Sometimes I hate being a girl

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  • DeathIsMyGift
    DeathIsMyGift Posts: 434 Member
    To quote Vada Sultenfuss: "It's not fair. Nothing happens to boys"
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.

    Hi-5!
    wouldn't wnat it any other way,...crying.....and all
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.
    We have those...just a little more recovery time is necessary. flirt2.gif

    We also cry...acceptable when losing an appendage or kicked in certain areas.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    To put it in perspective.......I couldn't put up with half the crap you women have to......mood swings, feeling sick, bloated or sickly, or just all the prep work that goes into dolling yourselves up, the cattiness, the higher expectations and generally lower salaries, having to pick out that "all important" look or be stereotyped according to hollywood standards.......I'm sure there's a myriad of other things I forgot to mention, because after all, I'm just a man.....so my hat's off to ya for all your efforts
  • sweetheart03622
    sweetheart03622 Posts: 928 Member
    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.

    No joke... I wouldn't want to be a guy for anything! Not to mention I get to wake up and look at a great *kitten* and a nice rack every day!!
  • Tiff_09
    Tiff_09 Posts: 5,627 Member
    Crying for no reason, at the drop of a hat..UGH! Damn hormones!

    I feel you!!!

    :sad:

    :cry:

    :flowerforyou:

    :smooched:

    :tongue:

    :happy:

    :ohwell:

    :frown:

    :cry:

    :sad:



    :embarassed:
  • qtwells82
    qtwells82 Posts: 352
    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.

    Whooooooot!
  • Tiff_09
    Tiff_09 Posts: 5,627 Member
    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.

    Whooooooot!

    So I might as well be a guy then... :indifferent:
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  • Tiff_09
    Tiff_09 Posts: 5,627 Member
    ^true^ :tongue:
  • SueGeer
    SueGeer Posts: 1,169 Member
    Like i tell my homies...so many reasons ta be proud girl:) Heres 30:)
    Ha check it:)

    1. We got off the Titanic first.
    2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
    3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
    4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
    5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
    6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
    7. Taxis stop for us.
    8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
    9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
    10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
    11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
    12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
    13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
    14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
    15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
    16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
    17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
    18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
    19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
    20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
    21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
    22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
    23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
    24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
    25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
    26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
    27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
    28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
    29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
    30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

    Definitely ALL of the above! Thank for the giggle :laugh:

    Sue :smile: x
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.

    Can you say checkmate right here
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    at least we never have to worry about our naughty bits hanging out of our shorts while exercising, or getting kicked/hit/punched/run into by small children which puts us on the ground writhing in pain where said small children think they killed us
    ...then having it put on youtube or AFV for the world to see.
  • My3Rayz
    My3Rayz Posts: 373
    Like i tell my homies...so many reasons ta be proud girl:) Heres 30:)
    Ha check it:)

    1. We got off the Titanic first.
    2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
    3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
    4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
    5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
    6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
    7. Taxis stop for us.
    8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
    9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
    10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
    11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
    12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
    13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
    14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
    15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
    16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
    17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
    18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
    19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
    20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
    21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
    22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
    23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
    24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
    25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
    26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
    27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
    28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
    29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
    30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

    I don't know...cartoon Wolverine and Gambit were both pretty sexy :love:
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  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.
    We have those...just a little more recovery time is necessary. flirt2.gif

    We also cry...acceptable when losing an appendage or kicked in certain areas.

    Also during said recovery time (while waiting)...
  • BlindFaith
    BlindFaith Posts: 45
    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.
    We have those...just a little more recovery time is necessary. flirt2.gif

    We also cry...acceptable when losing an appendage or kicked in certain areas.

    Also during said recovery time (while waiting)...

    -snorts-
  • feelingalone
    feelingalone Posts: 24
    OK This is too funny NOT to say OH MY GOSH! I laughed so hard at this comment that I just about peed my pants!!!! :embarassed:
  • ThatDollSally
    ThatDollSally Posts: 473 Member
    Dude, I'm totally with you. Stress, anger, sadness, all are triggers for me. Not good when trying to promote the image of a strong, confident woman.
  • SyreetaJayne1
    SyreetaJayne1 Posts: 170
    Women live longer because they cry more which decreases our stress hormones and increases our happy hormones!
    Pfft...instead of crying, we kick cats.

    (No cats were harmed in the typing of this sarcastic remark...merely threatened)

    watch it buster!!! :noway: :wink:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Women live longer because they cry more which decreases our stress hormones and increases our happy hormones!
    Pfft...instead of crying, we kick cats.

    (No cats were harmed in the typing of this sarcastic remark...merely threatened)

    watch it buster!!! :noway: :wink:
    Fight!Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

    Actually be warned! I bleed easily.
  • Jon_Rod
    Jon_Rod Posts: 158
    When do men help!

    We help out a lot..... Ladies, we do ALL the little things that you females dont even realize we do...Like, can you open this jar up hun or can u pick that heavy thing up..we fix the cars, things around the house, change lights, watch romantic movies/even though we dont want to sometimes, buy you flowers, open doors....

    There is a lot of things we do to help you ladies out. Just think about it...im sure you will find something

    And we give you our Sperm that gives you the greatest treasure on the face of this Planet (a child)
  • MSDRIZZ
    MSDRIZZ Posts: 246
    Awwww that was cute.
    i like being a guy because girls are all squishy and fun
  • captainlindarg
    captainlindarg Posts: 229 Member
    None of you men are helping! :explode: :mad:

    <giggling a little> Well, there's a good reason to be happy to be a girl. At least we're not... them.

    I feel your pain this week, sistah!

    Haha! Love!
  • peanutrenee
    peanutrenee Posts: 179
    Crying for no reason, at the drop of a hat..UGH! Damn hormones!


    dude im preg yea i cry everyday... hey... as a girl... we dont have to think with 2 heads... we have the wonderful abilty to multitask with out dying...
  • peanutrenee
    peanutrenee Posts: 179
    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.
    We have those...just a little more recovery time is necessary. flirt2.gif

    We also cry...acceptable when losing an appendage or kicked in certain areas.


    Ok we dont suffer from wiskey ****..
  • chasing_130
    chasing_130 Posts: 43 Member
    I cry about 2-3 times a week. I'm a baby. I've accepted it lol
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
    Just for the record, THIS girl can pee standing up if need be, yet still look stunning in a formal. Carries her squishy (in all the right places) and fun parts wherever she goes, and can still beat "hroush's" *kitten* because he is being a sarcastic dope!! :bigsmile:

    I was being completely honest in both my posts, why do I deserve my *kitten* to be beaten? :cry: If you don't, I'll give you flowers :flowerforyou:
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
    When do men help!

    We help out a lot..... Ladies, we do ALL the little things that you females dont even realize we do...Like, can you open this jar up hun or can u pick that heavy thing up..we fix the cars, things around the house, change lights, watch romantic movies/even though we dont want to sometimes, buy you flowers, open doors....

    You forgot one, we squish bugs.
  • angisnee
    angisnee Posts: 236 Member
    To put it in perspective.......I couldn't put up with half the crap you women have to......mood swings, feeling sick, bloated or sickly, or just all the prep work that goes into dolling yourselves up, the cattiness, the higher expectations and generally lower salaries, having to pick out that "all important" look or be stereotyped according to hollywood standards.......I'm sure there's a myriad of other things I forgot to mention, because after all, I'm just a man.....so my hat's off to ya for all your efforts

    Awwww, thank you! :)
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