me to do this freaky crap and I'M THE *kitten*? Yeah, ummmm, I'm the one that had enough value in myself to say no...:laugh: This was just one of the situations in that relationship. He was very abusive, verbally, and physically. He would say things quietly so that no one else could hear but they were very very mean things, he held a gun up to my head the first time I tried to leave him (that was the first time he called me a name I was packed and ready to go) He said if I took one more step I was dead and my family was next...I was too scared to leave until 3 years later. I figured I may as well be dead if I'm living like this. Scary scary stuff it was the worst 3 years of my life...and where I gained all of my weight. I was so depressed I would just hide in the bedroom and eat and cry. Actually I could go on and on about this thing with things that would shock the crap out of you. But I won't. In the end I am stronger for going through it and lucky to be alive. For any of you who are still in the dating world...If you see those red flags get out before it's too late. 
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Hmmmmmm.....where do I start? LOL
Well I remember this one date with one of my exes (he was an *kitten* BTW and this was toward the end of our horrible relationship...very abusive I finally got the courage to leave when he went to a football game...got me a U haul and got the heck outta dodge) we went out dancing and he was sooooo drunk he could barely stand up. Well we decided to leave the first club and go down the street to another one. On the way, he just whips his thingy out on the side of the road and starts peeing...yes downtown Toledo, OH. :noway: I mean I know guys do these things sometimes...but come on!! Be discrete, ya know? Well after that we got inside the club and there was a girl dancing he asked her to dance with me (like in a freaky way) I looked at him and looked at her, and said "you two can dance with each other, I'm outta here" He comes running out and screams down the street calling me a fat *kitten* and every name in the book...I was crying :sad: :sad: :sad: and so so so embarrassed. I mean he wants me to do this freaky crap and I'M THE *kitten*? Yeah, ummmm, I'm the one that had enough value in myself to say no...:laugh: This was just one of the situations in that relationship. He was very abusive, verbally, and physically. He would say things quietly so that no one else could hear but they were very very mean things, he held a gun up to my head the first time I tried to leave him (that was the first time he called me a name I was packed and ready to go) He said if I took one more step I was dead and my family was next...I was too scared to leave until 3 years later. I figured I may as well be dead if I'm living like this. Scary scary stuff it was the worst 3 years of my life...and where I gained all of my weight. I was so depressed I would just hide in the bedroom and eat and cry. Actually I could go on and on about this thing with things that would shock the crap out of you. But I won't. In the end I am stronger for going through it and lucky to be alive. For any of you who are still in the dating world...If you see those red flags get out before it's too late.
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Good heck, Kell. Glad you're away from the {{self-edited}}. :flowerforyou:0 -
Hi all
OMG..some of these are TOO funny
Odd thing is I didn't date much, but had a few BADDDDD blind dates
Guys, if you are reading this...PLEASE don't ask the girl you are dating every 3 seconds if she thinks you're hot
I was set up on a blind date by a guy that did this, and I wanted to poke out my eyeball after 20minutes
There is NOTHING worse than an insecure guy....ugh
Next blind date, I was set up by my friend's bf who assured me he knew my type...guess what....he didn't....not even close
After we were alone for about 5 minutes he started telling me how he is an ex-drug addict (this was in college) and all this crazy stuff he's been through and done
Once we got the party, I tried to diss him...so he stood on a chair..screamed my name at the tops of his lungs and started calling me a SLUT...
Shall I continue?
Kim0 -
Yup it was bad bad bad...But what doesnt kill ya makes ya stronger 0
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Hi all
OMG..some of these are TOO funny
Odd thing is I didn't date much, but had a few BADDDDD blind dates
Guys, if you are reading this...PLEASE don't ask the girl you are dating every 3 seconds if she thinks you're hot
I was set up on a blind date by a guy that did this, and I wanted to poke out my eyeball after 20minutes
There is NOTHING worse than an insecure guy....ugh
Next blind date, I was set up by my friend's bf who assured me he knew my type...guess what....he didn't....not even close
After we were alone for about 5 minutes he started telling me how he is an ex-drug addict (this was in college) and all this crazy stuff he's been through and done
Once we got the party, I tried to diss him...so he stood on a chair..screamed my name at the tops of his lungs and started calling me a SLUT...
Shall I continue?
Kim
Kim - At this point is where you should jump on another chair and yell, "I'm not a slut! Cause I sure as heck am not going to be sleeping with you!" LOL0 -
1. After 4 dates, this guy (who I thought was nice, but not that into) was trying to reach me at home. I decided to not pick up the first time he called (saw his number) and decided to talk to him the next day to tell him I wasn't interested. 26 attempts later to reach me and several messages that said "I know you're home, I'm coming over". I became terrified. I hid under my roommate's bed and tried to find a friend to come over. As I was lying on the floor, I kept hearing my apartment buzzer going off. I was scared sh!tless!
After a while, it calmed down and I decided to call him right away to nip it in the bud. I told him that I just got home and that I saw that he called 26 times, I called him psycho and told him it wouldn't work out. Thank goodness I never saw him again. Oh his excuse " I thought you were home hurt".
2. I too had an experience like Sarge where a guy told me he was in love with me the first date. I told him that was impossible, he was offended and left.
3. I was dating this guy for a while and I thought he was nice enough. Unfortunately, when he drank he became and total *kitten*. He showed up at my apartment at 2am angry and decided he was going to rip the flowers the bought me that day (obviously trying to pick a fight with me). Thankfully he didn't come alone, he brought a good friend of mine with him. I was able to throw him out without any problems. The next day he calls me and says he sorry and asked if we could make up. I said "no way, you are crazy". Then he says "we'll you can at least wave to me, I'm outside your apartment". I ran to the door, locked it and hung up on him. He tried several times to call me but I just ignored him and he went away. Years later I ran into him and asked me "why did we ever split up"?? Uh, Duh!
Thinking back to these memories makes me terrified for my daughters!!0 -
When I was in my early 20s I met a neighbor when I was out running...he invited me over for dinner...when I entered his home, the entire 1st level was a Coi pond, wooden bridges, boulders, etc., it was really beautiful, I was so impressed...we headed upstairs and his living room walls all had big glass aquariums full of snakes...all kinds, some poisonous...I asked him not to show me any of his snakes, they give me the egie begies...he left them all housed, thank god...anyway he grilled us some steaks, really rare...when he finished his, he drank the blood from his plate...I was polite, visited for a little bit after dinner, but got out of there as fast as I could!
note to self:
stop drinking blood :drinker:
rotflmao!:laugh: :laugh:0 -
The WORST date I was on involved meeting a guy for supper @ a pub
and he just bragged the entire time about how *tough* he and his family were...how they'd beat up anyone any time....*oh baby* =o/
He was SOOO lame and didn't even realize it. =o/
lol
Ask about the best dates because I married mine!!0 -
Well he takes he to the house and turns to me and says...
"Well Baby, lets go inside and get it ON!"
That's really all the warning bells you need - anyone that says that! Did he get that line from a Porno?
Anyway - I was dating for a while. His sister was a model and we were talking about modeling. I told him I could never do it and he says,
"why because your too short?"
"No"
"because your butt is too big?"
"um, no"
"because your breasts are too small?"
"um, no"
what a winner he was.0
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