Help me with my car!

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  • ♥jewel♥
    ♥jewel♥ Posts: 839
    Can solve that problem for less than 5 bucks. Gallon of gas and a lighter!

    You can get a gallon of gas AND a lighter for less than $5..... :noway:
  • stormieweather
    stormieweather Posts: 2,549 Member
    Can solve that problem for less than 5 bucks. Gallon of gas and a lighter!

    You can get a gallon of gas AND a lighter for less than $5..... :noway:

    It would be very close in my town!
  • runningneo122
    runningneo122 Posts: 6,962 Member
    Can solve that problem for less than 5 bucks. Gallon of gas and a lighter!

    You can get a gallon of gas AND a lighter for less than $5..... :noway:

    It would be very close in my town!
    OK make it a gallon of gas and a few kitchen stick matches.
  • Shawnalee0703
    Shawnalee0703 Posts: 1,093
    Can solve that problem for less than 5 bucks. Gallon of gas and a lighter!

    You can get a gallon of gas AND a lighter for less than $5..... :noway:
    I wondered that too! haha not these days ;)
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I'm trying it with my speedometer now. A cop can't ticket me if I can't tell what speed I'm going!
    That's not necessary. All you have to do is close your eyes when you drive past the cop w/ the radar gun on you. He can't see you when you close your eyes. :wink::laugh:

    lmao my 3 year old daughter used to do that when she was doing something shes not supposed to.
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    BLINKER ! Thats probably why my left headlight hasn't been working the past few weeks.

    ROTFLMFAO!!! :laugh: :laugh::laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • runningneo122
    runningneo122 Posts: 6,962 Member
    I'm trying it with my speedometer now. A cop can't ticket me if I can't tell what speed I'm going!
    That's not necessary. All you have to do is close your eyes when you drive past the cop w/ the radar gun on you. He can't see you when you close your eyes. :wink::laugh:

    lmao my 3 year old daughter used to do that when she was doing something shes not supposed to.
    That's an old trucker's joke.
  • Sonofabiscuit2
    Sonofabiscuit2 Posts: 323 Member
    I can't be bothered to read all of these posts or realistically even yours op. My suggestion is see a mechanic as it is obvious that you are severely damaging your engine. Your car needs at least a much fuel put in as you use in daily driving. a proper oil change and tire replacement will actually help you to consume less fuel. All this said please see the thread titled "how much gas do you put in your car?" It will provide more details on your car's empty mode.
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    BLINKER FLUID! Thats probably why my left headlight hasn't been working the past few weeks.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
    All you need to do is send 3 easy payments of $39.99 to this company in Antarctica, they will send you a blend of sugar free sugar made from an african cactus and rare chinese noodle water, and your car will turn into a Ferrari in just 10 days!!!!

    Don't do it! I tried that and mine just turned into a Miata, and one of the rotary pistons was bent!
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