Help me with my car!

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  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    Put some sugar in your gas tank, I hear cars respond well to this....

    NO NOT SUGAR!!! splenda or sweet n low
    nevermind the people that say it will make your engine fall out

    You know, I was going to say use the sugar free sugar, but thought I would get attacked by all the sugar free sugar is lethal advocates, I always use sugar free sugar in my tank, and it runs fine....just sayin...
  • Bigpelly8
    Bigpelly8 Posts: 504 Member
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    Can solve that problem for less than 5 bucks. Gallon of gas and a lighter!
  • Shawnalee0703
    Shawnalee0703 Posts: 1,093
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    Can solve that problem for less than 5 bucks. Gallon of gas and a lighter!
    that's cutting it pretty close to 5$ my friend. Unless you can buy a lighter for less than a buck. Now what?!
  • BlueEyesAllDay
    BlueEyesAllDay Posts: 29
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    Where are you buying gas these days??? :wink:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    Put some sugar in your gas tank, I hear cars respond well to this....

    NO NOT SUGAR!!! splenda or sweet n low
    nevermind the people that say it will make your engine fall out

    You know, I was going to say use the sugar free sugar, but thought I would get attacked by all the sugar free sugar is lethal advocates, I always use sugar free sugar in my tank, and it runs fine....just sayin...

    I think I hear them now with their pitch forks and torches ready to lynch us lol
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    I knew it! You can't even mention sugar free sugar in this joint anymore!
  • stormieweather
    stormieweather Posts: 2,549 Member
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    Wait...there's SUGAR FREE SUGAR??? I want some!!
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    Of course, but its mainly used for cars, the reason why I suggested it....but IDK, I am sure in small quantities it would not be unhealthy for a human body......
  • dave4d
    dave4d Posts: 1,155 Member
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    Cars don't need gas, or oil. Just make sure you are putting plenty of water in it, and it will be ok. It may eventually turn into a bicycle, but they are more efficient anyway.
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
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    Put some sugar in your gas tank, I hear cars respond well to this....

    Exactly what I was going to suggest. I read it online.

    I read this on the internet.... it must be true.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    Not sure why it wouldnt run, everything you are doing sounds like normal maintenance on a car. Let me look it up on youporn to see if they have any suggestions! I will report back later.

    Youporn....goodsigh.gif

    Back when I was growing up all we had was National Geographic.
  • hjsyndrome
    hjsyndrome Posts: 215
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    I knew it! You can't even mention sugar free sugar in this joint anymore!

    OHHHHHHH, you said joint. Now this thread will be closed. Thx:laugh:
  • runningneo122
    runningneo122 Posts: 6,962 Member
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    Fortunately, all the MFP control freaks will ignore this thread due to the topic title. Everyone pretty much covered all the proper suggestions.... I guess all I could add would be to make sure that you don't use ethanol added gasoline because it will lower your fuel mileage and end up costing you more to fuel up.
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    Joint, but to be blunt, you really should just stick with what you are doing, it seems to be working well for you car so far...
  • 1234lbsgone
    1234lbsgone Posts: 296 Member
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    I was watching a infomercial/documentary on this just last night.
    All you need to do is send 3 easy payments of $39.99 to this company in Antarctica, they will send you a blend of sugar free sugar made from an african cactus and rare chinese noodle water, and your car will turn into a Ferrari in just 10 days!!!! It has been used for centuries by neandertals in Polynesia. There are only 2 of these cactuses left in existance.... and last year they sold 4,500,234,712 bottles!
    The mechanic who created this applied to Harvard once, so you know its totally legit! Plus the before and after photos were totally untouched. I know because I learned to use photoshop in middle school.
  • ladyhawk00
    ladyhawk00 Posts: 2,457 Member
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    Bahahaha
  • runningneo122
    runningneo122 Posts: 6,962 Member
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    Another thought would be to try the fuel injector cleaner/engine oil flush/radiator flush to get all the toxins out. That should make it run like a scalded dog!!
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    There's also an orange light that says "Check Engine". It's always on. Is there any way I can turn that off? It's really distracting when I'm driving to work and trying to watch a DVD or read the newspaper.

    Come on, I figured out how to fix that when I was 16. Place a picture of your boyfriend/girlfriend over the check engine light. You won't notice the orange light at all, not until the engine falls out and the mechanic asks if that light was on, and you say 'No! Of course not", and then he removes the picture, revealing the bright orange "Check Engine" light.

    See? Just that simple!

    I'm trying it with my speedometer now. A cop can't ticket me if I can't tell what speed I'm going!
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    A banana in the exhaust pipe works wonders too...

    I should get my mind outta the gutter.... but not today.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • runningneo122
    runningneo122 Posts: 6,962 Member
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    I'm trying it with my speedometer now. A cop can't ticket me if I can't tell what speed I'm going!
    That's not necessary. All you have to do is close your eyes when you drive past the cop w/ the radar gun on you. He can't see you when you close your eyes. :wink::laugh:

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