Why when I eat like an angel do I poop like the devil?
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I know what you mean!! Being lady like has now left the building
Pun intended! LOL0 -
I'm the opposite......when I eat well I think my body absorbs and uses everything I eat with no waste and when I eat junk food.....it goes right through.
I agree though it's probably the fiber.
same for me and i've even upped my fiber significantly.
but seriously, best topic line EVAH! Fart bars.....crop dusting.....2sers in my pits. LMAO!0 -
For real, though. I mean, I ain't a lady, but do you know how hard it is to try and blame farts on invisible people when you're in a bowling league and one slips out when you throw your ball? I end up walkin' around the alley, crop-dustin' them bad boys around to different spots of the house.
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Ok that's too funny! I nearly choked when I read this. I don't have the problem any more because I'm used to eating this way. Well, now I'm going to have it if I eat too many greasy foods. I got my system all regulated with stool softeners and a Magnesium supplement 2-3 times per week. Usually if I go to the bathroom every day, I don't have the stinky gas problem.0 -
lol interesting topic0
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I 2nd that!!!!Best topic title ever? :laugh:0
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i havent been here that long but im voting this as "The Best Topic EVER" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
and im sure we can all relate...just keep the air freshener close0 -
i havent been here that long but im voting this as "The Best Topic EVER" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
and im sure we can all relate...just keep the air freshener close
Too funny!:laugh:0 -
:bigsmile: Love the crop dusting comment.
If you really are embarassed/ got troubled by too much gas then you can decrease it by asking your doc for charcoal tablets. Not sure if they can be bought at health stores but always a good thing to pass to a farty friend lol:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
I've had to move into another office at work because mine smell really bad all the time now.The girls had started buying air freshener like it was going out of fashion and my partner has to keep sleeping on the couch.
I'm so glad I know now why I stink so bad!! My only problem is that I need to lose another 65-70lb so this is going to continue for a long long time yet!!
I feel sorry for the people around me!! :laugh:0 -
ROFL! I ate really healthy today and I just could not figure out why I was so 'gassy' lol - so glad I'm not alone!!!!!!
I need some yogurt ..........fast!0 -
I think this is the funniest thread I have read do far!!! I can so relate and good to know what's causing it!0
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Im glad to know im not alone!0
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LOL. I am a teacher and it is a problem. I've tried some of the otc stuff, but so far not much help.0
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LOL. I am a teacher and it is a problem. I've tried some of the otc stuff, but so far not much help.
Yeah well I used to be the pilates teacher in our studio that always got tooted on during the exercise called Push Down. If you aren't familiar the clients stands and bends over and pushes down on a pedal that is spring loaded so it takes effort to push it down. I think it was some sort of backwards karma b/c now it's me!!0 -
Hahahahaha!! I almost wet my pants!
If you get a burnt rubber smell, that's broccoli and asparagus. Potatoes make you gassy too!0 -
That's fiber working its heavenly magic. I pass gas like a bat out of hell. Mmmm...protein farts.
Hahaha!0 -
I work in a nursing home, it's easy to be wheeling a wheel chair down the hall to therapy and they just squeeze out like they have a mind of their own. Luckily, I just blend in.:blushing:0
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here is ant interesting problem. bad gas but it doesn't want to come out. any suggestions?0
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here is ant interesting problem. bad gas but it doesn't want to come out. any suggestions?0
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here is ant interesting problem. bad gas but it doesn't want to come out. any suggestions?
I find running at the gym helps!!!
But I don't want it to!!0
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