Favorite lines from your favorite movies!!!

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  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
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    "Now, d i c k s have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell p u s s y and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old p u s s y, and have brought your two little mincey *kitten* balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no p u s s y here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

    And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...

    Written down the side of mine...

    Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... *kitten* off!"
  • spcopps
    spcopps Posts: 283
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    "I'm just trying to get a little slap the pickle"

    LMAO Beerfest..
  • Kolohe71
    Kolohe71 Posts: 613 Member
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    "I'm here to kick *kitten* and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!" Roddy Piper - They Live

    "Certianly illustrates the versatility of the word" - Boondock Saints
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    You're killing me smalls!
  • bmontgomery87
    bmontgomery87 Posts: 1,260 Member
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    "Satan is in the house. He killed my mom, and turned her into a bull"
    "JESUS! Have I sinned or am I going to heaven?!"


    "They're from England dear"
    "Ohhhhh That explains it"
  • Kolohe71
    Kolohe71 Posts: 613 Member
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    I'm your huckleberry - Doc Holiday

    This probably one of the most miss-quoted lines of any movie. Actual line was "I'm your Hucklebearer." Which is old slang for a pallbearer.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    My favorite - A Clockwork Orange

    "Dim: What did you do that for?
    Alex: For being a *kitten* with no manners, and not a dook of an idea how to comport yourself public-wise, O my brother.
    Dim: I don't like you should do what you done, and I'm not your brother no more and wouldn't want to be.
    Alex: Watch that. Do watch that, O Dim, if to continue to be on live thou dost wish.
    Dim: Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. Well, it stands to reason I won't have it.
    Alex: A nozh scrap any time you say.
    Dim: Doobidoob. A bit tired, maybe. Best not to say more. Bedways is rightways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right, right? "

    "Eggiwegs! I would like... to smash them! "
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    "... every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good..."
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
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    "... every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good..."

    And for the rest of the day, MissOutandAbout shall have that song swimming 'round her head. LOL
  • amelia_atlantic
    amelia_atlantic Posts: 926 Member
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    Frank: "Hey Billy. Who would you rather bone? Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?"
    Billy Madison "Jack Nicholson NOW or 1974?"
    Frank: "'74."
    Billy Madison"...Meg Ryan."
  • BamBam1113
    BamBam1113 Posts: 542 Member
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    You smoke crack don't ya? BOY LOOK AT ME! Don't you smoke crack?

    *whimper* "Yessir."

    Smokin' crack is the same thing as killin' yourself, you're just doing it slower. Now I say if ya gonna kill yourself don't f*** around with it. DO IT EXPEDITIOUSLY!!!"

    Morgan Freeman - Lean On Me
  • MeliciousMelis
    MeliciousMelis Posts: 458 Member
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    that word, I do not think it means what you think it means, and,

    Never go up against a sicilian when death is on the line! from The Princess Bride


    The Sicilian speech given by Clarence's father (played by Denis Hopper) in which he explains why Sicilians have dark hair and brown skin as opposed to being light, like Northern Italians... priceless, but NSFW

    It's better to have a gun and not need one, than to need a gun and not have one - Clarence Worley, True Romance

    These aren't my clothes! - Alabama Worley, True Romance

    You're so cool....True Romance

    That's why I named our son Elvis... :heart: True Romance

    LOVE True Romance!!
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
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    I'm not even supposed to be here today! - Dante Hicks

    MY FAV MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!!!!

    BTW-- Kevin smith is on a diet and is looking mighty sexy... ;)
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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    See, there's three kinds of people: d icks, pu$$ies, and *kitten*. Pu$$ies think everyone can get along, and d icks just want to f uck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your *kitten*, Chuck. And all the *kitten* want us to *kitten* all over everything! So, pu$$ies may get mad at d icks once in a while, because pu$$ies get f ucked by ****$. But ****$ also f uck *kitten*, Chuck. And if they didn't **** the *kitten*, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d ick and your pu$$y all covered in *kitten*! -Team America
  • sovokit
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    Brian "I've just got one or two things to say."
    Crowd "Tell us. Tell us both of them"
    Brian "Look, you've got it all wrong. You don't NEED to follow me! You don't NEED to follow anybody!
    You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals."
    Crowd "Yes, we're all individuals"
    Brian "You're all different."
    Crowd "Yes, we are all different."
    .
    .
    .
    "I'm not"

    Life of Brian
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
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    "... every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good..."

    "RUN AWAY!!.... RUN AWAY!!"
  • CakeFit21
    CakeFit21 Posts: 2,521 Member
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    Pretty much all of "Love Actually"

    Natalie: Hello, David. I mean "sir". *kitten*, I can't believe I've just said that. And now I've gone and said "*kitten*" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
    Prime Minister: It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "*kitten*," and then we'd have been in real trouble.
    Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was gonna *kitten* up on the first day. Oh, piss it!

    Daniel: [laughs] Aren't you a bit young to be in love?
    Sam: No.
    Daniel: Oh, well, okay... right. Well, I mean, I'm a little relieved.
    Sam: Why?
    Daniel: Well, because I thought it would be something worse.
    Sam: [incredulous] Worse than the total agony of being in love?
    Daniel: Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony.

    Sam: Let's go get the *kitten* kicked out of us by love.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    "... every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good..."

    "RUN AWAY!!.... RUN AWAY!!"

    Yesss!!!! I confused my boss when he came into my office and said "I have a project for you..." and i screamed "RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!"
  • AshCarlson
    AshCarlson Posts: 122
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    My all time favorite will forever be:

    "of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walked into mine"

    :smile:
  • LeonaB17
    LeonaB17 Posts: 304
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    You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.


    Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the death trap rendezvous?
    She chose the spot.
    Well, isn't that just dandy.
    Look, she's not a military strategist. She's just an actress.
    Well, you don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement.


    Inglourious Basterds - pretty much the best movie ever made ever.

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