How to fail at weight loss
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Eat as little as possible to lose weight. Exercise as much as humanly possible - several hours a day at least. When you exercise, don't eat those calories back or else you defeat the purpose and you won't lose. Keep your carbs as low as possible because carbs turn instantly into fat in the body. Eat as much protein as you want. It will never turn into fat because you will just pee the excess out. Don't eat right before bed because all the food you eat before bed will get stored as fat. Never eat a cheat meal because it will instantly make you gain back all the weight you lost.
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Don't drink water because your body gets enough of it from the foods you eat.0
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Sleep for only 4-5 hours a night to make time for your morning and evening workouts.
Cut entire food groups from your diet.
"Cleanse."0 -
Eat only chocolate. Even if you consider it to be dairy.0
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Buy a bunch of low fat frozen dinners that are labeled "healthy."0
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Yeah...you forgot:
- Keep your mind closed so tight to new information that not one bit gets in and, worst-case scenario, you only hear exactly what you want to hear.
- Mindlessly regurgitate what you hear without researching any of it. That way you can drag others down with you!
Hope those help you fail at weight loss! :drinker:0 -
OH NO!!!! I'm doing it all wrong. Ill have to drop my calories and work out more!!!0
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Join the ranks of the pro-ana scourge.0
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Absolutly No SEX! It kills your drive to workout! LMAO0
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Hahaha! Love it
My favorite to "agree" with is carbs. Got to cut the carbs out completely.. because never mind that they make your brain FUNCTION!0 -
Im bumping because I want to know everything on how to fail at wieght loss.0
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This thread delivers!0
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Lower your calories super low, the lower the more you'll lose.0
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Absolutly No SEX! It kills your drive to workout! LMAO0
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Don't forget the energy drinks to help get you through the workouts.
Drink lots of beer to get hydrated....
Also, I hear that eating cabbage soup every day for a month is a real motivator to stay on your diet.0 -
Oh and on the cutting out whole fruit groups, no fruit, especailly bananas -- they are high in sugar and sugar is bad!0
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Start a new relationship.
Get you wife pregnant and don't let her out do you0 -
Cut entire food groups from your diet.
"Cleanse."
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Absolutly No SEX! It kills your drive to workout! LMAO
If I had my way, that actually would work0 -
Beer is healthy, because it's made from hops, and hops are a vegetable (they're green, come on!). Eating your veggies is healthy, but drinking them is healthier!0
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