Keys to a better sex life....

mholmes

I have a few additions:

1. And better yet, have sex in the morning! :bigsmile: What a way to start the day.....:blushing:

25. But more leads to lessen your inhibitions! :drinker: Woohooooooo cowboy! Ride on!!! :drinker: {did I say that?!}

Morning nookie is what I like to call "No Assembly Required" sex. :laugh:

Yeh but morning breath? :sick:

Shannon023

I have a few additions:

1. And better yet, have sex in the morning! :bigsmile: What a way to start the day.....:blushing:

25. But more leads to lessen your inhibitions! :drinker: Woohooooooo cowboy! Ride on!!! :drinker: {did I say that?!}

Morning nookie is what I like to call "No Assembly Required" sex. :laugh:

Yeh but morning breath? :sick:

You still kiss???? :huh:

jackeh

(According to Reader's Digest)


18. Get a massage. Or a pedicure, or a facial, or whatever makes you feel better about yourself. If you take care of your own body, you're much more likely to be able to enjoy it. Another good way to take care of yourself is exercise. A side benefit for both men and women: better blood flow to crucial organs.

I sooooooo agree with this one.... I went 4 years (yes 4!!!!) without because i felt so crappy about myself, I was afraid to get into a relationship because of how i felt about my body .... talk about no sex drive.... but since i have lost almost 50 pounds im more comfortable with my own body ... and i have met someone.... and we will just say we are having fun.... sorry if its TMI lol

Life is too short to go w/o good for you. I am so glad we met.

:laugh: but i thought you wernt supposed to tell the other girls here... they may get jealous

BEFORE

When all else fails





BEG

I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:

If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

Maybe I should quit putting these pics in his lunchbox. It was supposed to be reverse psychology.

Bad Soup. Go to your corner.

alifelessevident

15. Say exactly what's on your mind -- sexually, that is.

mholmes

15. Say exactly what's on your mind -- sexually, that is.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: "Is that it?"

Skittles6617

I have a few additions:

1. And better yet, have sex in the morning! :bigsmile: What a way to start the day.....:blushing:

25. But more leads to lessen your inhibitions! :drinker: Woohooooooo cowboy! Ride on!!! :drinker: {did I say that?!}

Morning nookie is what I like to call "No Assembly Required" sex. :laugh:

Yeh but morning breath? :sick:

You still kiss???? :huh:

No morning kissing, just get the job done. You get energy, and he is happy the rest of the day. You don't have to listen to him gripe about anything. :bigsmile:

Theresa35

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

SoupNazi

When all else fails





BEG

I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:

If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

Maybe I should quit putting these pics in his lunchbox. It was supposed to be reverse psychology.

Bad Soup. Go to your corner.

Don't know why I always hafta go in stupid time out. *kicks rock and sulks.

soup78

I have a few additions:

1. And better yet, have sex in the morning! :bigsmile: What a way to start the day.....:blushing:

25. But more leads to lessen your inhibitions! :drinker: Woohooooooo cowboy! Ride on!!! :drinker: {did I say that?!}

Morning nookie is what I like to call "No Assembly Required" sex. :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Yep, just hop on and enjoy the ride...um, I mean the LOVE! :laugh:

Shannon023

You still kiss???? :huh:

No morning kissing, just get the job done. You get energy, and he is happy the rest of the day. You don't have to listen to him gripe about anything. :bigsmile:
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Suffering cats!! You're me, woman!!! :drinker: :bigsmile:

pros696

Not sure I could do most of those alone...oops I mean?

jackeh

Not sure I could do most of those alone...oops I mean?

Hi pros .... nice to meet you :bigsmile:


lol

pros696

Not sure I could do most of those alone...oops I mean?

Hi pros .... nice to meet you :bigsmile:


lol

How you doin? :flowerforyou: lol

BEFORE

When all else fails





BEG

I'll try that, thanks!!!! :drinker:

I think he means we're supposed to beg.... not make them beg :huh:

If you ladies have to beg something is wrong.

Maybe I should quit putting these pics in his lunchbox. It was supposed to be reverse psychology.

Bad Soup. Go to your corner.

Don't know why I always hafta go in stupid time out. *kicks rock and sulks.

On second thought you get a pass (for acting like Shannon last night)

Skittles6617

You still kiss???? :huh:

No morning kissing, just get the job done. You get energy, and he is happy the rest of the day. You don't have to listen to him gripe about anything. :bigsmile:

Suffering cats!! You're me, woman!!! :drinker: :bigsmile:
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Hey, whatever it takes. And you know what I mean

pinktoque

This thread is hilarious!!

you all

soup78

I have a few additions:

1. And better yet, have sex in the morning! :bigsmile: What a way to start the day.....:blushing:

25. But more leads to lessen your inhibitions! :drinker: Woohooooooo cowboy! Ride on!!! :drinker: {did I say that?!}

Morning nookie is what I like to call "No Assembly Required" sex. :laugh:

Yeh but morning breath? :sick:

You still kiss???? :huh:

No morning kissing, just get the job done. You get energy, and he is happy the rest of the day. You don't have to listen to him gripe about anything. :bigsmile:

Well said, Skittles! :bigsmile:

There are more important things to be taken care of, than say kissing! :smokin:

SoupNazi

On second thought you get a pass (for acting like Shannon last night)

Some people call me the space cowb...er...girl.
Some call me the gangsta of lu-uv.

Some people call me Soupy (re reh)

:smokin:

pros696

Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode: