MAKE ME LAUGH - COMMON
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SOMEONE IS NOT SO NICE:
-She (he) is a BEE with an ITCH
-what crawled up your @$$ and died?
-"who *kitten* in your cereal this morning?"
-Find a friend who cares. Better yet, find a friend!
SOMEONE IS NOT SO BRIGHT:
-they are "special"
-ask "Are your parents siblings?"
-Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
-He/She's not stupid; they are possessed by a retarded ghost. (srry if this is offensive to anyone)
-I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
-I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
-Don't think, it may sprain your brain!0 -
Not the brightest crayon in the box :sick:
He/She couldn't find their butt with both hands. :bigsmile:
Hmm :huh: I can't seem to find mine either... help?
Like I'm gonna fall for that one again.0 -
NOT SO BRIGHT:
You are the reason cousins should not mate.0 -
or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
*giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*
*whispers to Shannon and Ali
Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.
{{giggle}}0 -
or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
*giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*
*whispers to Shannon and Ali
Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.
{{giggle}}
mmm...no one you know, lammie-pie.0 -
or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
*giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*
*whispers to Shannon and Ali
Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.
{{giggle}}
mmm...no one you know, lammie-pie.
Ok ok.... you guys can quit pickin on me behind my back.0 -
or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
*giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*
*whispers to Shannon and Ali
Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.
{{giggle}}
mmm...no one you know, lammie-pie.
Ok ok.... you guys can quit pickin on me behind my back.0 -
or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
*giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*
*whispers to Shannon and Ali
Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.
{{giggle}}
mmm...no one you know, lammie-pie.
Ok ok.... you guys can quit pickin on me behind my back.
Oh no.... theres plenty of back (back fat, bra fat...) part of my booty was the first thing to go with the 9 pounds :sad:0 -
or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
*giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*
*whispers to Shannon and Ali
Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.
{{giggle}}
mmm...no one you know, lammie-pie.
Ok ok.... you guys can quit pickin on me behind my back.
woopsie-daisy.....* gives shannon the uh oh look....dangles something shiney* hey look hon...a pretty sparkly!!! *rushes off*0 -
oooh, sparkles....
if not so clever...more, done something annoyingly stupid at work i usually just ask them what kind of an idiot/moron they are....
and start running, it's a good way to burn those pesky calorie thingys i keep hearing about0 -
Here's another couple --
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
and
Which one of your two brain cells got to work today.0 -
For some one not so nice- Who peed in your Cheerios??
For some one not so smart, well, actually this is one my brother used to describe my mom cuz he thought she was losing her mind- The cheese has slipped off her sandwich.0 -
Not so nice: "Who peed in your Wheaties?"
Not so bright: "Big Hearted" - My husband and I tease each other with this one all the time when one of us do or say something stupid, we say "Well, at least you have a big heart!"0 -
Something I called my dog this morning,
Dumb as a box of rocks!0
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