Sometimes I hate being a girl

SueGeer

Like i tell my homies...so many reasons ta be proud girl:) Heres 30:)
Ha check it:)

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

Definitely ALL of the above! Thank for the giggle :laugh:

Sue x

T_R_A_V

Multiple orgasms.

'Nuff said.

Can you say checkmate right here

binary_jester

at least we never have to worry about our naughty bits hanging out of our shorts while exercising, or getting kicked/hit/punched/run into by small children which puts us on the ground writhing in pain where said small children think they killed us

...then having it put on youtube or AFV for the world to see.

My3Rayz

Like i tell my homies...so many reasons ta be proud girl:) Heres 30:)
Ha check it:)

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

I don't know...cartoon Wolverine and Gambit were both pretty sexy

JoyceJoanne

Multiple orgasms.

'Nuff said.

We have those...just a little more recovery time is necessary.

We also cry...acceptable when losing an appendage or kicked in certain areas.

Also during said recovery time (while waiting)...

BlindFaith

Multiple orgasms.

'Nuff said.

We have those...just a little more recovery time is necessary.

We also cry...acceptable when losing an appendage or kicked in certain areas.

Also during said recovery time (while waiting)...

-snorts-

feelingalone

OK This is too funny NOT to say OH MY GOSH! I laughed so hard at this comment that I just about peed my pants!!!! :embarassed:

ThatDollSally

Dude, I'm totally with you. Stress, anger, sadness, all are triggers for me. Not good when trying to promote the image of a strong, confident woman.

SyreetaJayne1

Women live longer because they cry more which decreases our stress hormones and increases our happy hormones!

Pfft...instead of crying, we kick cats.

(No cats were harmed in the typing of this sarcastic remark...merely threatened)

watch it buster!!! :noway:

binary_jester

Women live longer because they cry more which decreases our stress hormones and increases our happy hormones!

Pfft...instead of crying, we kick cats.

(No cats were harmed in the typing of this sarcastic remark...merely threatened)

watch it buster!!! :noway:

Fight!Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Actually be warned! I bleed easily.

Jon_Rod

When do men help!

We help out a lot..... Ladies, we do ALL the little things that you females dont even realize we do...Like, can you open this jar up hun or can u pick that heavy thing up..we fix the cars, things around the house, change lights, watch romantic movies/even though we dont want to sometimes, buy you flowers, open doors....

There is a lot of things we do to help you ladies out. Just think about it...im sure you will find something

And we give you our Sperm that gives you the greatest treasure on the face of this Planet (a child)

MSDRIZZ

Awwww that was cute.

i like being a guy because girls are all squishy and fun

captainlindarg

None of you men are helping! :explode: :mad:

<giggling a little> Well, there's a good reason to be happy to be a girl. At least we're not... them.

I feel your pain this week, sistah!

Haha! Love!

peanutrenee

Crying for no reason, at the drop of a hat..UGH! Damn hormones!

dude im preg yea i cry everyday... hey... as a girl... we dont have to think with 2 heads... we have the wonderful abilty to multitask with out dying...

peanutrenee

Multiple orgasms.

'Nuff said.

We have those...just a little more recovery time is necessary.

We also cry...acceptable when losing an appendage or kicked in certain areas.

Ok we dont suffer from wiskey ****..

chasing_130

I cry about 2-3 times a week. I'm a baby. I've accepted it lol

hroush

Just for the record, THIS girl can pee standing up if need be, yet still look stunning in a formal. Carries her squishy (in all the right places) and fun parts wherever she goes, and can still beat "hroush's" *kitten* because he is being a sarcastic dope!! :bigsmile:

I was being completely honest in both my posts, why do I deserve my *kitten* to be beaten? If you don't, I'll give you flowers :flowerforyou:

hroush

When do men help!

We help out a lot..... Ladies, we do ALL the little things that you females dont even realize we do...Like, can you open this jar up hun or can u pick that heavy thing up..we fix the cars, things around the house, change lights, watch romantic movies/even though we dont want to sometimes, buy you flowers, open doors....

You forgot one, we squish bugs.

angisnee

To put it in perspective.......I couldn't put up with half the crap you women have to......mood swings, feeling sick, bloated or sickly, or just all the prep work that goes into dolling yourselves up, the cattiness, the higher expectations and generally lower salaries, having to pick out that "all important" look or be stereotyped according to hollywood standards.......I'm sure there's a myriad of other things I forgot to mention, because after all, I'm just a man.....so my hat's off to ya for all your efforts

Awwww, thank you!