Dogs > Cats Discuss!

javarushed
javarushed Posts: 218 Member
edited September 27 in Chit-Chat
Dogs are playful.
Cats are snobs.
Dogs are big enough to use as a pillow.
Cats lick your food that you have high up on the counters.
Dogs protect you.
Cats poop inside, Dogs poop outside.
Cats steal your soul while you sleep.

Conclusion. Dogs are obviously better.
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  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,170 Member
    i like both xD however cats are soo easier to look after. mine just either sleeps on me or spends his day outside
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    Haha...its funny. I used to be a total cat lover.

    But cats turn up there nose at you...dogs just shove them RIGHT in your face.

    Cats are prissy and never have time for you. They only come when they want you.Dogs always make time for you and NEVER leave even when you want them to.....

    Therefore...i finally agree with you on something....dogs(just like smooth pb) are better than cats(which can also be said about chunky pb)!
  • poustotah
    poustotah Posts: 1,121 Member
    A friend of mine has a mancoon (sp?) and that thing is like a big playful man-cat. It's HUGE and it acts just like a dog. Theirs also happens to be toilet trained so that was kind of interesting.

    All in all though, I think I prefer dogs.
  • meggonkgonk
    meggonkgonk Posts: 2,066 Member
    Don't have to walk my cat.
  • live2smyle
    live2smyle Posts: 592 Member
    <~~ Is seriously afraid of cats stealing my soul. :sad:
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Then my cats are dogs and my dog is a cat. :frown:

    The cats come when they're called. The dog... sometimes he'll look at me. :laugh: And he is well-trained and obedient. He just finds me rather useless unless I'm feeding him or taking him for a walk.
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    My kids are 6 and 7 and brought home their first 'pet' this weekend..it's a fish..that is how I feel about pets...LOL:indifferent: :ohwell:

    The conversation has seriously been :
    can we please have a dog?
    NO
    a cat?
    NO
    a bunny?
    NO
    a hamster?
    NO
    a fish
    Mmm...OK
  • lukimakamai
    lukimakamai Posts: 498 Member
    Yes dogs are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better! Dogs are a welocome home committee and through a huge celebration when you walk through the door.
  • Kiwijay
    Kiwijay Posts: 216
    Cats are way better, they clean themselves, exercise themselves, look after themselves and don't bark at anything that moves...I love my cat and dislike my dog immensely! :laugh:
  • VixFit2011
    VixFit2011 Posts: 663 Member
    I have both.....yes dog different than cat in many ways but both give me unconditional love. About the poop...dog goes outside leaves poop anywhere I have to pick it up....cat poops and covers it up...cleaner to pick up.....dog begs for food when I'm eating....cat eats his own food and never jumps on counter......both cat and dog greet me lovingly when I come home....both cat and dog never ask if the laundry is done, if dinner is done, or "what the h _ _ _ l I did all day". , both cat and dog cuddle and keep me warm at night.
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
    .
    Cats poop inside, Dogs poop outside.




    you obviously dont have Yorkies
  • javarushed
    javarushed Posts: 218 Member
    Haha...its funny. I used to be a total cat lover.

    But cats turn up there nose at you...dogs just shove them RIGHT in your face.

    Cats are prissy and never have time for you. They only come when they want you.Dogs always make time for you and NEVER leave even when you want them to.....

    Therefore...i finally agree with you on something....dogs(just like smooth pb) are better than cats(which can also be said about chunky pb)!

    About time you got something right! Your choice on picking dogs over cats, not your summary! :D
  • javarushed
    javarushed Posts: 218 Member
    A friend of mine has a mancoon (sp?) and that thing is like a big playful man-cat. It's HUGE and it acts just like a dog. Theirs also happens to be toilet trained so that was kind of interesting.

    All in all though, I think I prefer dogs.

    Wow I never heard of such a thing and I agree it looks pretty awesome lol.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
    A friend of mine has a mancoon (sp?) and that thing is like a big playful man-cat. It's HUGE and it acts just like a dog. Theirs also happens to be toilet trained so that was kind of interesting.

    All in all though, I think I prefer dogs.




    Maine Coon
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    My kids are 6 and 7 and brought home their first 'pet' this weekend..it's a fish..that is how I feel about pets...LOL:indifferent: :ohwell:

    The conversation has seriously been :
    can we please have a dog?
    NO
    a cat?
    NO
    a bunny?
    NO
    a hamster?
    NO
    a fish
    Mmm...OK

    Haha...funny....that's how it went with my parents..

    Can i keep it?
    No
    Can i keep it?
    No
    Can i keep it?
    No
    Can i keep it?
    No.....

    UGH!
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    Haha...its funny. I used to be a total cat lover.

    But cats turn up there nose at you...dogs just shove them RIGHT in your face.

    Cats are prissy and never have time for you. They only come when they want you.Dogs always make time for you and NEVER leave even when you want them to.....

