Keys to a better sex life....

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  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    (According to Reader's Digest)


    18. Get a massage. Or a pedicure, or a facial, or whatever makes you feel better about yourself. If you take care of your own body, you're much more likely to be able to enjoy it. Another good way to take care of yourself is exercise. A side benefit for both men and women: better blood flow to crucial organs.


    I sooooooo agree with this one.... I went 4 years (yes 4!!!!) without because i felt so crappy about myself, I was afraid to get into a relationship because of how i felt about my body .... talk about no sex drive.... but since i have lost almost 50 pounds im more comfortable with my own body ... and i have met someone.... and we will just say we are having fun.... sorry if its TMI lol
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

    I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:
    If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

    Maybe I should quit putting these pics in his lunchbox. It was supposed to be reverse psychology.embarrassed.gif

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  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    When all else fails





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    I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

    I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:
    If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

    Is he serious Shannon?:angry:

    I think he's pulling our leg. Next thing you know, he's gonna say the hubby's aren't supposed to scream in terror if we leave the lights on. That happens with everyone....right??? :huh:

    Right! We're talking about farm equipment right?
    I almost stated see previous farm animals and farm equipment statement.
  • dothompson
    dothompson Posts: 1,184 Member
    Most of these things seem like fun anyway, even if they don't get the desired result.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    (According to Reader's Digest)


    18. Get a massage. Or a pedicure, or a facial, or whatever makes you feel better about yourself. If you take care of your own body, you're much more likely to be able to enjoy it. Another good way to take care of yourself is exercise. A side benefit for both men and women: better blood flow to crucial organs.


    I sooooooo agree with this one.... I went 4 years (yes 4!!!!) without because i felt so crappy about myself, I was afraid to get into a relationship because of how i felt about my body .... talk about no sex drive.... but since i have lost almost 50 pounds im more comfortable with my own body ... and i have met someone.... and we will just say we are having fun.... sorry if its TMI lol

    You're a hawt mama now! Glad you're making up for lost time! :wink:
  • faythe
    faythe Posts: 245
    ALL of these sound like a good time and most of them are something we kinda make a point to do on a regular basis. I would add that a spontaneous non-sexual gesture (like hubby taking over a feeding or making lunch) goes a long way towards getting to the bedroom.
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    When all else fails





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    I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

    I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:
    If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

    Maybe I should quit putting these pics in his lunchbox. It was supposed to be reverse psychology.embarrassed.gif

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    :sad: :sad: I thought I burned all my old pictures!!!
  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member
    (According to Reader's Digest)

    1. Have sex tonight! Having intercourse regularly helps to keep your sex drive in high gear by increasing the production of testosterone, which is the hormone mainly responsible for libido in both men and women.


    25. Stop at one (or two) drinks at the most. A small amount of alcohol can set the mood; more can drown the flame of desire, or lessen your ability to see your desire through. (This list is $%&^) :angry:

    I have a few additions:

    1. And better yet, have sex in the morning! :bigsmile: What a way to start the day.....:blushing:

    25. But more leads to lessen your inhibitions! :drinker: Woohooooooo cowboy! Ride on!!! :drinker: {did I say that?!}
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member


    I have a few additions:

    1. And better yet, have sex in the morning! :bigsmile: What a way to start the day.....:blushing:

    25. But more leads to lessen your inhibitions! :drinker: Woohooooooo cowboy! Ride on!!! :drinker: {did I say that?!}

    Morning nookie is what I like to call "No Assembly Required" sex. :laugh:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    (According to Reader's Digest)


    18. Get a massage. Or a pedicure, or a facial, or whatever makes you feel better about yourself. If you take care of your own body, you're much more likely to be able to enjoy it. Another good way to take care of yourself is exercise. A side benefit for both men and women: better blood flow to crucial organs.


    I sooooooo agree with this one.... I went 4 years (yes 4!!!!) without because i felt so crappy about myself, I was afraid to get into a relationship because of how i felt about my body .... talk about no sex drive.... but since i have lost almost 50 pounds im more comfortable with my own body ... and i have met someone.... and we will just say we are having fun.... sorry if its TMI lol
    Life is too short to go w/o good for you. I am so glad we met.
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member


    I have a few additions:

    1. And better yet, have sex in the morning! :bigsmile: What a way to start the day.....:blushing:

    25. But more leads to lessen your inhibitions! :drinker: Woohooooooo cowboy! Ride on!!! :drinker: {did I say that?!}

    Morning nookie is what I like to call "No Assembly Required" sex. :laugh:

    Yeh but morning breath? :sick:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member


    I have a few additions:

    1. And better yet, have sex in the morning! :bigsmile: What a way to start the day.....:blushing:

    25. But more leads to lessen your inhibitions! :drinker: Woohooooooo cowboy! Ride on!!! :drinker: {did I say that?!}

    Morning nookie is what I like to call "No Assembly Required" sex. :laugh:

    Yeh but morning breath? :sick:

    You still kiss???? :huh:
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    (According to Reader's Digest)


    18. Get a massage. Or a pedicure, or a facial, or whatever makes you feel better about yourself. If you take care of your own body, you're much more likely to be able to enjoy it. Another good way to take care of yourself is exercise. A side benefit for both men and women: better blood flow to crucial organs.


