Favorite lines from your favorite movies!!!

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  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    I'm your huckleberry - Doc Holiday
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
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    "This one gang wanted to recruit me because I'm pretty good with a bo staff" - Napolean Dynamite
  • kristiek7
    kristiek7 Posts: 198
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    *cough* I think I'm getting the black lung - zoolander
  • myukniewicz
    myukniewicz Posts: 906 Member
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    "I'm going to put my nut sack, on your drum set" - Step Brothers
    "Everyone has a dog... but nobody f**ks with a lion" - Grandma's Boy
  • MeliciousMelis
    MeliciousMelis Posts: 458 Member
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    Essentially, every single line in Pulp Fiction.

    Also

    Corbin Dallllllasssssss
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
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    *You can't handle the truth!
    Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. "
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
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    Adam: "If you don't like it, you can move back in with your mom."
    Jacob: "No, I can't. Actually, she moved in her new boyfriend. I will not be anywhere near that."
    Adam: "She moved in with him?"
    Jacob: "Yeah, the taxidermist. The taxidermist is stuffing my mother."


    "I didn't f***in' try and kill myself! If I wanted to kill myself, I'd f***in' kill myself. I'd be awesome at it. Shotgun to the ****."


    "I want an escort to escort our penises into her vagina."

    "You're really ruining my Zen thing."

    "No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. If you were in the wild, I would attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and eat you."

    i could go on for days. but hot tub time machine... i know ALL quotes from that movie. HILARIOUS!
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,856 Member
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    "i consider myself a one man wolf pack"

    actually pretty much the entire script from The Hangover...
  • ladybug1620
    ladybug1620 Posts: 1,136 Member
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    "But my lips really hurt!"

    "Tina! Come get some ham, you fat lard!"
  • emylourow
    emylourow Posts: 38
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    "surely you can't be serious?"
    "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!"


    "How much is wow?"
    "It's right in between oh, ouch and boing"
    "wow!"


    "What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl, who can't act, and is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting."
  • ingeborgv
    ingeborgv Posts: 175 Member
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    "You did your best? Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen."
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
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    "I'm American honey, our names don't mean *kitten*..." Butch, Pulp Fiction

    "The rug really pulled the room together" The Dude, The Big Lebowski

    "In one week, I can put a bug so far up her *kitten*, she don't know whether to *kitten* or wind her wristwatch." McMurphy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    "Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last f***ing thing you need is another cup of coffee."

    Every line from "Reservoir Dogs" can be added here! :laugh: :smokin:
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
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    "But I don't want to squeal like a pig!" -Gone Fishing.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    that word, I do not think it means what you think it means, and,

    Never go up against a sicilian when death is on the line! from The Princess Bride


    The Sicilian speech given by Clarence's father (played by Denis Hopper) in which he explains why Sicilians have dark hair and brown skin as opposed to being light, like Northern Italians... priceless, but NSFW

    It's better to have a gun and not need one, than to need a gun and not have one - Clarence Worley, True Romance

    These aren't my clothes! - Alabama Worley, True Romance

    You're so cool....True Romance

    That's why I named our son Elvis... :heart: True Romance
  • DeathIsMyGift
    DeathIsMyGift Posts: 434 Member
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    "TOWANDA!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • DeathIsMyGift
    DeathIsMyGift Posts: 434 Member
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    From Serenity
    "If wishes were horses we'd all be eatin' steak."

    YAY! Jayne love <3
  • lloydrt
    lloydrt Posts: 1,121 Member
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    " Dont f--k with me fellas..........this aint my first time at the rode0"

    Joan Crawford telling the board of Pepsi where to get off when they tried to get her off the board, after her husband died.......

    Joan was played by Faye Dunaway in the movie Mommie Dearest, .......one of the worst , but yet, to me, a great B trash movie.............Just loved the look on all those suits face when Joan Crawford tells the where to stick it.............
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
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    Too much to type.....the language is NSFW(not safe for work)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Za2k5wA3sk

    One of the best movies Spike Lee has ever made and man Edward Norton plays the role so well.
  • TexasNurseMom78
    TexasNurseMom78 Posts: 897 Member
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    " Nobody puts baby in a corner"

    " You know what they say, if you can't say anything nice, come sit by me!"

    " I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is"

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