Favorite lines from your favorite movies!!!

CherryteaMT

anything from Forrest Gump


"I will not be ignored"....Fatal Attraction

"I carried a watermelon"

Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
Andrew Clark: ...and an athlete...
Allison Reynolds: ...and a basket case...
Claire Standish: ...a princess...
John Bender: ...and a criminal...
Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

corsayre8

George Clooney in "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind"

"Jesus Christ was dead and Aline again my 34, you better get crackin"

Don't know why, but it always cracks me up.

Sh1tsRainbows

"... every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good..."

"RUN AWAY!!.... RUN AWAY!!"

Yesss!!!! I confused my boss when he came into my office and said "I have a project for you..." and i screamed "RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!"

LMAO!!!!!

"Look its just a flesh wound"

Lanfear

From a couple of my all time favourite films:

Alice: "My name......my name is Alice. And I remember everything."

Red Queen: "You're all going to die down here."

Alice: "How long ago have you been bitten?"
Carlos: "Three hours."
LJ: "What?"
Alice: "Today's your lucky day."
L.J.: [to Carlos] "You should have told me you were bit, motherf*cker, I'm hanging with you and *kitten*!"



Dallas: "What's your name?"
Leeloo: "Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat."
Dallas: "Good. That... that whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh... a shorter name?"
Leeloo: "Leeloo."

Police: "Are you classified as human?"
Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

Leeloo: "Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass."
Dallas: "Yeah."
Leeloo: "Mul-ti-pass."
Dallas: "Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife."
Leeloo: "Mul-ti-pass."
Dallas: "We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen... "
Leeloo: "Mul-ti-pass."
Dallas: "Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love."

Karleyyy

Clerks 2-

Sexy Stud: So, where're we doin' this thing?
Randal Graves: Oh, right inside the restaurant.
Sexy Stud: You're kidding.
Randal Graves: Not spacious enough?
Sexy Stud: No, it's plenty spacious, just kinda weird, isn't it?
Randal Graves: Kinda weird? You're in the bestiality business, dude.
Sexy Stud: Hey, ****o, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Randal Graves: Intriguing.

Teen #1: You guys holding?
Jay: ****, everything but coke, heroin and your ****.
Teen #2: What?
Teen #1: How 'bout a nickel bag, man?
Jay: [singing] Oh, fifteen bucks, little man, put that **** in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
Teen #1: [to friend] He likes to sing.

runlorirun

Moulin Rouge:

Zidler: I am the evil maharajah.
Satine: Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could.
Zidler: No one's going to.

Cast of Spectacular, Spectacular: [singing] So exciting, we'll make them laugh, we'll make them cry. So delighting...
The Duke: And in the end, should someone die?

Zidler: She said you make her feel "like a virgin."
The Duke: Virgin?
Zidler: You know, touched for the very first time.

Zombieland:
Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.
Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie.

Tallahassee: [discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the ******* Twinkies?
Columbus: I love Sno-Balls.
Tallahassee: I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency.
Columbus: [eats a Sno Ball] Fresh.
Tallahassee: Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet.

Columbus: In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda... coulda... shoulda.

Tallahassee: There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty.

12 Angry Men (1957):

Juror #10: Listen to me. We're... This kid on trial here... his type, well, don't you know about them? There's a, there's a danger here. These people are dangerous. They're wild. Listen to me. Listen.

Juror #4: I have. Now sit down and don't open your mouth again.

Juror #8: It's always difficult to keep personal prejudice out of a thing like this. And wherever you run into it, prejudice always obscures the truth. I don't really know what the truth is. I don't suppose anybody will ever really know. Nine of us now seem to feel that the defendant is innocent, but we're just gambling on probabilities - we may be wrong. We may be trying to let a guilty man go free, I don't know. Nobody really can. But we have a reasonable doubt, and that's something that's very valuable in our system. No jury can declare a man guilty unless it's SURE. We nine can't understand how you three are still so sure. Maybe you can tell us.


Braveheart:

William Wallace: It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom.

William Wallace: Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.

Stephen: I didn't like him anyway. He wasn't right in the head.

Robert's Father: All men betray. All lose heart.
Robert the Bruce: I don't want to lose heart! I want to believe as he does... I will never be on the wrong side again.


