Keys to a better sex life....

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  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
    Ohh...I doubt that this thread will die...Jamerz is back from the gym......:devil: :devil: :devil:
    Ez

    PS....all this who ha for a measly 139 calories???:bigsmile: {{giggle}}
  • emibmas
    emibmas Posts: 1,058 Member
    I hereby vote this the best thread of the week!:smokin:
  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
    elephant-breath-check.jpg Was it my breath?

    What the..???? :huh:

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Michael Jackson and an underage elephant??:sick:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Rule 32~

    The Love Rug, baybee! :devil:

    LoveRug.jpg


    After one use, yes you can own a stinky, matted, sticky love run for the low, low price of $150!!! Operators are standing by now! :drinker:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    elephant-breath-check.jpg Was it my breath?

    What the..???? :huh:

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Michael Jackson and an underage elephant??:sick:

    I know.... where does it end?
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    After one use, yes you can own a stinky, matted, sticky love run for the low, low price of $150!!! Operators are standing by now! :drinker:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    :tongue: As for Happy Time.... sings the old Burger King jingle "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" :devil:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    (According to Reader's Digest)


    18. Get a massage. Or a pedicure, or a facial, or whatever makes you feel better about yourself. If you take care of your own body, you're much more likely to be able to enjoy it. Another good way to take care of yourself is exercise. A side benefit for both men and women: better blood flow to crucial organs.


    I sooooooo agree with this one.... I went 4 years (yes 4!!!!) without because i felt so crappy about myself, I was afraid to get into a relationship because of how i felt about my body .... talk about no sex drive.... but since i have lost almost 50 pounds im more comfortable with my own body ... and i have met someone.... and we will just say we are having fun.... sorry if its TMI lol
    Life is too short to go w/o good for you. I am so glad we met.


    :laugh: but i thought you wernt supposed to tell the other girls here... they may get jealous

    oh poop sorry.
  • Skittles6617
    Skittles6617 Posts: 247 Member
    :tongue: As for Happy Time.... sings the old Burger King jingle "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" :devil:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :tongue: As for Happy Time.... sings the old Burger King jingle "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" :devil:

    Ezzie.....thud.gif
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!



    :laugh: :laugh: what if your left handed
    Then call me.
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!
    Being that I am a man, I am not turning myself around. :noway:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    :tongue: As for Happy Time.... sings the old Burger King jingle "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" :devil:
    So does Ezzie walk bull legged or did the bifocals fool ya again.
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    :tongue: As for Happy Time.... sings the old Burger King jingle "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" :devil:
    So does Ezzie walk bull legged or did the bifocals fool ya again.

    :noway:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    elephant-breath-check.jpg Was it my breath?

    What the..???? :huh:

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Michael Jackson and an underage elephant??:sick:

    I know.... where does it end?
    Bweat Thit Bweat thit
    Must be happy time at the Never land ranch
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    funny how all the men of MFP dissappeared... must be happy time lol
    Sorry. They expected me to work today. :grumble: :grumble:
  • pros696
    pros696 Posts: 80
    Just got back from the gym....not happy time lol
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Just got back from the gym....not happy time lol

    'Ello 'Ello :wink: btw. I'm part of the gutter gang... I'm the lady of the bunch just so ya know.
  • Skittles6617
    Skittles6617 Posts: 247 Member
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!
    Being that I am a man, I am not turning myself around. :noway:

    awww, come one you can do it, I know you can :bigsmile:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!
    Being that I am a man, I am not turning myself around. :noway:

    awww, come one you can do it, I know you can :bigsmile:
    Exit only.
  • Skittles6617
    Skittles6617 Posts: 247 Member
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!
    Being that I am a man, I am not turning myself around. :noway:

    awww, come one you can do it, I know you can :bigsmile:
    Exit only.


    HAHA one way street
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Just got back from the gym....not happy time lol

    'Ello 'Ello :wink: btw. I'm part of the gutter gang... I'm the lady of the bunch just so ya know.
    That might be the funniest quote on this thread yet. :bigsmile:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:




    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!
    Being that I am a man, I am not turning myself around. :noway:

    awww, come one you can do it, I know you can :bigsmile:
    Exit only.


    HAHA one way street
    Rectum, DAmn near killed them.
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    :tongue: As for Happy Time.... sings the old Burger King jingle "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" :devil:
    So does Ezzie walk bull legged or did the bifocals fool ya again.

    Her posture is just fine, she's quite flexible really! :devil:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    :tongue: As for Happy Time.... sings the old Burger King jingle "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" :devil:
    So does Ezzie walk bull legged or did the bifocals fool ya again.

    Her posture is just fine, she's quite flexible really! :devil:
    Bows and pays omage to "DA MAN"
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