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  • pecksun8
    pecksun8 Posts: 570
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    If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
  • pecksun8
    pecksun8 Posts: 570
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    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • emibmas
    emibmas Posts: 1,058 Member
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    Forgive on this one.

    How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

    :laugh: I am going to h-e double hockey sticks, because I litterally laughed out loud.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Why does it take a lot of diet & exercise to lose a pound, but just one piece of cake to gain one? :explode:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    Why do people say "It's cold as he**?":glasses:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Why do people say "It's cold as he**?":glasses:

    HaHa! :laugh: I say that. :embarassed: :ohwell:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Do prison buses have emergency exits? y_thinking.gif
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    Whacked with a sausage. It's weird but not in the way that you might think.
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    When your waiter/waitress says "Thanks, i hope you enjoy your meal" does anyone else have to fight the urge to say "thanks, you too"? :ohwell:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal? :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal? :laugh:

    That is just wrong on so so many levels.:laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Forgive on this one.

    How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

    For you, Before ~ How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

    :sick:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
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    Why is my gym's (which is supposed to be open 24hrs from Monday to Friday) only open at 5am on Mondays? Shouldn't they theoretically be open at 12am?
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    If a cannibal was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal? :laugh:

    That is just wrong on so so many levels.:laugh:

    Good thing I'm on the lowest level.
    At least you know where you are at.

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