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BEFORE
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Did Ned Beaty fire his agent after landing the part in "deliverance." (hint: squeal little piggy)
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  • BEFORE
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    Did Ned Beaty fire his agent after landing the part in "deliverance." (hint: squeal little piggy)
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    How come you only have good hair days after you decide to chop it off??
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Why did I have to pick up the soap?

    :laugh:

    Why do the boys in the pit cry when it's my watch?? :grumble:
  • BEFORE
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    Why does Gov Palin look like the sex ed teacher in "Varsity Blues."

    HUmor no politics intended.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    When I am carrying my toddler, why does his hand automatically go to my chest....like it's a ledge or handle for him to hold onto???
  • Carrie6o6
    Carrie6o6 Posts: 1,443 Member
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    When I am carrying my toddler, why does his hand automatically go to my chest....like it's a ledge or handle for him to hold onto???

    My daughter always tries to squish mine! I always have to tell her to stop.. When she was a little baby I would hide things on her in my bra thinking she never saw where I put them.. now if i take something from her and im holding her she will go straight into my shirt... Shes done that while ppl I didnt know were around.. it was awkward!
  • emibmas
    emibmas Posts: 1,058 Member
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    why is there brail on the drive-up atm?:ohwell:
  • BEFORE
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    When I am carrying my toddler, why does his hand automatically go to my chest....like it's a ledge or handle for him to hold onto???
    Even at the age of one its a guy thang.

    I knew if I posted this thread that eventually i would get to talk about your chest. Works everytime.
  • pecksun8
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    Why does my face show every smile that I have ever given to a friend or a
    stranger?
  • BEFORE
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    why is there brail on the drive-up atm?:ohwell:
    Ohh good one.
  • BEFORE
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    If it is illegal to drink and drive why do gas stations sell liquor?
  • BEFORE
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    When I am carrying my toddler, why does his hand automatically go to my chest....like it's a ledge or handle for him to hold onto???
    Even at the age of one its a guy thang.

    I knew if I posted this thread that eventually i would get to talk about your chest. Works everytime.

    Now I'm worried about the thread you'll post in order to talk about my wee-wee.
    LOL. If you call it a wee-wee we do need to talk about it.
  • janellybelly
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    Why do they call it CARgo when it's on a SHIP???

    If 7-11 is open 24hrs. a day 365 days outta the year then why do they have locks on the door?

    :flowerforyou: Happy Monday!
  • emibmas
    emibmas Posts: 1,058 Member
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    Why do we PARK in a DRIVEway and DRIVE on a PARKway?
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    How do you know when you run out of invisible ink? :huh:
  • BEFORE
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    Forgive on this one.

    How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

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