Favorite lines from your favorite movies!!!

ingeborgv

"You did your best? Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen."

reepobob

"I'm American honey, our names don't mean *kitten*..." Butch, Pulp Fiction

"The rug really pulled the room together" The Dude, The Big Lebowski

"In one week, I can put a bug so far up her *kitten*, she don't know whether to *kitten* or wind her wristwatch." McMurphy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Shannon023

"Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last f***ing thing you need is another cup of coffee."

Every line from "Reservoir Dogs" can be added here! :laugh: :smokin:

koosdel

"But I don't want to squeal like a pig!" -Gone Fishing.

LuckyLeprechaun

that word, I do not think it means what you think it means, and,

Never go up against a sicilian when death is on the line! from The Princess Bride


The Sicilian speech given by Clarence's father (played by Denis Hopper) in which he explains why Sicilians have dark hair and brown skin as opposed to being light, like Northern Italians... priceless, but NSFW

It's better to have a gun and not need one, than to need a gun and not have one - Clarence Worley, True Romance

These aren't my clothes! - Alabama Worley, True Romance

You're so cool....True Romance

That's why I named our son Elvis... True Romance

DeathIsMyGift

"TOWANDA!!!!!!!!!!!"

DeathIsMyGift

From Serenity
"If wishes were horses we'd all be eatin' steak."

YAY! Jayne love

lloydrt

" Dont f--k with me fellas..........this aint my first time at the rode0"

Joan Crawford telling the board of Pepsi where to get off when they tried to get her off the board, after her husband died.......

Joan was played by Faye Dunaway in the movie Mommie Dearest, .......one of the worst , but yet, to me, a great B trash movie.............Just loved the look on all those suits face when Joan Crawford tells the where to stick it.............

JDMPWR

Too much to type.....the language is NSFW(not safe for work)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Za2k5wA3sk

One of the best movies Spike Lee has ever made and man Edward Norton plays the role so well.

TexasNurseMom78

" Nobody puts baby in a corner"

" You know what they say, if you can't say anything nice, come sit by me!"

" I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is"

DeathIsMyGift

" Nobody puts baby in a corner"

" You know what they say, if you can't say anything nice, come sit by me!"

" I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is"

That is one of my fav Steel Magnolia quotes. I say it all the time LOL
Kudos on Dirty Dancing and Forrest too

Neliel

"Peter.... yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday."

Damn I wanna watch Office Space again now!

Pandorian

"411 for information, 911 for emergency.... 976 for good time...."

Bah the other ones are all context sensitive... well so was the first one....the speaker is sitting with a psychiatrist or somesuch professional showing that he knows what a phone is for...., like "two faces" at the chicken shop when told he can have any part he wants for lunch... or the "no potatoes, chocolate...... no chocolate... potatoes" exchange...

Big Man on Campus oh where did you go? I've never been able to find it on VHS, DVD or anything. Used to watch it on a regular basis.

mishelnkiki

" Dont f--k with me fellas..........this aint my first time at the rode0"

Joan Crawford telling the board of Pepsi where to get off when they tried to get her off the board, after her husband died.......

Joan was played by Faye Dunaway in the movie Mommie Dearest, .......one of the worst , but yet, to me, a great B trash movie.............Just loved the look on all those suits face when Joan Crawford tells the where to stick it.............

mommy dearest is one of my fave movies! we used to piss my mom off all the time. she was kinda drill srg-esk. she would say to do something and we would say... yes mommy dearest. LMAO!

jdm_taco

"This isn't 'nam, smokey, there are rules."
-Walter Sobchak

lloydrt

misheika, lol

"no wire hangers Cristina.....NO WIRE HANGERS.....AAAAAA, , , blam, blam,


"Mommie, no ........no mommie dearest"..........


wow, you cant find worst acting than that......just the worst movie , lol, I love it.......thanks for your story mis......Lloyd

bmontgomery87

"Satan is in the house. He killed my mom, and turned her into a bull"

Adelphia

WHAT WAS IN THE BOX
AW WHAT'S IN THE BOOOX.
WHAT'S IN THE ****ING BOX.

Voncreepy2

"Peter.... yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday."

Damn I wanna watch Office Space again now!

"That's My Stapler.......":laugh:

taso42_DELETED

"I know you don't smoke weed. I knoooow this. But today, I'm gonna get you high, because it's Friday, you ain't got a job, and you ain't got *kitten* to do."

"Gentlemen, let's not suck each other's ****'s just yet."

"I did not hit him. Did not. did not. i didn't. i didn't hit him. Oh hai Mark!"

"Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!"

"Wait till mom finds out you're a werewolf!"

"No fighting in the war room!"

"If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the f*cking car. "

erickirb

"How about I give you a spoon and you eat my *kitten*"

bmontgomery87

"I'm just trying to get a little slap the pickle"

FearAnLoathing

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. - Fear an Loathing in Las Vegas


It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.- Heathers


Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead hooker stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right f***ing now. Buenas noches. _ Four Rooms

bmontgomery87

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. - Fear an Loathing in Las Vegas

This is bat country.

BlueEyesAllDay

*You can't handle the truth!
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. "

Awesome movie... While my Dad was in the Navy, we were stationed in GTMO for about 3 years. I absolutely LOVED it down there.

Ashley_Panda

"Goose, you big stud."
"That's me, honey"
"Take me to bed or lose me forever!"
"Show me the way home, honey"

And pretty much all of Top Gun, Forrest Gump and Sling Blade are quoted daily at our house.

FearAnLoathing

Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.

I had to come all the way from the highway and byways of Tallahassee, Florida to MotorCity, Detroit to find my true love. If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together. And til this day, the events that followed all still seems like a distant dream. But the dream was real and was to change our lives forever. I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing and things seemed to be getting so ****ty. And he'd say, "that's the way it goes, but don't forget, it goes the other way too." That's the way romance is... Usually, that's the way it goes, but every once in awhile, it goes the other way too.

both from True Romance

Adelphia

"Satan is in the house. He killed my mom, and turned her into a bull"

"JESUS! Have I sinned or am I going to heaven?!"

BlueEyesAllDay

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere.

I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

Ty Webb: Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.
Danny Noonan: It's hard when you're talking like that.

spcopps

Puff Puff Give Mother Fu**er!!
Don't nobody go in there for 35-45 minutes
You got knocked the fu** out

Yea I love the movie Friday :smokin: