Help me with my car!

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  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    To the people asking for more info. Silly me, I forgot to include the details: It's a red car. I have one of those fuzzy seat cushions, but only on the driver's seat. And I never ever put bumper stickers on it (I know you're not supposed to and it's bad for the car).

    Whens the last time you checked your dip stick lol
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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    And remember, a gallon of gas is lighter than a gallon of water.

    smiley-laughing024.gif

    Great thread BTW!

    Ted

    And before folks start piling on, gas IS in fact lighter than water, that's why it floats. Google or Youporn it.
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
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    :laugh:
  • Kolohe71
    Kolohe71 Posts: 613 Member
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    To the people asking for more info. Silly me, I forgot to include the details: It's a red car. I have one of those fuzzy seat cushions, but only on the driver's seat. And I never ever put bumper stickers on it (I know you're not supposed to and it's bad for the car).

    Damn Man! A red car with fuzzy seats? A rich guy like you should just trash-it and buy a new one.
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
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    Not sure why it wouldnt run, everything you are doing sounds like normal maintenance on a car. Let me look it up on youporn to see if they have any suggestions! I will report back later.
    '[

    bubhahahahahaha
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    Not sure why it wouldnt run, everything you are doing sounds like normal maintenance on a car. Let me look it up on youporn to see if they have any suggestions! I will report back later.
    haha youporn. Is that the new google?

    what's google??? i thought you were just supposed to post a forum on MFP everytime you had a question on ANYTHING???? i'm pretty sure thats what your supposed to do........

    Not just questions...you are supposed to start a new thread every time you brush your hair. :huh:
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    To the people asking for more info. Silly me, I forgot to include the details: It's a red car. I have one of those fuzzy seat cushions, but only on the driver's seat. And I never ever put bumper stickers on it (I know you're not supposed to and it's bad for the car).

    I see your problem already....No bumper stickers??? How the pixie piss did your car even get this far? That is clearly your issue, everyone knows that in order for a vehicle to run properly, it must have numerous bumper stickers placed at each pressure point of the car, kinda like acupuncture for vehicles....
  • PirateJenny
    PirateJenny Posts: 233
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    Stuff grapefruit into the tailpipe 6 times daily and make sure to avoid all carbohydrates like they were rabid weasels armed with laser rifles. Like seriously, don't even drive past a bakery or your tires will flatten overnight.

    IT WILL WORK BECAUSE IT WORKED FOR ME.
  • Shawnalee0703
    Shawnalee0703 Posts: 1,093
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    Help! My car is running real bad. I put gas in it sometimes, but sometimes I forget and I run out and my brother needs to bring me some. LOL. I never change the oil or check the tires because I don't believe in that stuff. But it's running really bad lately. And sometimes it doesn't start right away. Help?

    Edit: (this is my parody of a typical MFP thread)
    Jeremy and I had this conversation last night!!!!! People getting sick, people not losing weight, people having no energy.....I said exactly that "What would happen if you didn't fuel your car or put oil in it?" UH! duh! ;) It's not only about calories... it's about quality of intake. But it is soooo funny that you said that because I used the same example last night! :-D
  • Shawnalee0703
    Shawnalee0703 Posts: 1,093
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    To the people asking for more info. Silly me, I forgot to include the details: It's a red car. I have one of those fuzzy seat cushions, but only on the driver's seat. And I never ever put bumper stickers on it (I know you're not supposed to and it's bad for the car).
    So crucial! Can't forget the details! :-D HAHA Thanks for the laugh Taso!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    epic win taso, well played my friend
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
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    I see your problem already....No bumper stickers??? How the pixie piss did your car even get this far? That is clearly your issue, everyone knows that in order for a vehicle to run properly, it must have numerous bumper stickers placed at each pressure point of the car, kinda like acupuncture for vehicles....

    Well it does still have a "Vote for Dukakis" sticker, but that was on there when I bought it. I would of removed it but I'm not really the do it yourselfer type.
  • LOVEsummer
    LOVEsummer Posts: 304 Member
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    Stuff grapefruit into the tailpipe 6 times daily and make sure to avoid all carbohydrates like they were rabid weasels armed with laser rifles. Like seriously, don't even drive past a bakery or your tires will flatten overnight.

    IT WILL WORK BECAUSE IT WORKED FOR ME.


    yes!!! :laugh: I <3 this thread...
  • LOVEsummer
    LOVEsummer Posts: 304 Member
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    vote for dukakis muahahahahah

    <3
  • V44V
    V44V Posts: 366 Member
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    Put some sugar in your gas tank, I hear cars respond well to this....

    A banana in the exhaust works wonders too...

    I can't understand why it's not working (nothing you're doing sounds wrong :huh: ) Whilst it's not working you could always cut a hole in the floor and Fred Flintstone it to where ever you need to go. good exercise too, not sure how you'd count the calories without a HRM (I've not seen peddling car under cardio). Yabba Dabba Don't neglect the car...
  • Shawnalee0703
    Shawnalee0703 Posts: 1,093
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    There's also an orange light that says "Check Engine". It's always on. Is there any way I can turn that off? It's really distracting when I'm driving to work and trying to watch a DVD or read the newspaper.
    HAHAHH taso! Maybe a few of us human beings need a "check engine" light and then maybe they WOULD?? ;)
  • Shawnalee0703
    Shawnalee0703 Posts: 1,093
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    I see your problem already....No bumper stickers??? How the pixie piss did your car even get this far? That is clearly your issue, everyone knows that in order for a vehicle to run properly, it must have numerous bumper stickers placed at each pressure point of the car, kinda like acupuncture for vehicles....

    Well it does still have a "Vote for Dukakis" sticker, but that was on there when I bought it. I would of removed it but I'm not really the do it yourselfer type.
    This where LOL is actually valid- cuz I DID!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    Put some sugar in your gas tank, I hear cars respond well to this....

    NO NOT SUGAR!!! splenda or sweet n low
    nevermind the people that say it will make your engine fall out
  • Shawnalee0703
    Shawnalee0703 Posts: 1,093
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    Damn you! I thought we were finally gonna get to talk about cars
    hahahahaha! He had me fooled too, but Knowing Taso... I didn't jump to any conclusions.
  • tammyquinnlmt
    tammyquinnlmt Posts: 680 Member
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    Go green and steal a bicycle!

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