Ok that's all for now....

pink_and_shiny

Clerks 2-

Sexy Stud: So, where're we doin' this thing?
Randal Graves: Oh, right inside the restaurant.
Sexy Stud: You're kidding.
Randal Graves: Not spacious enough?
Sexy Stud: No, it's plenty spacious, just kinda weird, isn't it?
Randal Graves: Kinda weird? You're in the bestiality business, dude.
Sexy Stud: Hey, ****o, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Randal Graves: Intriguing.

Teen #1: You guys holding?
Jay: ****, everything but coke, heroin and your ****.
Teen #2: What?
Teen #1: How 'bout a nickel bag, man?
Jay: [singing] Oh, fifteen bucks, little man, put that **** in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong!
Teen #1: [to friend] He likes to sing.

"You NEVER go *kitten* to mouth!!"

kristydi

From a couple of my all time favourite films:

Alice: "My name......my name is Alice. And I remember everything."

Red Queen: "You're all going to die down here."

Alice: "How long ago have you been bitten?"
Carlos: "Three hours."
LJ: "What?"
Alice: "Today's your lucky day."
L.J.: [to Carlos] "You should have told me you were bit, motherf*cker, I'm hanging with you and *kitten*!"



Dallas: "What's your name?"
Leeloo: "Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat."
Dallas: "Good. That... that whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh... a shorter name?"
Leeloo: "Leeloo."

Police: "Are you classified as human?"
Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

Leeloo: "Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass."
Dallas: "Yeah."
Leeloo: "Mul-ti-pass."
Dallas: "Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife."
Leeloo: "Mul-ti-pass."
Dallas: "We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen... "
Leeloo: "Mul-ti-pass."
Dallas: "Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love."

I say "Chick-an GOOD!" all the time!

I also say "Yer killin me Smalls!" at least once a day.

and another Serenity, because I'm a Joss fan-girl

Mal: "you wanna be the captin?"
Jayne: "YES!""
Mal: Well. . . Ya can't."

one more.

"I'm confused. I'm angry and I'm armed."

pink_and_shiny

Dallas: "What's your name?"
Leeloo: "Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat."
Dallas: "Good. That... that whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh... a shorter name?"
Leeloo: "Leeloo."

Police: "Are you classified as human?"
Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

Leeloo: "Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass."
Dallas: "Yeah."
Leeloo: "Mul-ti-pass."
Dallas: "Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife."
Leeloo: "Mul-ti-pass."
Dallas: "We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen... "
Leeloo: "Mul-ti-pass."
Dallas: "Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love."

"BIG bada boom."

Lanfear

LOL yup "Chicken GOOD" gets quoted quite a lot in our house too!

Heehee my car is called Leeloo!!! :happy:


And now for the less-grown up of my also favourite films:

Agnes: Will you read us a bedtime story?
Gru: No.
Agnes: Pretty please?
Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference


Mike: Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look... Listen, I need a favor. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. I really need the key to the door he was using.
Roz: Well, isn't that nice? But guess what? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night.
Mike: He didn't... I... no paperwork?
Roz: This office is now closed.
[Roz closes the window on Mike's fingers]
Mike: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Yeti: [Referring to despondent Sully] Aw, poor guy. I understand. It's not easy being banished. Take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself "King Itchy".

Mike: Good morning, Roz, my succulent little garden snail. And who will we be scaring today?
Roz: Wazowski! You didn't file your paperwork last night.
Mike: Oh, that darn paperwork! Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?
Roz: Don't let it happen again.
Mike: Yes, well, I'll try to be more careful next time.
Roz: I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always.
Mike: Ooh, she's nuts.


Sid: Hey, what's your problem?
Manny: *You're* my problem.
Sid: Well, I think you're stressed, and that's why you eat so much. I mean, it's hard to get fat on a vegan diet.
Manny: I'm not fat. It's all this hair. It makes me look poofy.
Sid: Fine. You have fat hair, but when you're ready to talk, I'm here.

Sid: I don't know about you guys but we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen.

:laugh: :laugh:

tropicalicyicy

"What do you mean the battery's dead?"

Winged_Victory

From "Zoolander":


"You're dead to me, boy. You're more dead to me than your dead mother. " - Derek's dad

keb80

Superbad

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so sh**-faced last night, I shouldn't have f---ed that guy?' We could be that mistake!

Juno

...and the receptianist tried to get me to take these condoms that looked like grape suckers and was just babbling away about her freaking boyfiends pie balls!

As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And, I know that people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but... I guess normalcy isn't really our style.

The Notebook

I want all of you, forever, You and me... everyday."