    I sooooooo agree with this one.... I went 4 years (yes 4!!!!) without because i felt so crappy about myself, I was afraid to get into a relationship because of how i felt about my body .... talk about no sex drive.... but since i have lost almost 50 pounds im more comfortable with my own body ... and i have met someone.... and we will just say we are having fun.... sorry if its TMI lol
    Life is too short to go w/o good for you. I am so glad we met.


    :laugh: but i thought you wernt supposed to tell the other girls here... they may get jealous
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    When all else fails





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    I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

    I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:
    If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

    Maybe I should quit putting these pics in his lunchbox. It was supposed to be reverse psychology.embarrassed.gif

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    Bad Soup. Go to your corner.
  • alifelessevident
    alifelessevident Posts: 390
    15. Say exactly what's on your mind -- sexually, that is.
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  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    15. Say exactly what's on your mind -- sexually, that is.
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: "Is that it?"
  • Skittles6617
    Skittles6617 Posts: 247 Member


    I have a few additions:

    1. And better yet, have sex in the morning! :bigsmile: What a way to start the day.....:blushing:

    25. But more leads to lessen your inhibitions! :drinker: Woohooooooo cowboy! Ride on!!! :drinker: {did I say that?!}

    Morning nookie is what I like to call "No Assembly Required" sex. :laugh:

    Yeh but morning breath? :sick:

    You still kiss???? :huh:


    No morning kissing, just get the job done. You get energy, and he is happy the rest of the day. You don't have to listen to him gripe about anything. :bigsmile:
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    When all else fails





    BEG

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    I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

    I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:
    If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

    Maybe I should quit putting these pics in his lunchbox. It was supposed to be reverse psychology.embarrassed.gif

    l_653cff59056ad95072cce3e1a021c0b3.jpg
    Bad Soup. Go to your corner.
    Don't know why I always hafta go in stupid time out. *kicks rock and sulks.
  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member


    I have a few additions:

    1. And better yet, have sex in the morning! :bigsmile: What a way to start the day.....:blushing:

    25. But more leads to lessen your inhibitions! :drinker: Woohooooooo cowboy! Ride on!!! :drinker: {did I say that?!}

    Morning nookie is what I like to call "No Assembly Required" sex. :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Yep, just hop on and enjoy the ride...um, I mean the LOVE! :laugh: :love:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member


    You still kiss???? :huh:


    No morning kissing, just get the job done. You get energy, and he is happy the rest of the day. You don't have to listen to him gripe about anything. :bigsmile:
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    Suffering cats!! You're me, woman!!! :drinker: :love: :bigsmile:
  • pros696
    pros696 Posts: 80
    Not sure I could do most of those alone...oops I mean?
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    Not sure I could do most of those alone...oops I mean?

    Hi pros .... nice to meet you :bigsmile:


    lol
  • pros696
    pros696 Posts: 80
    Not sure I could do most of those alone...oops I mean?

    Hi pros .... nice to meet you :bigsmile:


    lol

    How you doin? :flowerforyou: lol
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    When all else fails





    BEG

    writing.gif

    I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

    I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:
    If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

    Maybe I should quit putting these pics in his lunchbox. It was supposed to be reverse psychology.embarrassed.gif

    l_653cff59056ad95072cce3e1a021c0b3.jpg
    Bad Soup. Go to your corner.
    Don't know why I always hafta go in stupid time out. *kicks rock and sulks.
    On second thought you get a pass (for acting like Shannon last night)
  • Skittles6617
    Skittles6617 Posts: 247 Member


    You still kiss???? :huh:


    No morning kissing, just get the job done. You get energy, and he is happy the rest of the day. You don't have to listen to him gripe about anything. :bigsmile:


    Suffering cats!! You're me, woman!!! :drinker: :love: :bigsmile:
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    Hey, whatever it takes. And you know what I mean :wink:
  • pinktoque
    pinktoque Posts: 340 Member
    This thread is hilarious!!

    :heart: you all
  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member


    I have a few additions:

    1. And better yet, have sex in the morning! :bigsmile: What a way to start the day.....:blushing:

    25. But more leads to lessen your inhibitions! :drinker: Woohooooooo cowboy! Ride on!!! :drinker: {did I say that?!}

    Morning nookie is what I like to call "No Assembly Required" sex. :laugh:

    Yeh but morning breath? :sick:

    You still kiss???? :huh:


    No morning kissing, just get the job done. You get energy, and he is happy the rest of the day. You don't have to listen to him gripe about anything. :bigsmile:

    Well said, Skittles! :bigsmile:

    There are more important things to be taken care of, than say kissing! :smokin:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    On second thought you get a pass (for acting like Shannon last night)

    Some people call me the space cowb...er...girl.
    Some call me the gangsta of lu-uv.

    Some people call me Soupy (re reh)

    :smokin:
  • pros696
    pros696 Posts: 80
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:
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