Sometimes I hate being a girl

KristenAnn711
KristenAnn711 Posts: 783
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Crying for no reason, at the drop of a hat..UGH! Damn hormones!
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  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    We can pee standing up!
  • Bigpelly8
    Bigpelly8 Posts: 504 Member
    We can pee standing up!

    don't forget, we can do that pretty much anywhere we want too!
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
    Crying for no reason, at the drop of a hat..UGH! Damn hormones!

    Well, if it was a really nice hat, we'll give you a pass.
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
    I hate being a guy because we are an ignorant, selfish, and simple breed. I try to rise above this, but my Y-chromosome keeps pulling me back down.
  • KristenAnn711
    KristenAnn711 Posts: 783
    None of you men are helping! :explode: :mad:
  • MochaMixAZ
    MochaMixAZ Posts: 844 Member
    None of you men are helping! :explode: :mad:

    <giggling a little> Well, there's a good reason to be happy to be a girl. At least we're not... them.

    I feel your pain this week, sistah!
  • SlimmingSarah
    SlimmingSarah Posts: 74
    Its otay! Sometimes you just need a good cry! To get it out of your system!

    I do it :)
  • TracieJ65
    TracieJ65 Posts: 645 Member
    When do men help!
  • AngelaPowPowPOW
    AngelaPowPowPOW Posts: 293
    Crying for no reason, at the drop of a hat..UGH! Damn hormones!
    Blame the Super Moon. I still am.
  • KristenAnn711
    KristenAnn711 Posts: 783
    Crying for no reason, at the drop of a hat..UGH! Damn hormones!
    Blame the Super Moon. I still am.

    Works for me! Girls rule and boys drool!! :tongue:
  • TracieJ65
    TracieJ65 Posts: 645 Member
    Oh, BTW, if I am out running, on trails, far from a bathroom, I am able to pee standing, with a slight squat, too! Better than peeing my pants while running!:laugh:
  • xoEllAbb
    xoEllAbb Posts: 1
    Crying for no reason, at the drop of a hat..UGH! Damn hormones!
    i agree
  • Karyannie
    Karyannie Posts: 4
    Just wondering how many calories might there be expended in a good cry?
  • celticcateyes
    celticcateyes Posts: 71 Member
    Being a girl can be tough, but we get lots of perks for being female as well. For one, we are prettier ;D

    We also get awesome clothes and shoes, make up, perfume, body lotions, Bath & Body Works, ect.

    We also, on average, live longer.
  • Silky815
    Silky815 Posts: 367 Member
    No man would ever help. I am so fed up with the male species right now. Stay strong girls.
  • KristenAnn711
    KristenAnn711 Posts: 783
    No man would ever help. I am so fed up with the male species right now. Stay strong girls.

    I hear ya sista
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
    I like how all the girls glossed over my previous comment. :P I will definitely agree that girls are prettier. Two things I'll complain about women's clothes is their dumb sizing (men get all different sizes, such as pants) and they are too expansive.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    i like being a guy because girls are all squishy and fun
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    Like i tell my homies...so many reasons ta be proud girl:) Heres 30:)
    Ha check it:)

    1. We got off the Titanic first.
    2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
    3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
    4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
    5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
    6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
    7. Taxis stop for us.
    8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
    9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
    10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
    11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
    12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
    13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
    14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
    15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
    16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
    17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
    18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
    19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
    20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
    21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
    22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
    23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
    24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
    25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
    26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
    27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
    28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
    29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
    30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
  • KristenAnn711
    KristenAnn711 Posts: 783
    i like being a guy because girls are all squishy and fun

    eh hem... squishy?....watch your adjectives MR
  • racharla
    racharla Posts: 92 Member
    http://youtu.be/NYg-gulT5vA
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
    i like being a guy because girls are all squishy and fun

    Just for the record, THIS girl can pee standing up if need be, yet still look stunning in a formal. Carries her squishy (in all the right places) and fun parts wherever she goes, and can still beat "hroush's" *kitten* because he is being a sarcastic dope!! :bigsmile:

    I don't find dumb people cute, and if I married a guy 20 yrs younger than me... he would be as sexy as they come. Girls clothes ARE sized stupid! AND yes, chocolate can usually solve any problem that a good cry can't.

    Thanks for playin'! :wink:
    Girls ROCK!! :drinker: CHEERS ladies! :heart:
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
    http://youtu.be/NYg-gulT5vA

    That was pretty good. However, I know that the reason some girls 'have headaches' will almost always make mine go away. :blushing: We usually know that we look ok, sometimes it's nice to hear your man tell you look sexy or beautiful- don't make us ask you for it (or we may go out and find that guy 20yrs younger :wink: you know they'll say it- they're trying to 'bed' us! duh! We know it too!)
    ....and yes, I do have too many shoes, but I will continue to buy more.

    Thanks for sharing this, it was fun.
    :laugh:
  • katyemmahart
    katyemmahart Posts: 1
    Women live longer because they cry more which decreases our stress hormones and increases our happy hormones!
  • gozdeh
    gozdeh Posts: 59
    Like i tell my homies...so many reasons ta be proud girl:) Heres 30:)
    Ha check it:)
    .......

    hahahah! you go girl!
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  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Women live longer because they cry more which decreases our stress hormones and increases our happy hormones!
    Pfft...instead of crying, we kick cats.

    (No cats were harmed in the typing of this sarcastic remark...merely threatened)
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Pfft...instead of crying, we kick cats.

    (No cats were harmed in the typing of this sarcastic remark...merely threatened)
    Hey now! *dodges RJ's kicks*
  • curleesam
    curleesam Posts: 462 Member
    I would rather cry at the drop of a hat than keep everything all couped up and be all emotionally detached like a lot of men! Crying is a good release!
  • BlindFaith
    BlindFaith Posts: 45
    Multiple orgasms.

    'Nuff said.
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