Keys to a better sex life....

BEFORE

When all else fails





BEG

I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:

If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

Skittles6617

(According to Reader's Digest)

27. Re-create your favorite sexy scene in a movie. You know the ones -- the lobster scene in Flashdance. The ice scene in 9 1/2 Weeks. Mena Suvari's cheerleading routine in American Beauty, Clark Gable carrying Vivien Leigh up the stairs in Gone With the Wind, the pottery scene in Ghost, the part in The Bridges of Madison County when Meryl Streep and Clint Eastwood dance in her kitchen. Whew! (The faking it scene in "When Harry Met Sally"????) :huh:

What if he's not into what I wanna do? :devil: lol j/k

you got that right!!! Did I just say that?? Um....not ...that...I ...would....know.....really :noway:

That's where the alcohol comes in! :bigsmile:

Skittles6617

Not sure how i did that quote, but it was a reply to the alchohol remark lol

Shannon023

(According to Reader's Digest)

27. Re-create your favorite sexy scene in a movie. You know the ones -- the lobster scene in Flashdance. The ice scene in 9 1/2 Weeks. Mena Suvari's cheerleading routine in American Beauty, Clark Gable carrying Vivien Leigh up the stairs in Gone With the Wind, the pottery scene in Ghost, the part in The Bridges of Madison County when Meryl Streep and Clint Eastwood dance in her kitchen. Whew! (The faking it scene in "When Harry Met Sally"????) :huh:

What if he's not into what I wanna do? :devil: lol j/k

That's where the alcohol comes in! :bigsmile:

you got that right!!! Did I just say that?? Um....not ...that...I ...would....know.....really :noway:

HAHA!! Onto you now, sistah! :laugh: :drinker:

mholmes

When all else fails





BEG

I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:

If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

Is he serious Shannon?

jackeh

When all else fails





BEG

I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:

If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

depends what we are begging for.... some men arent so creative in the bed you know!!!!

Shannon023

When all else fails





BEG

I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:

If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

Is he serious Shannon?

I think he's pulling our leg. Next thing you know, he's gonna say the hubby's aren't supposed to scream in terror if we leave the lights on. That happens with everyone....right??? :huh:

mholmes

When all else fails





BEG

I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:

If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

depends what we are begging for.... some men arent so creative in the bed you know!!!!

mholmes

When all else fails





BEG

I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:

If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

Is he serious Shannon?

I think he's pulling our leg. Next thing you know, he's gonna say the hubby's aren't supposed to scream in terror if we leave the lights on. That happens with everyone....right??? :huh:

Right! We're talking about farm equipment right?

BEFORE

When all else fails





BEG

I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:

If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

depends what we are begging for.... some men arent so creative in the bed you know!!!!

This made lol and put tears in my eye from laughing.

jackeh

(According to Reader's Digest)


18. Get a massage. Or a pedicure, or a facial, or whatever makes you feel better about yourself. If you take care of your own body, you're much more likely to be able to enjoy it. Another good way to take care of yourself is exercise. A side benefit for both men and women: better blood flow to crucial organs.

I sooooooo agree with this one.... I went 4 years (yes 4!!!!) without because i felt so crappy about myself, I was afraid to get into a relationship because of how i felt about my body .... talk about no sex drive.... but since i have lost almost 50 pounds im more comfortable with my own body ... and i have met someone.... and we will just say we are having fun.... sorry if its TMI lol

SoupNazi

When all else fails





BEG

I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:

If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

Maybe I should quit putting these pics in his lunchbox. It was supposed to be reverse psychology.

BEFORE

When all else fails





BEG

I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:

If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

Is he serious Shannon?

I think he's pulling our leg. Next thing you know, he's gonna say the hubby's aren't supposed to scream in terror if we leave the lights on. That happens with everyone....right??? :huh:

Right! We're talking about farm equipment right?

I almost stated see previous farm animals and farm equipment statement.

dothompson

Most of these things seem like fun anyway, even if they don't get the desired result.

Shannon023

(According to Reader's Digest)


18. Get a massage. Or a pedicure, or a facial, or whatever makes you feel better about yourself. If you take care of your own body, you're much more likely to be able to enjoy it. Another good way to take care of yourself is exercise. A side benefit for both men and women: better blood flow to crucial organs.

I sooooooo agree with this one.... I went 4 years (yes 4!!!!) without because i felt so crappy about myself, I was afraid to get into a relationship because of how i felt about my body .... talk about no sex drive.... but since i have lost almost 50 pounds im more comfortable with my own body ... and i have met someone.... and we will just say we are having fun.... sorry if its TMI lol

You're a hawt mama now! Glad you're making up for lost time!

faythe

ALL of these sound like a good time and most of them are something we kinda make a point to do on a regular basis. I would add that a spontaneous non-sexual gesture (like hubby taking over a feeding or making lunch) goes a long way towards getting to the bedroom.

mholmes

When all else fails





BEG

I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:

If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

Maybe I should quit putting these pics in his lunchbox. It was supposed to be reverse psychology.

:sad: :sad: I thought I burned all my old pictures!!!

soup78

(According to Reader's Digest)

1. Have sex tonight! Having intercourse regularly helps to keep your sex drive in high gear by increasing the production of testosterone, which is the hormone mainly responsible for libido in both men and women.


25. Stop at one (or two) drinks at the most. A small amount of alcohol can set the mood; more can drown the flame of desire, or lessen your ability to see your desire through. (This list is $%&^)

I have a few additions:

1. And better yet, have sex in the morning! :bigsmile: What a way to start the day.....:blushing:

25. But more leads to lessen your inhibitions! :drinker: Woohooooooo cowboy! Ride on!!! :drinker: {did I say that?!}

Shannon023

I have a few additions:

1. And better yet, have sex in the morning! :bigsmile: What a way to start the day.....:blushing:

25. But more leads to lessen your inhibitions! :drinker: Woohooooooo cowboy! Ride on!!! :drinker: {did I say that?!}

Morning nookie is what I like to call "No Assembly Required" sex. :laugh:

BEFORE

(According to Reader's Digest)


18. Get a massage. Or a pedicure, or a facial, or whatever makes you feel better about yourself. If you take care of your own body, you're much more likely to be able to enjoy it. Another good way to take care of yourself is exercise. A side benefit for both men and women: better blood flow to crucial organs.

I sooooooo agree with this one.... I went 4 years (yes 4!!!!) without because i felt so crappy about myself, I was afraid to get into a relationship because of how i felt about my body .... talk about no sex drive.... but since i have lost almost 50 pounds im more comfortable with my own body ... and i have met someone.... and we will just say we are having fun.... sorry if its TMI lol

Life is too short to go w/o good for you. I am so glad we met.