Favorite lines from your favorite movies!!!

JDMPWR

Ill start off with my favorites.....these are just a few of many.....

"There's the rub. "

"And you got these f*cking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?"

"I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man"

"I love lamp"

"I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

"When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a ****ing dinosaur and get a job"

"Brennan Huff: I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
Nancy Huff: You dont know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.
Brennan Huff: It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that **** up everyday. "

"Why are you so sweaty? I was watching COPS"

"Dale Doback: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

Dr. Robert Doback: Shut the *kitten* up!"

And lastly

"Brennan Huff: This house is a f*cking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullsh#t!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel D@cks!"

TK266

"Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last f***ing thing you need is another cup of coffee."

InstantSunshine

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now."

Kelleinna

"Honey, could you pick up another frying pan? I'm just a little bit squeamish about cooking in the one we've been using to kill people."

sandman27959

"Peter.... yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday."

JustJenn419

-You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
-So you can breathe.
-Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
-That's, um... That's an interesting theory.

"An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "

Marcus_E

Far too many to add, but here's a few:

I, myself, subscribe more to the European philosophy of life, my priorities leaning towards wine, women... well, actually, that's about it.

Anyone in the mood for a little Alfie, straight-up?

You know what? When I look back on my little life and the birds I've known, and think of all the things they've done for me and the little I've done for them, you'd think I've had the best of it along the line. But what have I got out of it? I've got a bob or two, some decent clothes, a car, I've got me health back and I ain't attached. But I ain't got me peace of mind - and if you ain't got that, you ain't got nothing. I dunno. It seems to me if they ain't got you one way they've got you another. So what's the answer? That's what I keep asking myself - what's it all about? Know what I mean?

I know you're not standing on your front porch with a bag of money waiting for me to call you. But I'm not some 18-year-old selling a cure for AIDS. I'm 46 years old, I have 22 years market experience, I know this business. So pick up your skirt, grab your balls, and lets go make some money.

And classic Nielsen: Roger:"We have clearance, Clarence." Clarence: "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"

lbetancourt

Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the ****." "What the ****" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future. - Risky Business.

JustJenn419

I'm not even supposed to be here today! - Dante Hicks

jlprovost

One of my all time favorites is from the movie Patch Adams, "Let's check out the maternity ward, you know those chicks put out"

"We got no food, we got no water, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!" - dumb and dumber

"Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta **** one, marry one, kill one, go!" - step brothers

"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the **** outta here?" - Boondock Saints

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The princess bride

yeah i could keep going but i'll stop

FitFrenchGirl

Ethan Tremblay: Where's your dad?
Peter Highman: Uh... no idea.
Ethan Tremblay: When's the last time you saw him?
Peter Highman: 1977. He had his bags packed at the door and he picked them up and put in the back of his car. And, uh, drove away. Last time I ever saw him.
Ethan Tremblay: [begins laughing hysterically]
Ethan Tremblay: That's so funny! My dad would never do that, he loved me!


FROM DUE DATE!!!!!!!

"You better change yourself before you wreck yourself." also from due date ahahhaha

TurtlesRule

"Hey ma can we get some meat loaf!.....Hey ma the MEATLOAF we want it now! The MEATLOAF, Ma the MEATLOAF!! F**K!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Missjulesdid

'Keep your filthy paws of my silky drawers'

'These are not the droids you are looking for'

'You're gonna need a bigger boat'


huh, guess I really am stuck in the 70s

pink_and_shiny

I'm not even supposed to be here today! - Dante Hicks

37!?!?!

:laugh:

kristydi

My all time favorite from "Sliding Doors"

"I'm woman Jerry! We don't SAY what we want! But we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it!"


From Serenity
"If wishes were horses we'd all be eatin' steak."

pinkgigi

jtuner I bet you know this one:

"I don't know what to do with my hands"

"I'm still in my pee pants"

"what you ate a whole wheel of cheese and crapped in the refrigerator, I'm not mad I'm impressed"

GG

Tzavush

“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”

You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you. You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to die.”

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"You can't handle the truth!"

"I'll have what she's having."

chezmama

My favorite movie is Smoke Signals. It is chock full of great lines. A few favorites that come to mind are:

"Hey kids, better eat your Wheaties! First bell rang five minutes ago."

"I think it's a fine example of the oral tradition."

"Hey Victor!"

" I guess your warrior look doesn't work all the time."

"John Wayne's teeth, Heya Heya! John Wayne's teeth, Heya Heya! Are they false, are they real? Are they plastic, are they steel? John Wayne's teeth, Heya Heya!"

Girl: You guys are heros. It's like you're the Lone Ranger and Tonto.
Thomas: It's more like we're Tonto and Tonto.

JustJenn419

I'm not even supposed to be here today! - Dante Hicks

37!?!?!

:laugh:

I LOVE that you knew that!!! Try not to...... on the way to the parking lot!

pink_and_shiny

I'm not even supposed to be here today! - Dante Hicks

37!?!?!

:laugh:

I LOVE that you knew that!!! Try not to...... on the way to the parking lot!

:laugh: Such a good movie! I also really love "Clerks 2". Pillowpants!!

JDMPWR

^^^ I would quote but all of it is so dirty....well to post on this forum anyways!

binary_jester

I'm your huckleberry - Doc Holiday

brewingaz

"This one gang wanted to recruit me because I'm pretty good with a bo staff" - Napolean Dynamite

kristiek7

*cough* I think I'm getting the black lung - zoolander

myukniewicz

"I'm going to put my nut sack, on your drum set" - Step Brothers
"Everyone has a dog... but nobody f**ks with a lion" - Grandma's Boy

MeliciousMelis

Essentially, every single line in Pulp Fiction.

Also

Corbin Dallllllasssssss

RoadDog

*You can't handle the truth!
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. "

mishelnkiki

Adam: "If you don't like it, you can move back in with your mom."
Jacob: "No, I can't. Actually, she moved in her new boyfriend. I will not be anywhere near that."
Adam: "She moved in with him?"
Jacob: "Yeah, the taxidermist. The taxidermist is stuffing my mother."


"I didn't f***in' try and kill myself! If I wanted to kill myself, I'd f***in' kill myself. I'd be awesome at it. Shotgun to the ****."


"I want an escort to escort our penises into her vagina."

"You're really ruining my Zen thing."

"No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. If you were in the wild, I would attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and eat you."

i could go on for days. but hot tub time machine... i know ALL quotes from that movie. HILARIOUS!

chocolateandvodka

"i consider myself a one man wolf pack"

actually pretty much the entire script from The Hangover...

ladybug1620

"But my lips really hurt!"

"Tina! Come get some ham, you fat lard!"

emylourow

"surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!"


"How much is wow?"
"It's right in between oh, ouch and boing"
"wow!"


"What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl, who can't act, and is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting."