When I Was Little, I Thought

Heather75

Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben were married.

Tap water from the bathroom faucet tasted better than water from the kitchen faucet.




You?

xSmileyLeighx

That the moon really moved and followed me everywhere. haha )

LorinaLynn

But... Tap water from the bathroom DOES taste better! :laugh:

I thought the blinking red lights on radio towers were Rudolph and his offspring.

Ehafe

I always thought water from the hose was great and a privilege to drink from when I was younger.

CassieLEO

I thought that drinking pickle juice was like drinking regular juice and delicious to boot!

WolffEarl

I believed that my Grandmother could see through brick walls. Let me explain. I once found a knife in the parking lot behind out house and was going to hide it from my parents who did not approve. Think was around 6 or 7 at the time. My grandmother was visiting and told me straight up: Give me the knife. Funny thing was their are no windows or doors through which see could have seen the parking lot. So I believed that somehow, grandmothers have x-ray vision. I know better now:)

Dippydog

I thought transformers on the electrical poles held peas in them. ......don't ask.:laugh:

KickassYas

i always thought running through sprinklers was better than my cousin's blow up pool.

that my sister's mom's treadmill would eat me if i got on it.

that if i let my feet hang off the bed in the middle of the night a giant saw blade would show up and trim everything hanging off my bed.

wow i was a morbid kid!

6heatherb6

not much:embarassed:

SierraBurns87

That Ken doll was anatomically correct. :laugh:

BeeBones

that having ketuchup in my soup was normal.

real_eyes

...that I could get away with eating carrots out of my grandpa's garden by simply replacing the tops in the ground. And I did... for a short while.

anakinlover

I thought that if I put both of my knees on top of a baton, I would be able to hold myself up in mid air! :embarassed:

AdoraK

That when I had an ear ache if i laid on that ear it would fall out.

... I had a lot of ear ache as a kid.


And that if I put my feet to the end of the bed I would disappear. Slept in the fetal position when I was a kid.

lukimakamai

I believed that my Grandmother could see through brick walls. Let me explain. I once found a knife in the parking lot behind out house and was going to hide it from my parents who did not approve. Think was around 6 or 7 at the time. My grandmother was visiting and told me straight up: Give me the knife. Funny thing was their are no windows or doors through which see could have seen the parking lot. So I believed that somehow, grandmothers have x-ray vision. I know better now:)

She totally could see through brick walls! How cool, you Grandmother was a super hero!!! Do you have any super powers?

I thought my friends grandma was a witch and I would own a monkey when I grew up (I always wanted a monkey. I asked for one every Christmas and birthday until the age of twelve when I gave up. My Mom always said I could get one when I grew up. So why don't I have one? Cause now I'm grown up and don't want one any more- they are mean, can break your fingers cause their so strong and throw poop...)

JJtexasgirl

that everyone's toilets overflowed when the yard was flooded (we lived in the country and had a septic tank)

that the crawdad's we caught would really fight to the death in the little corrals we built

that everyone had chickens in the back yard and got their eggs from the coop - the first time I saw eggs in the store, I was so confused

that if I pumped my legs enough on the swing, I could go all the way around

lukimakamai

Oh and I thought I could fly! I had a lot of dreams about flying and thought they must be real!

6heatherb6

That Ken doll was anatomically correct. :laugh:

You mean he's not??????????????????

Carl01

That Ken doll was anatomically correct. :laugh:

You mean he's not??????????????????

christinekojack

that having ketuchup in my soup was normal.

LOL i used to do that too!!!

stephr2014

*BUMP* lol

BeeBones

that the sound in your ear when its pluged with water, was ants marching in my brain.

anewattitude

that my parents were actually playing leap frog when I walked in on them once... hey... don't judge.. I was little and that's what they said...... lol

copperdave

That the people on TV were actually IN the TV.

Heather75

I thought there was a guy living under my bed with freakishly long arms and legs named "Wacky", and if one of my limbs dangled over the edge he would grab me take me to who knows where.

Needless to say, I wet the bed until I was seven...

mandapanda001

That chest of drawers was pronounced chester drawers, lol!

deeharley

When my kids were little they thought that since moths would eat clothes, they could end up naked on the sidewalk if a moth ever landed on them.

emariec78

That if you touched the leaves of an african violet plant they would die. My mom had several and I liked to touch them since they were fuzzy and soft so she told me that to stop me. Sadly I'll admit I didn't realize it wasn't true until I was much older:blushing:

My brother thought that if he jumped out the window with a blanket he could use it as a prachute....he broke his arm.

dengarrett

That "Broctoyouby" was a word introducing commercials on TV ("brought to you by")

zave

I thought people on my TV, were actually in my TV.

arewethereyet

I believed that my Grandmother could see through brick walls. Let me explain. I once found a knife in the parking lot behind out house and was going to hide it from my parents who did not approve. Think was around 6 or 7 at the time. My grandmother was visiting and told me straight up: Give me the knife. Funny thing was their are no windows or doors through which see could have seen the parking lot. So I believed that somehow, grandmothers have x-ray vision. I know better now:)

or DO you:huh: