When I Was Little, I Thought

wonnder1

The meaning of "wind shield factor" was how cold the air that hit the windshield was. I thought it was the windshield factor until I was 13.

FunRun08

I used to be terrified of automatic flush toilets, and for the longest time I used to think that I should be the oldest one in the family because my birthday is in January.

heyitsmekatie

i used to think i'd be completely safe from monsters, burglars, and sharks (yes, sharks) as i slept in my bed as long as i was completely covered by my blanket... as if it were some kind of impenetrable shield!

MissingMinnesota

I thought that drinking pickle juice was like drinking regular juice and delicious to boot!

I loved pickle juice growing up

songbyrdsweet

I used to think that purple crayons were made out of raisins. I HATED raisins, so I never colored with my purple crayons.

I also thought that if I mixed my chocolate and vanilla swirl pudding together, it would taste like peanut butter once it turned tan.

TurtleCrush

That my dad was my knight in shining Armour. Still feel that way.

TurtleCrush

My dad always told me it was barking spiders when he farted. "See, there goes those barking spiders!" LMAO!!!!

So did my dad. Still does. Weird.

My dad still says that now a days. I thought he was serious and now I hear him say it and just laugh.

CherryteaMT

I swore the water from the bathroom sink was WAY better. I also thought I was adopted, my sister told me I was and being the only blonde in my brunette family I completely believed it.

my brother told me i was adopted too..that my mom went to the hospital for some minor surgery and a lady named Sueanne (my middle name is Suanne) had me and couldnt take me home so my mom took me home...


peanut butter and chocolate sandwiches were the BOMB and so was saltine crackers with maple syrup on them...

CherryteaMT

there was a song sung by Elvis called "Let me Be There" and the lyrics were "Let me take you to that wonderland where only two can share".....


i thought it was "Take me to that laundromat where only two can share"

jesster64

that if you swallowed a seed, a plant would grow inside of you
If I marked a penny and put it in the bank account, I could look for it when they gave me all my money back.

beautifulnow

ok so when I was like 6 I woke up to potty and my parents were sleeping on the floor..topless and my dad was a big guy and my mom was tiny...but as I looked at them in shock I realized that boy and girls switch boobs when they are sleeping lol...I am a weirdo

Heather75

there was a song sung by Elvis called "Let me Be There" and the lyrics were "Let me take you to that wonderland where only two can share".....


i thought it was "Take me to that laundromat where only two can share"

That is a small laundromat. That's no way to run a business!

sweetsarah

It was so neat that my mom could write on a piece of paper(check) to pay for the groceries and they would give her money besides! Couldn't wait till I could I could do that!!!!

DangerRanger

that if i kept "experimenting" with myself, I would go blind!!!

NOT TRUE!!!! Living proof

beautifulnow

you'll shoot your eye out....lol

mccorml

lol always had to have my closet doors shut and my door open for quick escape from idk what i thought the trees outside my windows were alive that one kept me awake alot at night

and my brother used to think girls had the same body parts as guys but without balls and that they would sword fight and the girl would get pregnant dont understand that one but he was pretty young maybe hes still in the closet :noway: lolz

scubacat

That a ray of sunshine through an opening of an otherwise cloudy sky meant that someone in that vicinity had died and was being lifted up to Heaven.

That a wedding or baby shower involved a bunch of people giving a bride or baby an actual shower. lol

My daughters are 3 and 4 and they believe that a crescent moon is actually "smiling" at them.

Erindipitous

I used to be afraid of balloons. BALLOONS!

I am still afraid of latex balloons! The foil kind are fine, but latex balloons scare the hell out of me!

I remember us doing "How to" presentations in speech class in my first semester of college. Some girl did "How to make a balloon animal" and she was squeaking that thing at the front of the room and I started freaking out. Then she proceeds to say, "And I have enough for all of you to try!" and pulls out a black trash bag full of blown up balloons.

I had to leave the room. :embarassed:



When I was a kid I used to think "pregnant" was a bad word.

I know there are others; I just can't think of them right now!

AlexandraR2011

I thought I would grow up and have a completely different face

Erindipitous

That if I crossed my eyes long enough, they would get stuck.

That kissing got people pregnant.. Or if a guy peed in the toilet after a girl didn't flush (or vice-versa) that a baby would get stuck in the pipes. lol.

Oh! That if I stuck an egg in the microwave, it would hatch a baby chick. I even made a little bed for it and all, and then after a few minutes in the nuker, the door blew open and there was egg EVERYWHERE. Haha..

ej_xo

- I thought there were cameras on every single inanimate objects ...except BAND-AIDS (specifically BAND-AIDs, I don't know why...) LOL

- I thought that the rain drops on the windows were little worms and I named them all "Slither"

- Andddd I thought that companies only made ONE of each toy, so when the commercials would play on TV me and my little sister would fight over who got the toy.

nuemmedigg

...that the lamp in my bedroom could see everything I was doing. (Was preparing myself to living in a metropolis in the 21st century with sec. cams everywhere).

KayleesTryin

I used to think that if you were going to have a baby you absolutely HAD to go to the hospital and have a Doctor deliver it... Because if you didn't how would you ever know if it was a boy or a girl if the doctor didn't tell you...

whiskey9890

that chrysanthamum was a swear word :blushing:

1980carrie

when i was younger i asked my granny what it was like when the grass satrted to grow through green? lol. because all her photos were black n white i thought the world was black n white not the technology!.... i was around 9 or 10 when i asked so no excuses! lol xx

hazelbliss6

I used to think when I grew up I would become a mermaid. I just really really believed it when ppl told me I could be ANYTHING I wanted to be someday.

BflSaberfan

My kids believe when its thundering its Michael Jackson bowling.

Sonofabiscuit2

I believed that if I swing high enough and jumped hard enough I could fly

I believed I controlled the wind with my mind and breath

Karleyyy

that Pink Floyd was a guy named Floyd with pink hair.

that Washington DC was in Washington state.

that if you didn't eat your dinner, old people at a nursing home would chew up your food and spit it in a jar, then put a tube down your throat and slide it down there.... thanks Dad! I ate my dinner after that.

that soda came from wells in Greenville (a place in Maine).

that sex was when two people got naked and kissed....learned that one at daycare. Lmao.


My Dad could convince me of anything, he was constantly telling me fibs. I would always say "you are lying, Dad!" and he was laugh and say, "it's not a lie, it's FIB."

hjsyndrome

I thought when I looked at black and white photos, that back then the world was black and white.

I used to think this as well, along with the black and white movies.