Sometimes I hate being a girl

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  • racharla
    racharla Posts: 92 Member
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    http://youtu.be/NYg-gulT5vA
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
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    i like being a guy because girls are all squishy and fun

    Just for the record, THIS girl can pee standing up if need be, yet still look stunning in a formal. Carries her squishy (in all the right places) and fun parts wherever she goes, and can still beat "hroush's" *kitten* because he is being a sarcastic dope!! :bigsmile:

    I don't find dumb people cute, and if I married a guy 20 yrs younger than me... he would be as sexy as they come. Girls clothes ARE sized stupid! AND yes, chocolate can usually solve any problem that a good cry can't.

    Thanks for playin'! :wink:
    Girls ROCK!! :drinker: CHEERS ladies! :heart:
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
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    http://youtu.be/NYg-gulT5vA

    That was pretty good. However, I know that the reason some girls 'have headaches' will almost always make mine go away. :blushing: We usually know that we look ok, sometimes it's nice to hear your man tell you look sexy or beautiful- don't make us ask you for it (or we may go out and find that guy 20yrs younger :wink: you know they'll say it- they're trying to 'bed' us! duh! We know it too!)
    ....and yes, I do have too many shoes, but I will continue to buy more.

    Thanks for sharing this, it was fun.
    :laugh:
  • katyemmahart
    katyemmahart Posts: 1
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    Women live longer because they cry more which decreases our stress hormones and increases our happy hormones!
  • gozdeh
    gozdeh Posts: 59
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    Like i tell my homies...so many reasons ta be proud girl:) Heres 30:)
    Ha check it:)
    .......

    hahahah! you go girl!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Women live longer because they cry more which decreases our stress hormones and increases our happy hormones!
    Pfft...instead of crying, we kick cats.

    (No cats were harmed in the typing of this sarcastic remark...merely threatened)
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    Pfft...instead of crying, we kick cats.

    (No cats were harmed in the typing of this sarcastic remark...merely threatened)
    Hey now! *dodges RJ's kicks*
  • curleesam
    curleesam Posts: 462 Member
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    I would rather cry at the drop of a hat than keep everything all couped up and be all emotionally detached like a lot of men! Crying is a good release!
  • BlindFaith
    BlindFaith Posts: 45
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    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.
  • DeathIsMyGift
    DeathIsMyGift Posts: 434 Member
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    To quote Vada Sultenfuss: "It's not fair. Nothing happens to boys"
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
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    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.

    Hi-5!
    wouldn't wnat it any other way,...crying.....and all
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.
    We have those...just a little more recovery time is necessary. flirt2.gif

    We also cry...acceptable when losing an appendage or kicked in certain areas.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    To put it in perspective.......I couldn't put up with half the crap you women have to......mood swings, feeling sick, bloated or sickly, or just all the prep work that goes into dolling yourselves up, the cattiness, the higher expectations and generally lower salaries, having to pick out that "all important" look or be stereotyped according to hollywood standards.......I'm sure there's a myriad of other things I forgot to mention, because after all, I'm just a man.....so my hat's off to ya for all your efforts
  • sweetheart03622
    sweetheart03622 Posts: 928 Member
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    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.

    No joke... I wouldn't want to be a guy for anything! Not to mention I get to wake up and look at a great *kitten* and a nice rack every day!!
  • Tiff_09
    Tiff_09 Posts: 5,627 Member
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    Crying for no reason, at the drop of a hat..UGH! Damn hormones!

    I feel you!!!

    :sad:

    :cry:

    :flowerforyou:

    :smooched:

    :tongue:

    :happy:

    :ohwell:

    :frown:

    :cry:

    :sad:



    :embarassed:
  • qtwells82
    qtwells82 Posts: 352
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    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.

    Whooooooot!
  • Tiff_09
    Tiff_09 Posts: 5,627 Member
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    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.

    Whooooooot!

    So I might as well be a guy then... :indifferent:
  • Tiff_09
    Tiff_09 Posts: 5,627 Member
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    ^true^ :tongue:

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