Sometimes I hate being a girl
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KristenAnn711
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Crying for no reason, at the drop of a hat..UGH! Damn hormones!
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We can pee standing up!0
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We can pee standing up!
don't forget, we can do that pretty much anywhere we want too!0 -
Crying for no reason, at the drop of a hat..UGH! Damn hormones!
Well, if it was a really nice hat, we'll give you a pass.0 -
I hate being a guy because we are an ignorant, selfish, and simple breed. I try to rise above this, but my Y-chromosome keeps pulling me back down.0
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None of you men are helping! :explode: :mad:0
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None of you men are helping! :explode: :mad:
<giggling a little> Well, there's a good reason to be happy to be a girl. At least we're not... them.
I feel your pain this week, sistah!0 -
Its otay! Sometimes you just need a good cry! To get it out of your system!
I do it0 -
When do men help!0
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Crying for no reason, at the drop of a hat..UGH! Damn hormones!0
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Crying for no reason, at the drop of a hat..UGH! Damn hormones!
Works for me! Girls rule and boys drool!!0 -
Oh, BTW, if I am out running, on trails, far from a bathroom, I am able to pee standing, with a slight squat, too! Better than peeing my pants while running!:laugh:0
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Crying for no reason, at the drop of a hat..UGH! Damn hormones!0
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Just wondering how many calories might there be expended in a good cry?0
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Being a girl can be tough, but we get lots of perks for being female as well. For one, we are prettier ;D
We also get awesome clothes and shoes, make up, perfume, body lotions, Bath & Body Works, ect.
We also, on average, live longer.0 -
No man would ever help. I am so fed up with the male species right now. Stay strong girls.0
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No man would ever help. I am so fed up with the male species right now. Stay strong girls.
I hear ya sista0 -
I like how all the girls glossed over my previous comment. :P I will definitely agree that girls are prettier. Two things I'll complain about women's clothes is their dumb sizing (men get all different sizes, such as pants) and they are too expansive.0
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i like being a guy because girls are all squishy and fun0
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Like i tell my homies...so many reasons ta be proud girl:) Heres 30:)
Ha check it:)
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.0 -
i like being a guy because girls are all squishy and fun
eh hem... squishy?....watch your adjectives MR0
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