Keys to a better sex life....

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  • Skittles6617
    Skittles6617 Posts: 247 Member
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:
  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    Or maybe a cold shower :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    Not sure I could do most of those alone...oops I mean?

    Hi pros .... nice to meet you :bigsmile:


    lol

    How you doin? :flowerforyou: lol

    :bigsmile:
  • pros696
    pros696 Posts: 80
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:

    Must take it as being shot down :noway: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member

    On second thought you get a pass (for acting like Shannon last night)

    Oh niiiiiice. Glad you found someone who can act like me. :angry:

    smiley_ladysinger.gif

    When I was young...
    I never needed anyone...
    and making love was just for money....erm...fun...
    those days are gone.....

    ALL BY MYSELF - DONTWANNABE - ALL BY MYSELF- ANYMORE

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  • getsexymarylou
    getsexymarylou Posts: 39 Member
    :love: Thanks for that! I need to show your topic to my fiance!!! :wink: :drinker: :flowerforyou:
  • pros696
    pros696 Posts: 80
    :love: Thanks for that! I need to show your topic to my fiance!!! :wink: :drinker: :flowerforyou:

    Hope that goes the way you want it lol GL:smooched:
  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member

    On second thought you get a pass (for acting like Shannon last night)

    Oh niiiiiice. Glad you found someone who can act like me. :angry:

    smiley_ladysinger.gif

    When I was young...
    I never needed anyone...
    and making love was just for money....erm...fun...
    those days are gone.....

    ALL BY MYSELF - DONTWANNABE - ALL BY MYSELF- ANYMORE

    smiley_ladysinger.gif

    :laugh: :laugh: You crack me up!!! :bigsmile:
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?
  • pros696
    pros696 Posts: 80
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    We don't want to know....I think! :bigsmile:
  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!



    :laugh: :laugh: what if your left handed
  • pinktoque
    pinktoque Posts: 340 Member



    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!

    I just spit out a moutfull of water all over my work keyboard.

    Note to self: never take a gulp of water before reading these threads
  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: what if your left handed
    [/quote]

    :laugh: since you've already turned yourself around, you get to do it again - The "lefty" way! :tongue:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Skittles6617
    Skittles6617 Posts: 247 Member
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I think that just about sums it up!!!!
  • Skittles6617
    Skittles6617 Posts: 247 Member



    :laugh: :laugh: what if your left handed
    [/quote]

    :laugh: since you've already turned yourself around, you get to do it again - The "lefty" way! :tongue:
    [/quote]



    do it again! do it again! do it again!
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    funny how all the men of MFP dissappeared... must be happy time lol
  • Skittles6617
    Skittles6617 Posts: 247 Member
    funny how all the men of MFP dissappeared... must be happy time lol


    hmmm, I think you are right :blushing: and I started the whole happy time thing :blushing:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    funny how all the men of MFP dissappeared... must be happy time lol

    bwahahahahaha!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    A British company makes this - it's soap.

    BRlittlehandsoapcopy.jpg

    I pity the fool who needs that little pink one in front. :laugh:
  • Skittles6617
    Skittles6617 Posts: 247 Member
    funny how all the men of MFP dissappeared... must be happy time lol

    bwahahahahaha!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    A British company makes this - it's soap.

    BRlittlehandsoapcopy.jpg

    I pity the fool who needs that little pink one in front. :laugh:


    I pity his wife/girlfriend , somebody should do something!!!
  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member
    funny how all the men of MFP dissappeared... must be happy time lol

    bwahahahahaha!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    A British company makes this - it's soap.

    BRlittlehandsoapcopy.jpg

    I pity the fool who needs that little pink one in front. :laugh:

    Just think about what houseguests will think when they peer into the shower and see the tiny little "used" ones! hmmmm, wonder what that's for?! What's that little piece of fuzz.......
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You've never heard of Palmela Handerson? :huh:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    funny how all the men of MFP dissappeared... must be happy time lol

    bwahahahahaha!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    A British company makes this - it's soap.

    BRlittlehandsoapcopy.jpg

    I pity the fool who needs that little pink one in front. :laugh:

    What I wanna know is what exactly were you "googling" to come across this pic?
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member


    What I wanna know is what exactly were you "googling" to come across this pic?

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  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Shannon ... your thread died.
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    elephant-breath-check.jpg Was it my breath?
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Shannon ... your thread died.

    I know. pouty.gif

    Notice Soupy & Before left right about the same time. :angry:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    elephant-breath-check.jpg Was it my breath?

    What the..???? :huh:

    :laugh: :laugh:
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