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  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Forgive on this one.

    How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

    For you, Before ~ How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

    :sick:
    Very carefully.
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Whenever you read a good book, its like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
    Playboy and Maxum magazines dont have authors MAx
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
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    If girls with BIG breasts work at Hooters then why don't girls with just one leg work at IHOP?
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    If girls with BIG breasts work at Hooters then why don't girls with just one leg work at IHOP?
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
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    How many Girl Scouts does it take to make GS cookies?
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    If girls with BIG breasts work at Hooters then why don't girls with just one leg work at IHOP?

    ROFLMBO!!!!!!!

    Emdicio....do you hear lightening striking in the distance?:laugh:
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
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    ROFLMBO!!!!!!!

    Emdicio....do you hear lightening striking in the distance?:laugh:

    They're coming for me - those IHOP girls are quick!! :laugh:
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
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    Will vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do they feel guilty?
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    If girls with BIG breasts work at Hooters then why don't girls with just one leg work at IHOP?

    Must be why Maximus works at "Joe's CRAB Shack" too. flirt.gif
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    How many Girl Scouts does it take to make GS cookies?
    WELL?
  • emibmas
    emibmas Posts: 1,058 Member
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    If girls with BIG breasts work at Hooters then why don't girls with just one leg work at IHOP?

    Must be why Maximus works at "Joe's CRAB Shack" too. flirt.gif
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
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    Must be why Maximus works at "Joe's CRAB Shack" too. flirt.gif

    I thought he worked at Dinky's Tavern.....:noway: :huh:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    If girls with BIG breasts work at Hooters then why don't girls with just one leg work at IHOP?

    Must be why Maximus works at "Joe's CRAB Shack" too. flirt.gif
    WOW Took the gloves off on that one.
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    ROFLMBO!!!!!!!

    Emdicio....do you hear lightening striking in the distance?:laugh:

    They're coming for me - those IHOP girls are quick!! :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Just when I thought you couldn't top it off.

    You came through. *tearing up
    You do me proud, big fella.....very proud.
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
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    If girls with BIG breasts work at Hooters then why don't girls with just one leg work at IHOP?

    Must be why Maximus works at "Joe's CRAB Shack" too. flirt.gif

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Must be why Maximus works at "Joe's CRAB Shack" too. flirt.gif

    I thought he worked at Dinky's Tavern.....:noway: :huh:

    Don't even want to know why Soupy works at the "In & Out Burgers" either. :noway:

    Soupy - :flowerforyou: :heart: :smooched: :bigsmile:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    If girls with BIG breasts work at Hooters then why don't girls with just one leg work at IHOP?

    Must be why Maximus works at "Joe's CRAB Shack" too. flirt.gif
    WOW Took the gloves off on that one.

    ROFLMBO!!!

    I am so glad I'm not on her sh$t list.:laugh:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
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    If girls with BIG breasts work at Hooters then why don't girls with just one leg work at IHOP?

    Must be why Maximus works at "Joe's CRAB Shack" too. flirt.gif
    WOW Took the gloves off on that one.

    ROFLMBO!!!

    I am so glad I'm not on her sh$t list.:laugh:

    psst look up Jasper!:ohwell:
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
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    ROFLMBO!!!

    I am so glad I'm not on her sh$t list.:laugh:

    D'oh!