    Therefore...i finally agree with you on something....dogs(just like smooth pb) are better than cats(which can also be said about chunky pb)!

    About time you got something right! Your choice on picking dogs over cats, not your summary! :D

    Haha nah...both are right!
  • javarushed
    javarushed Posts: 218 Member
    Don't have to walk my cat.

    Its great for cardio! The dog is only trying to help you live a longer healthier life :D
  • Grokette
    Grokette Posts: 3,330 Member
    Dogs are the GREATEST, but I like cats too.............I would have a whole zoo if my hubby would let me.

    IMG_20110315_105152.jpg
  • aippolito1
    aippolito1 Posts: 4,894 Member
    While cats lick your food, dogs are strong enough to pull down the food and eat the whole thing.
  • javarushed
    javarushed Posts: 218 Member
    <~~ Is seriously afraid of cats stealing my soul. :sad:

    Be Afraid! Very Afraid!

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105428/ is all I have to say :D
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,422 Member
    Dogs are playful.
    Cats are snobs.
    Dogs are big enough to use as a pillow.
    Cats lick your food that you have high up on the counters.
    Dogs protect you.
    Cats poop inside, Dogs poop outside.
    Cats steal your soul while you sleep.

    Conclusion. Dogs are obviously better.

    On the other hand,

    Dogs obsess over THE BALL
    Dogs will not. leave. you. alone.
    Cats are lap warmers who don't smell bad.
    Dogs will knock you over for the hot dog.
    Dogs poop outside. Which means you gotta come home to tend to them.
    Cats may steal your soul while you sleep, but dogs will bark so you can never sleep.

    It's all in what you want, right? :laugh: For 20 years I had dogs. Cats may be less of a "Let's go somewhere" kind of friend, but they are far less demanding.

    More like a peer than a child.
  • javarushed
    javarushed Posts: 218 Member
    Then my cats are dogs and my dog is a cat. :frown:

    The cats come when they're called. The dog... sometimes he'll look at me. :laugh: And he is well-trained and obedient. He just finds me rather useless unless I'm feeding him or taking him for a walk.

    Your dog is a selfish user! Not all dogs can be great. I'm sorry :(
  • javarushed
    javarushed Posts: 218 Member
    My kids are 6 and 7 and brought home their first 'pet' this weekend..it's a fish..that is how I feel about pets...LOL:indifferent: :ohwell:

    The conversation has seriously been :
    can we please have a dog?
    NO
    a cat?
    NO
    a bunny?
    NO
    a hamster?
    NO
    a fish
    Mmm...OK

    See they wanted a Dog first. I knew dogs were the best :D
  • javarushed
    javarushed Posts: 218 Member
    Cats are way better, they clean themselves, exercise themselves, look after themselves and don't bark at anything that moves...I love my cat and dislike my dog immensely! :laugh:

    The dog only wants to protect you. Even though he/she knows it upsets you to bark, it still chooses to do it for your sake. Now that is love :D
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    My kids are 6 and 7 and brought home their first 'pet' this weekend..it's a fish..that is how I feel about pets...LOL:indifferent: :ohwell:

    The conversation has seriously been :
    can we please have a dog?
    NO
    a cat?
    NO
    a bunny?
    NO
    a hamster?
    NO
    a fish
    Mmm...OK

    See they wanted a Dog first. I knew dogs were the best :D

    My 6 yr old daughter LOVES dogs...every time she is with friends and sees a dog I hear the same over-exagerated "Awwwwwww'
    It doesn't move me a bit
    I grew up with 4 huge sheepdogs..I have been scarred....enough said:tongue:
  • javarushed
    javarushed Posts: 218 Member
    I have both.....yes dog different than cat in many ways but both give me unconditional love. About the poop...dog goes outside leaves poop anywhere I have to pick it up....cat poops and covers it up...cleaner to pick up.....dog begs for food when I'm eating....cat eats his own food and never jumps on counter......both cat and dog greet me lovingly when I come home....both cat and dog never ask if the laundry is done, if dinner is done, or "what the h _ _ _ l I did all day". , both cat and dog cuddle and keep me warm at night.

    You forgot about the "steal your soul" part :D
  • javarushed
    javarushed Posts: 218 Member
    .
    Cats poop inside, Dogs poop outside.




    you obviously dont have Yorkies

    They are protesting something! Did you ever ask them why they are doing this?
  • live2smyle
    live2smyle Posts: 592 Member
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105428 <~~~ Hahahaha I need not worry about that...I havent been a virgin since... Wait you thought I was going to tell you?? Bahahaha :tongue:
  • javarushed
    javarushed Posts: 218 Member
    Haha nah...both are right!

    Watch out a rodent is about to eat your icecream!
  • javarushed
    javarushed Posts: 218 Member
    Dogs are the GREATEST, but I like cats too.............I would have a whole zoo if my hubby would let me.

    IMG_20110315_105152.jpg

    Nice dogs! Once more to add to the family :D
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